Zanetti Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 Finally unfriended one of my mates' ex's (and maw to his son). She's one of these daft lassies that doesn't give a f**k about football until Celtic are either playing a European game or there's an Old Firm match when she becomes the biggest supporter in the world and it's just ridiculous. Pretty much every second word is spelt with an unnecessary 'H' somewhere, and so far today we've had a picture of her child unwillingly wearing a full Celtic kit with something about him being a good luck charm for tonight, and a picture of herself kissing a Celtic scarf saying 'always love.' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 Finally unfriended one of my mates' ex's (and maw to his son). She's one of these daft lassies that doesn't give a f**k about football until Celtic are either playing a European game or there's an Old Firm match when she becomes the biggest supporter in the world and it's just ridiculous. Pretty much every second word is spelt with an unnecessary 'H' somewhere, and so far today we've had a picture of her child unwillingly wearing a full Celtic kit with something about him being a good luck charm for tonight, and a picture of herself kissing a Celtic scarf saying 'always love.' She sounds like a chunt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geedub-MFC Posted November 20, 2012 Author Share Posted November 20, 2012 I was chatting up a burd and she came out with this gem regarding her ex-boyfriend. Doesn't really matter if he was in the jail or not. Doesn't make him a bad person He got the jail for stabbing a man in the eye with an umbrella blinding him permanently and paralyzing his right arm. I terminated the conversation and deleted the moron. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 I was chatting up a burd and she came out with this gem regarding her ex-boyfriend. He got the jail for stabbing a man in the eye with an umbrella blinding him permanently and paralyzing his right arm. I terminated the conversation and deleted the moron. She is right though. It sounds like he was a bad person even before the jail. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 He got the jail for stabbing a man in the eye with an umbrella blinding him permanently and paralyzing his right arm. Through a car window? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The OP Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 What sort of self respecting thug carries an umbrella? The Penguin. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 What sort of self respecting thug carries an umbrella? Poove. Someone who likes their thuggery to be unimpeded by a sudden cloudburst? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 The Penguin. I was going to say Raffles, the Gentleman Thug, but yours is much better 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 I'm not fat, God gave me airbags because I'm precious 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 Some years ago, while walking down the street with a well-endowed lassie who tripped and fell chest-first on the pavement, I remarked something similar about how lucky she was to have such voluptuous airbags to cushion her fall. That went down like a cup of cold sick. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 From a born and bred Invernessian - Any SPL games cancelled this weekend as a result of selling too many tickets?The Rangers, the only show in town ! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The OP Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 From a born and bred Invernessian - World record for 'most tinpot reason for a postponement' takes a tumble. I'm well jel like. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 The most annoying thing is the usual single mother whinging bullshit with responses from their other single mother buddies. "awwww shame chick xxxxxx" type responses and all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superwellfan Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 Hate folk's coupon statuses that usually go along the line of: Thank you/f**k you....Coral/Willy Hill/Paddy Power/team that scored or conceded in the last minute.....*enter amount of money you've just won* to me!/I was up *enter amount of money you would've won had it not been for that team that scored or conceded in the last minute* Infact, I just hate all coupon statuses. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanquinho. Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 Hate folk's coupon statuses that usually go along the line of: Thank you/f**k you....Coral/Willy Hill/Paddy Power/team that scored or conceded in the last minute.....*enter amount of money you've just won* to me!/I was up *enter amount of money you would've won had it not been for that team that scored or conceded in the last minute* Infact, I just hate all coupon statuses. I agree, although I'm sure my status about the time I lost £45,000 in the last minute was worthy of being posted 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 I have now unfortunately reached the age where many of my female friends are turning into utter morons, posting constantly about what their new baby has just eaten/drunk/shat/done. The one that has tipped me over the edge is the girl who last night posted about going for a weekend away - the first without baby. Cue a raft of posts about how much fun was being had, but of course missing the wee one, and this morning, how excited they are to get baby back. Well why the f*ck did you go away then? Any friends who have babies from now will be ignored until they can control themselves. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 I have now unfortunately reached the age where many of my female friends are turning into utter morons, posting constantly about what their new baby has just eaten/drunk/shat/done. The one that has tipped me over the edge is the girl who last night posted about going for a weekend away - the first without baby. Cue a raft of posts about how much fun was being had, but of course missing the wee one, and this morning, how excited they are to get baby back. Well why the f*ck did you go away then? Any friends who have babies from now will be ignored until they can control themselves. Do what I did earlier this week and block all the vacous bints off your news feed. The feeling of relief when you go for a quick scroll through and it's just the lads and a couple of sound birds is tremendous. The only downside is I won't be able to post their pish on here anymore but I'll still have a swatch on here to remind myself of what I'm missing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superwellfan Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 I agree, although I'm sure my status about the time I lost £45,000 in the last minute was worthy of being posted Oooft, even I have to give you that one mate. Don't think I've ever heard of that much money being lost like that. That's why I just pretty much stay away from it altogether. The wins would feel good but losses like that would tear me up. I think having Motherwell in my life for those kind of things is enough! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Long live the 69 Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 In true Glasgow style, my Facebook has turned F1 daft today. One c**t in particular claimed to be a big fan, then proceeded to argue with someone that Schumacher hasn't ever won a world title. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geedub-MFC Posted November 25, 2012 Author Share Posted November 25, 2012 Through a car window? Outside the Mega Bar? Yep 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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