Fuctifano Posted November 3, 2015 Share Posted November 3, 2015 (edited) I'm sure I've read some equally bullshit post stating the opposite, that if you leave half an onion out it absorbs toxins in the air as it rots and prevents you picking up diseases. I'm just going to use a whole onion every time now to make sure. edit: here we are, via snopes Edited November 3, 2015 by Fuctifano 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted November 3, 2015 Share Posted November 3, 2015 Aye it is. Naw it's no 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted November 3, 2015 Share Posted November 3, 2015 Oh My God Wtf? Kids choking on grapes, onions poisoning us. The human race is doomed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted November 3, 2015 Share Posted November 3, 2015 Wtf? Kids choking on grapes, onions poisoning us. The human race is doomed. I've been saying for years that fruit and veg were bad for you, but nobody would listen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njord Posted November 4, 2015 Share Posted November 4, 2015 I've been saying for years that fruit and veg were bad for you, but nobody would listen. Obviously Tesco hasn't listened cardinal. They are basically teaching children how to shoplift. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djchapsticks Posted November 4, 2015 Share Posted November 4, 2015 Oh My God How the f**k can I still be alive? I'm forever using onions days after I start on them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted November 4, 2015 Share Posted November 4, 2015 All those years of children hanging around asking "can you go in and get us some fags" will be replaced by the homeless saying "oi, kid! Get us a kiwi fruit, will ya?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 4, 2015 Share Posted November 4, 2015 Obviously Tesco hasn't listened cardinal. They are basically teaching children how to shoplift. Grapes in there. Potential child murderers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted November 4, 2015 Share Posted November 4, 2015 Grapes in there. Potential child murderers. Pears too. If they're not ripe, it's pretty easy to cave a kid's head in with one. Er, so I heard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted November 4, 2015 Share Posted November 4, 2015 (edited) I read on the BBC News about some poor wee b*****d who choked to death in a blackberry. No doubt Facebook will add that fruit to its list of killers. Pretty soon we'll have to mash up all food for anyone under 18 Edited November 4, 2015 by Swarley 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parsforlife Posted November 4, 2015 Share Posted November 4, 2015 (edited) I read on the BBC News about some poor wee b*****d who choked to death in a blackberry. No doubt Facebook will add that fruit to its list of killers. Pretty soon we'll have to mash up all food for anyone under 18Soup only, but I'm concerned about kids drowning in it. Edited November 4, 2015 by parsforlife 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Latino Lover Posted November 4, 2015 Share Posted November 4, 2015 Events are annoying me. Firstly because the same people seem to like and share tons of events and then never bother going. Also half of them aren't really events as such in a venue or anything, it'll be something stupid like 'so and so is attending christmas 2015'. The poppy fascism is annually annoying too and seems ever earlier this year. I'd definitely delete my account (for a bit) if I could still keep messenger. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMMjag Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 *sigh* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 Ffs now there's a correct way to wear the bloody things? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 Good grief. Like Jimmy Saville? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 This poppy stuff is starting to do my tits in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 *sigh* Wanted a quick grope of her tits more like. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 This poppy stuff is starting to do my tits in. That's because you're wearing it wrong. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 *sigh* Well done the old guy, best excuse for having a grope I have heard in quite some time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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