Fuctifano Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 Not so much something posted, but I noted a comment on a female friend's profile and thought the name rang a bell, then it clicked it was one of the uber-neds from school. So I've spent the last half hour stalking the familiar names, as remarkably they all still seem to be alive and out of jail. The thing that struck me was their sheer breeding prowess , most of the folk I'm still friends with from school (say age 28-31) have at most one kid, all the neds & sengas have 3 or 4 minimum. Not exactly groundbreaking news but no wonder we seem to be overrun with wee b*****ds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parscelona Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 Give this a wee read... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 Give this a wee read... Chortle. I also like the half-arsed attempt to blank out Sara Hardy's and Austin Knill's names. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 Thats class. She's having the last laugh now she's got his cock pickled in a jar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lanky_ffc Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 Sara: Well what am I supposed to do with now? I've got your face tatooed on my arm. Austin: Idk, give him angry eyebrows or something. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 Well played, Austin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEETHING Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 It's fake. Funny, but fake. Just got some horrible news, horrible horrible. Usual bints going "Oh no, what's wrong? Love you <3 " and all that shite. Want to post a "Cool! Thanks for sharing!", but I don't want to look like a total dick if it's serious. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraser Fyvie Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 Give this a wee read... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pure Mental Posted February 25, 2012 Share Posted February 25, 2012 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted February 25, 2012 Share Posted February 25, 2012 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saints Bevy Squad Posted February 25, 2012 Share Posted February 25, 2012 Surely not 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nizlopi Posted February 25, 2012 Share Posted February 25, 2012 That is fantastice 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulo Sergio Posted February 26, 2012 Share Posted February 26, 2012 When the other half of gloryhunting, part-time Old Firm fans suddenly start talking shite again (it's currently the Celtic "fans" turn) when "their team" is doing better than their other arse cheek, i.e. Celtic "supporters" I've barely heard from since they won the league in 2008 are now talking about how they're winning the league again and how Rangers are going bust etc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulo Sergio Posted February 26, 2012 Share Posted February 26, 2012 When people start their status by saying "That awkward moment when...". JUST f**k OFF. Or when lassies "moan" about other people that are attention seekers (which is ironic in itself) but also have countless pictures of themselves with their tits hanging out on their profile (not that I'm complaining, but you get the point). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulo Sergio Posted February 26, 2012 Share Posted February 26, 2012 Finally, when people get all philosophical yet their spelling and grammar is awful or they post shite about "why they're better off now without so and so in their life without saying their name and how they love sticking by their close friends". And don't get me started on people discussing politics or anything that requires a reasonable degree of intelligence. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broken Algorithms Posted February 26, 2012 Share Posted February 26, 2012 Deactivated my facebook the other day for my dissertation, and safe to say looking through this thread is a good reminder of why I'll not be back for a few months. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dennis Bergkamp Posted February 27, 2012 Share Posted February 27, 2012 The boy you punched in the hall today. Committed suicide a few minutes ago. That girl you called a slut in class today. She's a virgin. The boy you called lame. He has to work every night to support his family. That girl you pushed down the other day. She's already being abused at home. That girl you called fat. She's starving herself. The old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars. He fought for our country. The boy you made fun of for crying. His mother is dying. You think you know them. Guess what? You don't! Re-post if you are against bullying. I bet 99% of you won't, but repost this if you're that 1% with a heart xx 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaltyTON Posted February 27, 2012 Share Posted February 27, 2012 Remember the person who posted that today. He is a Cowdenbeath supporter. Repost if you're against, but sometimes understand, bullying. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulo Sergio Posted February 27, 2012 Share Posted February 27, 2012 That statement. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuctifano Posted February 27, 2012 Share Posted February 27, 2012 Someone posted a picture of their recently extracted tonsils earlier today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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