Sooky Posted March 18, 2012 Share Posted March 18, 2012 The mother's day spam has begun... 'You see that sun shining today? that's all the beautiful mummys who can't be here today. post to show respect and support to all them brave children and adults without there mummy today. RIP angels!' No words, I have no words. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 'You see that sun shining today? that's all the beautiful mummys who can't be here today. post to show respect and support to all them brave children and adults without there mummy today. RIP angels!' No words, I have no words. 'Jesus wept. And no fucking wonder.' That's a quote from my mum. Quite apt here I feel. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 Think of all the gash it'll get him though. If my Mum passes away any time soon (I hope to god she doesn't) I'm going to post it all over Facebook, just to see if I get sympathy sex. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McKee Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 If my Mum passes away any time soon (I hope to god she doesn't) I'm going to post it all over Facebook, just to see if I get sympathy sex. You'll be knee-deep in clunge, nae doubt about it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 Right ye its sad that Muamba the footballer had a heart attack on the pitch buy why the f**k does he get more press coverage than the 6 young soldiers that died in Afghan 2 weeks ago who between them probably earnt less than a month than he does alone as well. Get your fuckin priorites right shockin!!!!! 23... fucking... likes... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 There's an emo girl on my Facebook and she's just uploaded a picture of her with a bottle of Johnson's No More Tears Baby Shampoo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Long live the 69 Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 Girl on my Facebook posted a 11 line rant about the price of tampons 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEETHING Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 Right ye its sad that Muamba the footballer had a heart attack on the pitch buy why the f**k does he get more press coverage than the 6 young soldiers that died in Afghan 2 weeks ago who between them probably earnt less than a month than he does alone as well. Get your fuckin priorites right shockin!!!!! 23... fucking... likes... There's a decent point in there, buried among the usual SUPPORT ARE BOYS shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 Girl on my Facebook posted a 11 line rant about the price of tampons I feel so sick when I read monthly 'I hate being a girl ' updates. Who wants to know that? Nasty. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Real sosobad Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 Anyone else Facebook homepage filled to the brim with soldier pish? Seriously if you love them that much go and fight with them and stop writing stupid fuckin poems that you have copied and pasted off Google as status updates! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denji Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 Always got a load of burds moaning about men on my newsfeed. I kind of find it annoying just because I've always got this overwhelming urge to say to them "D'yi fancy a f**k?". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 These are some of my memories of growing up in Glasgow and how times have changed. People said the phrase “No danger”. (It meant “No way” when you were surprised about something) Taz bars/freddos were 10p. A 10p mixture had good sweets in it…an it was only 10p. Hubba Bubba. Nerds sweets. (Amazing!!) Jolly Ranchers. Gingy bottles were only 10p when you took them back. We drank Hooch and thought we were cool. (or Merrydown Cider!) We watched the Inspector Gadget cartoon. Thought we were cool when we got to stay up late for Prisoner Cell Block H. Wore Shelley Boots. Marble Bars. Moashy in he street. (the coin game) “Iggy Bul” “Dingybul” were freely used expressions. (again, we used these terms instead of “yeah right”) Calling someone a “Do”. (derogatory term used to offend someone) “Bolt ya rocket”. (means, go away) A roll and chips was 40p. A roll and fritter was 20p. We loved Double dips, Frys Creams, Refreshers. Qwenchy Cups. (plastic cup of sugary goodness) Jubilees. (frozen plastic cup of sugary goodness) Ice polls. (long plastic tube of icy sugary goodness) Reebok pumps werent retro, they were just amazing trainers. Curly wurlys were massive. Benneton, Naf naf, Sweater Shop and Paco were all jumpers we wore daily. Global hypercolour. Shell suits