GordieBoy80 Posted February 5, 2013 Share Posted February 5, 2013 Sums up all the "like to stop..." statuses 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted February 5, 2013 Share Posted February 5, 2013 Any Scotsman who likes American Football is a c**t. -8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sloop John B Posted February 5, 2013 Share Posted February 5, 2013 Any Scotsman who likes American Football is a c**t. How exactly does liking one particular sport make you a c**t? I enjoy watching it weekly and I haven't started battering orphans or shitting in people's kettles yet. Meanwhile in a half hour blitz , some kid turned very, very gay When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile. In the end, it's not going to matter how many breaths you took, but how many moments took your breath away girls don't dress for boys,they dress for themselves... if girls dressed for boys. they would just walk around . naked all the time. dancing is the best Trust is like a mirror..once its BROKEN you can never look at it the same again... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted February 5, 2013 Share Posted February 5, 2013 How exactly does liking one particular sport make you a c**t? I enjoy watching it weekly and I haven't started battering orphans or shitting in people's kettles yet. 'Yet' being the operative word. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuctifano Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 Yesterday I decided to start posting snopes.com links to blatantly untrue rubbish posted on Facebook after someone that I consider reasonably sound shared one of those "dial 112 if you're being followed by a rapist even if you have no signal and the police will track you". I've had to do it 3 times in less than 24 hours. <insert Farnsworth from Futurama meme> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BalmedieStag Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 The people that post on the superbowl ever year are essentially just Robbie Keanes aint they? No matter who is playing what year its always. " Cmon- * Insert Baltimore/Chicago/New York/New England- So good to see a team you have always supported since you were a wean in the superbowl" The team rotates to fit whoever is in it each year. Mind you I guess its easy to have a team in the Superbowl if you support half the bloody league. Its even worse if there is a cinderella story and people claim to have always supported the " Illinois Nobodies" there entire life. I got stung with this a couple of years ago, when the Cards made the Superb Owl. Nobody believed I've followed them since the mid-90's, with quips like 'why would you still follow a team that's been so shite, must be lying'. This season showed them tho! 5-11 suckas!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mushroom Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 Someone just posted "The stupidity of the overwhelming majority of society deeply depresses me."If I had more baws I'd respond "Aren't you a Christian?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 (edited) Anyone seen that video that's doing the rounds atm of the guy dooking his burds heid in a toilet while pumping her? Edited February 7, 2013 by jamamafegan4 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turbo_dee Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 I got stung with this a couple of years ago, when the Cards made the Superb Owl. Nobody believed I've followed them since the mid-90's, with quips like 'why would you still follow a team that's been so shite, must be lying'. This season showed them tho! 5-11 suckas!!!! Just thought I would mention that this typo made me laugh. Carry on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hibs_123 Posted February 8, 2013 Share Posted February 8, 2013 Anyone seen that video that's doing the rounds atm of the guy dooking his burds heid in a toilet while pumping her? Got to be a link to that surely ???? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted February 9, 2013 Share Posted February 9, 2013 (edited) This has appeared on a couple of friends' pages. Despite it clearly being a fake, there's still outrage and comments like 'disgusting'. Edited February 9, 2013 by DA Baracus 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nkomo-A-Gogo Posted February 9, 2013 Share Posted February 9, 2013 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#Gary Posted February 10, 2013 Share Posted February 10, 2013 The recent trend seems to be with some stupid word game where if people don't know an answer straight away they simply ask the rest of facebook. Good game. Very challenging. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted February 10, 2013 Share Posted February 10, 2013 (edited) burd on my wall has shared a pic of a random dude, on a scotrail train, who was allegedly playing with himself. I've added "1 million likes and he puts his cock away", and I'm now sitting back awaiting a tsunami of seethe. Edited February 10, 2013 by Boghead ranter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted February 10, 2013 Share Posted February 10, 2013 (edited) The recent trend seems to be with some stupid word game where if people don't know an answer straight away they simply ask the rest of facebook. Good game. Very challenging. This. Been at least 40 pictures of this stupid fucking game posted on my timeline by morons today! Edited February 10, 2013 by Honest Saints Fan 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuctifano Posted February 10, 2013 Share Posted February 10, 2013 burd on my wall has shared a pic of a random dude, on a scotrail train, who was allegedly playing with himself. I've added "1 million likes and he puts his cock away", and I'm now sitting back awaiting a tsunami of seethe. That photo ended up on my timeline as well- you could easily start a witch-hunt by taking photos of anyone a bit shifty looking. In the actual photo that's shared he's just got his hands in his pockets which isn't illegal. Then I looked at the photo and he appears to be wearing a Sevco scarf so hang the b*****d. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickybhoy1976 Posted February 10, 2013 Share Posted February 10, 2013 "what the actual f*ck!?!" Gets right on my titties, nobody has ever said that in real life. Ever. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted February 10, 2013 Share Posted February 10, 2013 Bird I know constantly tells everyone how wonderful her wee boy is and how much mummy loves him. She posted this morning that she had to rush her "brave wee boy" to the doctors. Cue regular updates about how a child hurting themselves is the worse (sic) possible thing that can happen to a mother, because who knows what might be wrong. He actually fell and bashed his chin while unsupervised - presumably while she was on facebook. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboMikey Posted February 10, 2013 Share Posted February 10, 2013 Birds going on about how good looking some female celebrity is. 'Ohhhhhhhhhh, Beyonce, I'd turn lesbian for her.' No you wouldn't. f**k up you attention seeking fool. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted February 10, 2013 Share Posted February 10, 2013 This. Been at least 40 pictures of this stupid fucking game posted on my timeline by morons today! I've seen 3 this evening. I don't know what that shit is but I know it's shit. What the hell is it? I'm too old for that kind of crap. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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