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I've decided to adopt a new policy. Anyone that lists "drunk and gibberish" or any variations to that end in the spoken languages section of their Facebook profile will be deleted from my friends list.

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I swear there's a machine somewhere that's churning this sort of pish out:

To every single one of you who are on my friends list. I enjoy catching up; I enjoy hearing about you and your family; I am not only glad to count you as friends, but also family. Let's see who actually pays attention. Like this post and then copy this as your status just for a minute. I'll be watching to see who really does cherish family and friendship x

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I swear there's a machine somewhere that's churning this sort of pish out:

To every single one of you who are on my friends list. I enjoy catching up; I enjoy hearing about you and your family; I am not only glad to count you as friends, but also family. Let's see who actually pays attention. Like this post and then copy this as your status just for a minute. I'll be watching to see who really does cherish family and friendship x

THIS. :lol:

Is there a wee machine or website everyone goes to??

Actually gettin to the point im whittling down my friends due to the amount of pish being spouted in regards to THEY stupid posts.

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I first seen this status from a guy. My comment calling him gay got less likes than that. sad.gif

Aye i saw it from a guy too. The same guy that has about 1600 friends (who the f**k actually has that many friends) and constantrly boasts about how much money he earns and how "his bank is looking naughty"....what a weapon....he works offshore but he is one of those "dopes on a rope" that hangs off the side of the rig cleaning....

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LIkewise, the page "Naming your iPod Titanic, then hooking it up with your PC so it says "Syncing Titanic".... and pressing CANCEL to feel like a real HERO."

Its pages like this and half the shite statuses and attention seeking statuses that made me delete my page. Don't miss facebook in the slightest

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this was a good one actually

"Aaron Ramsey scored the only goal in a 1-0 win over Manchester United, the next day Osama bin Laden was killed. On October 19th, 2011 Aaron Ramsey scored the only goal in a 1-0 win over Marseille, the next day Muammar Gaddafi was killed. Who will be his next victim?"

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this was a good one actually

"Aaron Ramsey scored the only goal in a 1-0 win over Manchester United, the next day Osama bin Laden was killed. On October 19th, 2011 Aaron Ramsey scored the only goal in a 1-0 win over Marseille, the next day Muammar Gaddafi was killed. Who will be his next victim?"

He's gone O -> M, so next should be K!

Bye bye Cheggers! :D :D

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this was a good one actually

"Aaron Ramsey scored the only goal in a 1-0 win over Manchester United, the next day Osama bin Laden was killed. On October 19th, 2011 Aaron Ramsey scored the only goal in a 1-0 win over Marseille, the next day Muammar Gaddafi was killed. Who will be his next victim?"

Prayin' to the God of 1-0 wins it'll be you.....

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Our 14-year-old dog Abbey died last month. The day after she passed away my 4-year-old daughter Meredith was crying and talking about how much she missed Abbey. She asked if we could write a letter to God so that when Abbey got to heaven, God would recognize her. I told her that I thought we could so, and she dictated these words:

Dear God,

Will you please take care of my dog? She died yesterday and is with you in heaven. I miss her very much. I am happy that you let me have her as my dog even though she got sick.

I hope you will play with her. She likes to swim and play with balls. I am sending a picture of her so when you see her you will know that she is my dog. I really miss her.

Love, Meredith

We put the letter in an envelope with a picture of Abbey and Meredith and addressed it to God/Heaven. We put our return address on it. Then Meredith pasted several stamps on the front of the envelope because she said it would take lots of stamps to get the letter all the way to heaven. That afternoon she dropped it into the letter box at the post office. A few days later, she asked if God had gotten the letter yet. I told her that I thought He had.

Yesterday, there was a package wrapped in gold paper on our front porch addressed, 'To Meredith' in an unfamiliar hand. Meredith opened it. Inside was a book by Mr. Rogers called, 'When a Pet Dies.' Taped to the inside front cover was the letter we had written to God in its opened envelope. On the opposite page was the picture of Abbey & Meredith and this note:

Dear Meredith,

Abbey arrived safely in heaven. Having the picture was a big help and I recognized her right away.

Abbey isn't sick anymore. Her spirit is here with me just like it stays in your heart. Abbey loved being your dog. Since we don't need our bodies in heaven, I don't have any pockets to keep your picture in so I am sending it back to you in this little book for you to keep and have something to remember Abbey by.

Thank you for the beautiful letter and thank your mother for helping you write it and sending it to me. What a wonderful mother you have. I picked her especially for you. I send my blessings every day and remember that I love you very much. By the way, I'm easy to find. I am wherever there is love.

Love, God

Don't say you're too busy to forward this. Just go ahead and do it

:huh:

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That is truly sickening. What have we become as a species where that sort of shit is deemed acceptable to pass on. For fucks sake.

This. There are truly demented people on this planet.

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Don't you just love it when something is rubbed right in your face just for the sake of it. Yeah, some people do actually have feeling you know..
Can't help but feel a huge weight being lifted off of my shoulders now that I have that liar out of my life :D

I'm sure that posting it on facebook helped to lift that weight off your shoulders. Attention seeking idiot.

edit: on the plus side, went onto someone's wall to wish them a happy birthday for a joke and I scrolled down his page and within the first loading, you can actually see posts from his birthday last year, dunno why but the low activity made me laugh laugh.gif

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