SaltyTON Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 She deserves deleted for her question, never mind the punctuation fail! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superwellfan Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 ''£42 on petrol and £49 on a new tyre and its not even 12, sometimes I wish I didn't drive'' This guy just keeps on giving... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 A new Mum on my feed is forever posting photos of her newborn, sleeping next to various stuff, posting that it's "tirin' stuff"; Sleeping next to pile of toys: "Playin' with my toys is tirin' stuff" Sleeping next to basket of washing: "Doin' washin' is tirin' stuff" Sleeping next to plate of food: "Cookin' Mummy's dinner is tirin' stuff" Sleeping next to person in question: "Cuddles from my Mummy is tirin' stuff" And yes, she does use apostrophes like that. Havin' to read facebook posts from an utter fanny like Mummy is tirin' stuff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 Got this guy on Facebook who posts a status about his car every other day: ''Should really learn to take my car key out the ignition before I go into the house haha'' ''Must admit, my parking is awful haha'' ''Anybody care to wash my car ? Its covered in bird shit haha'' ''What's good to get scratches off a car ?'' ''No wonder I've never got money on me, its all in my car haha'' ''Great parking once again bro haha'' ''You know its been a long day when you walk into the house and realise you've left your car key in the ignition haha'' ''Shite day, nothing to do might as well go a drive somewhere'' And his profile picture is him sitting on top of his car. I think he wants us to know he has a fuckin car. ''£42 on petrol and £49 on a new tyre and its not even 12, sometimes I wish I didn't drive'' This guy just keeps on giving... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEETHING Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 ''£42 on petrol and £49 on a new tyre and its not even 12, sometimes I wish I didn't drive'' This guy just keeps on giving... You might say that it's... ...tyrin' stuff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superwellfan Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 Yes, Enrico and SEETHING! Two new additions. I must also note that all of these car statuses have been all in the last month. ''Thought because I was bored and had nothing to do, I would wash my car. Bad idea am freezing'' ''Wee drive to the fort for ted it is '' Riveting stuff soan it is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 "Tag finally aff feels majic goin ae go sit out the back fur a whilee fukitt" has appeared as a 'liked' status on my newsfeed. 16 likes... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 You might say that it's... ...tyrin' stuff. YYYYYEEEEEAAAAAAA 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 That would probably lead to statuses as such... ''Should really learn to take my car key out the ignition before someone sets it alight haha'' ''Must admit, my car being on fire is awful haha'' ''Anybody care to spray water on my car ? Its covered in fire haha'' ''What's good to get fire off a car ?'' ''No wonder I've never got money on me, its all in my car which is on fire haha'' ''You know its going to be a long day when you walk out of the house and realise that your car is on fire haha" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 If he wants to post on facebook every time he leaves his keys in his car, there's only one course of action available to you. Move it. Just park it further up the road or around the corner, leave the lights on and wait for the tearful 'my car's been stolen' posts. Even better, wait a little longer and watch the 'done for wasting police time. car was parked up the road all along' posts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 That would probably lead to statuses as such... ''Should really learn to take my car key out the ignition before someone sets it alight haha'' ''Must admit, my car being on fire is awful haha'' ''Anybody care to spray water on my car ? Its covered in fire haha'' ''What's good to get fire off a car ?'' ''No wonder I've never got money on me, its all in my car which is on fire haha'' ''You know its going to be a long day when you walk out of the house and realise that your car is on fire haha" "Shite day, nothing to do, might as well put the fire out that's currently engulfing my car" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted December 1, 2012 Share Posted December 1, 2012 Not annoying, but I'm sticking it here anyway... http://www.facebook....464319446953792 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted December 1, 2012 Share Posted December 1, 2012 (edited) Not annoying, but I'm sticking it here anyway... http://www.facebook....464319446953792 Censors name and picture of girl in question. Posts link to uncensored original thread. Edited December 1, 2012 by Todd_is_God 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted December 2, 2012 Share Posted December 2, 2012 Censors name and picture of girl in question. Posts link to uncensored original thread. I censored nothing. It's an image taken from another website. I posted the facebook link if anyone was interested, since neither the police nor the girl seem to want it removed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted December 2, 2012 Share Posted December 2, 2012 Not annoying, but I'm sticking it here anyway... http://www.facebook....464319446953792 Similar to the Osama Bin Laden situation. After spending a decade and millions of pounds trying to locate him, they eventually found him......in his house. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC. Posted December 2, 2012 Share Posted December 2, 2012 'Share dis and an angel will come down from heaven and grant you wishes xx' Naw, sharing a photo on Facebook is sharing a photo on Facebook, there's no such thing as heaven or immortality, by sharing photos of this ilk it only confirms your position as a brain donor b*****d. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sloop John B Posted December 2, 2012 Share Posted December 2, 2012 It started snowing 10 minutes ago and there are already 9 statuses talking about it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forzamorton Posted December 2, 2012 Share Posted December 2, 2012 People uploading pictures of their street with about an inch of snow on it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaltyTON Posted December 2, 2012 Share Posted December 2, 2012 People uploading pictures of their street with about an inch of snow on it. To be fair, if someone did that down here it would be a rare occurrence. Think I've seen that much proper snow (i.e. not slush) lying down here about three times in my life! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted December 3, 2012 Share Posted December 3, 2012 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^Soft southern nancy-boy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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