RH33 Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 Staying with other Nanna tonight apparently. My daughter is off to her grandparents for the fist time tonight age 9.5months! I can't believe a 5 day old baby is so inconsiderate not to sleep all night 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 Naw. A guy just uploaded a picture of him crying next to his gran in a hospital bed with the caption along these lines 'Yeah so i've been crying.. So what! I love my nana and always will' So many questions! So much anger! SO LITTLE IQ! SO LITTLE NEED! Is this guys name Martin by any chance? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 A girl on my facebook just spelled 'actually' as 'achully.' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AberDon Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 I know it's not Facebook, but still... acsaid10percent Amber Clark the skies to clear tonight and the moon is so full! can't help but stare at it and try to come to terms it's another planet 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperCaleyGoBallistic Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 Well she's a bird and I've shagged her haha. Don't know if she's hiding something from me. p.s there's no way I'm going to her party. Already turned down a invite. Lad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 (edited) One that always gets me on facebook is "Lieing down, relaxing" Please go back a couple of pages for a link to a females profile who always spells it like this. Edited January 27, 2012 by Dindeleux 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 Anyone else's Facebook newsfeed packed with women bitching about twins on BB? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pride of Lanarkshire Posted January 28, 2012 Share Posted January 28, 2012 Yup. BB chat is doing my head in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superwell87 Posted January 28, 2012 Share Posted January 28, 2012 Its doing my head in as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuctifano Posted January 28, 2012 Share Posted January 28, 2012 My facebook may as well be named babyphotosbook at the moment (both pre and post birth). I'm gravitating more towards twitter now for this reason. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mak Posted January 28, 2012 Share Posted January 28, 2012 Saw someone commenting on a mate's profile today whose name was actually his own name followed by 'BA Hons'. What a total w****r. Otherwise, the only thing more annoying than stupid updates is people who never shut up about other people's stupid updates (as demonstrated on this thread). A guy on my Facebook can be relied upon to moan about other people's statuses at least once every couple of days. Good thing that yours are so fantastic, mate... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted January 28, 2012 Share Posted January 28, 2012 I think it's National Facebook Breakdown Week. I had the previously posted mate's ex/bunny boiler convo last week, and now some bird on mine has evidently been binned and is having at least three breakdowns a day on FB. Last night's status (sadly deleted) somehow linked a hamster starting to use it's wheel as a sign that things were going to get better. Seriously. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kejan Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 A good guy by all means but give him facebook on a Friday or Saturday and a few beers (I'm assuming) then he starts posting up music video after music video of horseshite rock like Guns n Roses, Oasis etc like he's doing the Sat night shift on some local radio station ''This takes me back.. what a tune'', ''Another belter here. The solo is superb''. x 8 hrs and I'm sucked into his sorrow vortex by 'liking' shite music just trying to be nice to him as no one comments on it. Also, drunk people who post on facebook and then deleted it the next day. That gets on my tits. I've done it before but I've made a new 2012 golden rule that if you post shite on facebook pished, then you are not allowed to delete it and you must face the consquences the next day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 Also, drunk people who post on facebook and then deleted it the next day. That gets on my tits. I've done it before but I've made a new 2012 golden rule that if you post shite on facebook pished, then you are not allowed to delete it and you must face the consquences the next day. Considering you're probably at your most honest when you're pissed I think this is a good idea. Might ruffle some feathers but it'll surely all work out in the end. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbabyjake Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 http://www.facebook....p?id=1260996552 hahahahahahahaha. One of my mates wrote a status about this bird, Her profile is hilarious. Top Ayrshire burd. I'm honestly at a loss to work out what she's actually saying in any of her posts. Is this b*****disation of ned & text speak available as an option on Google translate? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 http://www.facebook....p?id=1260996552 hahahahahahahaha. One of my mates wrote a status about this bird, Her profile is hilarious. Top Ayrshire burd. Christ. Don't click on that link unless you want to become transfixed by the lower orders airing their dirty shellsuits in public. It's like an episode of Jeremy Kyle, but without Jeremy Kyle's calming and fair-minded influence. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 My IQ had dropped after looking at her page. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fraser_smfc Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 http://www.facebook. ...p?id=1260996552 hahahahahahahaha. One of my mates wrote a status about this bird, Her profile is hilarious. Top Ayrshire burd. Was she not in The Scheme? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaltyTON Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 Anyone else's Facebook newsfeed packed with women bitching about twins on BB? I thought De Vito and Schwarzengger worked well together, despite the farcical concept. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lanky_ffc Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 Was she not in The Scheme? I think you could be right. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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