were acceptable. Especially when going on holiday, with the mandatory scrunchy bobble. (hair tie) Everyone watched Neighbours on BBC1 and Home and Away on ITV, straight after school. We only had 4 channels on “cooncil” tv. We played Kirby in the street. Boys wore Nicholson Jackets. Berghaus wasn’t worn as an outdoor hiking jacket, it was just a jacket. People wore Grolsch tops on their trainers. Putting an empty qwenchy cup on your bike wheel, to make it sound like a motorbike. We played Red rover and British bulldog in the playground. Sometimes, “kiss, cuddle, torture”. Push pops. Twist and Squeeze (more sugary goodness!) We had BMX the first time round. We played shops in the park with dirt and leaves. Catching bees in empty jam jars. Conkers. These are some of my memories, what memories of your childhood to do have that have changed? I’m sure there are some great stories. lets hear them! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saintee4life Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 Hubba Bubba. Nerds sweets. (Amazing!!) We watched the Inspector Gadget cartoon “Bolt ya rocket”. (means, go away) Refreshers. Qwenchy Cups. (plastic cup of goodness )... We played Red rover and British bulldog in the playground. Sometimes, “kiss, cuddle, torture”. Conkers. These are some of my memories, what memories of your childhood to do have that have changed? I’m sure there are some great stories. lets hear them! These still exist/happen 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 These are some of my memories of growing up in Glasgow and how times have changed. People said the phrase "No danger". (It meant "No way" when you were surprised about something) Taz bars/freddos were 10p. A 10p mixture had good sweets in it…an it was only 10p. Hubba Bubba. Nerds sweets. (Amazing!!) Jolly Ranchers. Gingy bottles were only 10p when you took them back. We drank Hooch and thought we were cool. (or Merrydown Cider!) We watched the Inspector Gadget cartoon. Thought we were cool when we got to stay up late for Prisoner Cell Block H. Wore Shelley Boots. Marble Bars. Moashy in he street. (the coin game) "Iggy Bul" "Dingybul" were freely used expressions. (again, we used these terms instead of "yeah right") Calling someone a "Do". (derogatory term used to offend someone) "Bolt ya rocket". (means, go away) A roll and chips was 40p. A roll and fritter was 20p. We loved Double dips, Frys Creams, Refreshers. Qwenchy Cups. (plastic cup of sugary goodness) Jubilees. (frozen plastic cup of sugary goodness) Ice polls. (long plastic tube of icy sugary goodness) Reebok pumps werent retro, they were just amazing trainers. Curly wurlys were massive. Benneton, Naf naf, Sweater Shop and Paco were all jumpers we wore daily. Global hypercolour. Shell suits were acceptable. Especially when going on holiday, with the mandatory scrunchy bobble. (hair tie) Everyone watched Neighbours on BBC1 and Home and Away on ITV, straight after school. We only had 4 channels on "cooncil" tv. We played Kirby in the street. Boys wore Nicholson Jackets. Berghaus wasn't worn as an outdoor hiking jacket, it was just a jacket. People wore Grolsch tops on their trainers. Putting an empty qwenchy cup on your bike wheel, to make it sound like a motorbike. We played Red rover and British bulldog in the playground. Sometimes, "kiss, cuddle, torture". Push pops. Twist and Squeeze (more sugary goodness!) We had BMX the first time round. We played shops in the park with dirt and leaves. Catching bees in empty jam jars. Conkers. These are some of my memories, what memories of your childhood to do have that have changed? I'm sure there are some great stories. lets hear them! I don't see the problerm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marko A Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 These are some of my memories of growing up in Glasgow and how times have changed. People said the phrase "No danger". (It meant "No way" when you were surprised about something) Taz bars/freddos were 10p. A 10p mixture had good sweets in it…an it was only 10p. Hubba Bubba. Nerds sweets. (Amazing!!) Jolly Ranchers. Gingy bottles were only 10p when you took them back. We drank Hooch and thought we were cool. (or Merrydown Cider!) We watched the Inspector Gadget cartoon. Thought we were cool when we got to stay up late for Prisoner Cell Block H. Wore Shelley Boots. Marble Bars. Moashy in he street. (the coin game) "Iggy Bul" "Dingybul" were freely used expressions. (again, we used these terms instead of "yeah right") Calling someone a "Do". (derogatory term used to offend someone) "Bolt ya rocket". (means, go away) A roll and chips was 