RossC93 Posted January 10, 2014 Share Posted January 10, 2014 Getting a lot of pictures like this. What's your superhero name or what's your pornstar name. Total and utter pish. I shot Ronald McDonald because I'm sexy as f**k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted January 11, 2014 Share Posted January 11, 2014 Getting a lot of pictures like this. What's your superhero name or what's your pornstar name. Total and utter pish. That's horseshit! Your pornstar name is your first pets name & your mothers maiden name........mine is Pepper McLeish 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wellfan09 Posted January 11, 2014 Share Posted January 11, 2014 Burds that post shit like "I just love working out" and "Love doing weights, it gets rid of all the negative energy in your mind and gives you a positive attitude". Is that fucking right pal aye? Bawbags of the highest order 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted January 12, 2014 Share Posted January 12, 2014 "Sitting at home with a cup of tea feeling freshhhhh" "Not going out tonight looking forward to all the hangover status tomorrow ft booze" "Howling at all these hangover statuses and I'm ferling great" All followed by numerous of those wee emoticon things you can't see on Android. This has been going on since New Year. We fucking get it; you're not drinking any more. The fact you seem to be struggling and telling everyone all the time that you're "aff it" must mean you have quite a serious problem. It wasn't that a few weeks ago when every status contained "love a venom" and every picture was of you with some absolute munter who got your fingers sticky at Savoy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ginger Prince Posted January 12, 2014 Share Posted January 12, 2014 Ppl hu thynk itz ackseptable tae tok lyk dis. Fucking do one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisal Posted January 13, 2014 Share Posted January 13, 2014 Total nonsense. People should be fined for posting stuff like that No its not its a valuable source of paswwords for the phishermen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC Posted January 13, 2014 Share Posted January 13, 2014 what takeaway should i get? get an Indian get a Chinese get both lots of likes hilarious 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chupacabra Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 Getting a lot of pictures like this. What's your superhero name or what's your pornstar name. Total and utter pish. According to that pic I fucked a teletubby because a clown stole my taco LOL PMSL!!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydave Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 According to that pic I fucked a teletubby because a clown stole my taco LOL PMSL!!!!! Like 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted January 16, 2014 Share Posted January 16, 2014 Not sure if this genuine or not, but it certainly made me laugh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted January 16, 2014 Share Posted January 16, 2014 Not sure if this genuine or not, but it certainly made me laugh. Nowadays, given that everyone must communicate and share every second of their lives with everyone else on the internet, I'd say that was 100% genuine. I guess the kid died since they didn't get the required number of likes?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The OP Posted January 16, 2014 Share Posted January 16, 2014 It's weird how the 3 women on my newsfeed who have recently liked this aren't very intelligent. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zidane's child Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 I'll never understand why people choose to broadcast their whole lives on Facebook. I think they try to make out as though their some sort of social animal or interesting when they are in fact pretty dull. Pretty glad i'm off Facebook now and won't ever return. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stumigoo Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 I'll never understand why people choose to broadcast their whole lives on Facebook. I think they try to make out as though their some sort of social animal or interesting when they are in fact pretty dull. Pretty glad i'm off Facebook now and won't ever return. Its to do with self validation and projecting a false personality to the rest of the world. In reality, whatever you put on facebook has absolutely no value whatsoever. I only use it now to organise my football team and for contacting family abroad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seymour Skinner Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 The worst is when someone posts something along the lines of "I hav so much respect for any1 who haz beat cancer x x x" Fishing for likes and comments. Scum, subhuman scum 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 Someone posted one of these pro life pictures of an aborted fetus on my timeline the other day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chupacabra Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 I feel like I should post this conversation that happened on someone's profile picture. Can't screenshot so I'll quote the good bits. The guy whose profile picture it is shall be M and the other guy N. Highlights of the argument are as follows: N - "that is gay ______ no offence." M - "how the f**k is it fucking gay u want knocked oot." N - "ye, homo" M - "wanting battered" N - "gayest picture ever" M - "look at urs way ur ginger cat is he ur gay lover u specky prik whos getting smashed" N - "What can I say pussy, Is attracted to me." M - "mate ive been laid more than u than u have eat fucking hot dinners" The hilariously pathetic argument between two 18 year olds ends a comment or so later, but then 40 year old (let's call her Cathy) pipes in with her wise opinion on the matter. Cathy - "People who accuse others of there sexuality are usually covering up there own homophobia". Oh dear. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zidane's child Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 Its to do with self validation and projecting a false personality to the rest of the world. In reality, whatever you put on facebook has absolutely no value whatsoever. I only use it now to organise my football team and for contacting family abroad. I'd need to agree with every word of that 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seymour Skinner Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 (edited) I feel like I should post this conversation that happened on someone's profile picture. Can't screenshot so I'll quote the good bits. The guy whose profile picture it is shall be M and the other guy N. Highlights of the argument are as follows: N - "that is gay ______ no offence." M - "how the f**k is it fucking gay u want knocked oot." N - "ye, homo" M - "wanting battered" N - "gayest picture ever" M - "look at urs way ur ginger cat is he ur gay lover u specky prik whos getting smashed" N - "What can I say pussy, Is attracted to me." M - "mate ive been laid more than u than u have eat fucking hot dinners" The hilariously pathetic argument between two 18 year olds ends a comment or so later, but then 40 year old (let's call her Cathy) pipes in with her wise opinion on the matter. Cathy - "People who accuse others of there sexuality are usually covering up there own homophobia". Oh dear. They aren't covering up homophobia, they're covering up homosexuality *edit* disregard this, just got the gist of the post there Edited January 17, 2014 by Seymour Skinner 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 Someone posted one of these pro life pictures of an aborted fetus on my timeline the other day. I'd lose the fucking plot if someone done that on my timeline. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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