40p. A roll and fritter was 20p. We loved Double dips, Frys Creams, Refreshers. Qwenchy Cups. (plastic cup of sugary goodness) Jubilees. (frozen plastic cup of sugary goodness) Ice polls. (long plastic tube of icy sugary goodness) Reebok pumps werent retro, they were just amazing trainers. Curly wurlys were massive. Benneton, Naf naf, Sweater Shop and Paco were all jumpers we wore daily. Global hypercolour. Shell suits were acceptable. Especially when going on holiday, with the mandatory scrunchy bobble. (hair tie) Everyone watched Neighbours on BBC1 and Home and Away on ITV, straight after school. We only had 4 channels on "cooncil" tv. We played Kirby in the street. Boys wore Nicholson Jackets. Berghaus wasn't worn as an outdoor hiking jacket, it was just a jacket. People wore Grolsch tops on their trainers. Putting an empty qwenchy cup on your bike wheel, to make it sound like a motorbike. We played Red rover and British bulldog in the playground. Sometimes, "kiss, cuddle, torture". Push pops. Twist and Squeeze (more sugary goodness!) We had BMX the first time round. We played shops in the park with dirt and leaves. Catching bees in empty jam jars. Conkers. These are some of my memories, what memories of your childhood to do have that have changed? I'm sure there are some great stories. lets hear them! What exactly has this got to do with annoying things people post on Facebook? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottR96 Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 Old Firm day tomorrow. Looking forward to all the shitgibbons who have never stepped foot inside Ibrox or Celtic Park act the superfan. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 What exactly has this got to do with annoying things people post on Facebook? It was posted on Facebook, maybe? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broken Algorithms Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 I agree Todd. See folk on the internet getting weepy eyed from time to time about how awesome the 80s/90s were, but in reality they'd miss their facebook, smartphones, internet and all the glory of modern technology among other things. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stimpy Posted March 25, 2012 Share Posted March 25, 2012 Right ye its sad that Muamba the footballer had a heart attack on the pitch buy why the f**k does he get more press coverage than the 6 young soldiers that died in Afghan 2 weeks ago who between them probably earnt less than a month than he does alone as well. Get your fuckin priorites right shockin!!!!! 23... fucking... likes... Footballers get paid so much they should stop complaining about anything, I mean I bet he's having such a hard time fighting for his life in a private hospital room before he goes back to his mansion. Soldiers live in tents and have to do their own surgery if they get hurt. lets see who's got the balls to copy and paste this to their facebook, I bet 95% of you won't. Yaaaaaaaaaawn. Also there is a woman, about 30 who is constantly complaining about Montrose, "I need to get out of this shithole and away from the gossipy bitchy folk who live here", i would say that 90% of her free time is spent out on the piss and this is the pool that she fishes in for partners who never last then we are treated with "hurt me, hurt my friends and I'll get you and make you suffer, I'm too good for you anyway smalldick". Again, Yaaaaaaaaawn. I remember looking at a Facebook page ages ago that was a sort of support thing for grieving parents but was really just a page where folk would post up pictures of their dead kids and say a little bit about them. I think that's ok,whatever works for folk in that possision but there was a girl who was just reveling in the grief, posting all the time on the page about soldiers that had died and on other peoples statuses. "sad story, hope you heal soon xxx" "four more brave young men taken from us RIPxxxxxx" you get the idea. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shuggie_Murray7 Posted March 25, 2012 Share Posted March 25, 2012 iTz th33 w33k3nD B015, Wh005 c0mInG t0 g3t P4r4 Just about the worst thing anyone can post on just about anything not just Facebook. The f**k does it say? I got to weekend then got stuck. I hate on a Saturday at full time, my feed gets filled with "Yaaas coupon up the day Boom!" I'm sure one guy has posted this about 6 or 7 weekends in a row....shut up you lying b*****d. I hate people lettinbg me know what they just watched on Netflix or just read on The Guardian site. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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