Enigma Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 Respond by posting on their wall with " Knickers aff, time for yer poke back" ... or this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 What's the etiquette when girls you don't know but have 1 mutual friend with poke you (on facebook)? Stay away, far away. That's never a good sign. You can mistakenly poke people if you browse on a phone, but if it wasn't an accident, she's a stalker and she'd be a clingy as f**k person. Add her anyway, you might get your hole out of it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigkillie Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 What's the etiquette when girls you don't know but have 1 mutual friend with poke you (on facebook)? Take out a restraining order. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donnyarb Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 What's the etiquette when girls you don't know but have 1 mutual friend with poke you (on facebook)? PM me her profile link. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McKee Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 Print out a picture of her. Have a w**k. Jizz on the picture. Take a photo of the jizzed-up picture. Send the photo to her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wunfellaff Posted September 18, 2011 Share Posted September 18, 2011 Keep the picture. Send the jizz. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted September 18, 2011 Share Posted September 18, 2011 Be sure to post the link after Sunday My FB feed has already started with that shite, What does KTF (Celtic fan ended his status with this) stand for btw? FFS i've got up to discover my news feed packed with youTube links of even more from the "songbook", preceded by a comment "We'll sing what we want, we'll sing what we want, NO SURRENDER!!!". I actually hope Celtic win purely for the almost inevitable meltdown. There will almost certainly be tears. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted September 18, 2011 Share Posted September 18, 2011 Old Firm day is possibly the best time to be on Facebook. The meltdowns, the death threats and the general fuckwittery of people that actually know very little about football. I'll probably watch it (if I can get my son to switch it over from Thomas the Tank Engine) as it can sometimes be a decent game of football. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted September 18, 2011 Share Posted September 18, 2011 What's the etiquette when girls you don't know but have 1 mutual friend with poke you (on facebook)? you poke back.. then check out any pics you can find to see if its worth a real life poke. had this happen before. an accidental poke turning into a real life chance of a poke.. shame she wasnt that nice and in her mid thirties with kids 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted September 18, 2011 Share Posted September 18, 2011 Gossiping fuckwits on facebook do my tits in. The park across the road from us was cordoned off last sunday, and within minutes all the daft women were posting things like "it was a shooting", "i heard 2 folk were stabbed", "there was a big gang fight", and to top it all off, some daft cow comes out with "my brother in law is in the police, he told me there has been a body found". The latter is just complete and utter fuckwittery, i mean i dont think a policeman would tell his family a body was found 10 minutes after the cordon was put up, and a young lad went missing recently (he was found safe and well), what would they be thinking if they had read that silly cow's post??? -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
city_gord Posted September 18, 2011 Share Posted September 18, 2011 Gossiping fuckwits on facebook do my tits in. The park across the road from us was cordoned off last sunday, and within minutes all the daft women were posting things like "it was a shooting", "i heard 2 folk were stabbed", "there was a big gang fight", and to top it all off, some daft cow comes out with "my brother in law is in the police, he told me there has been a body found". The latter is just complete and utter fuckwittery, i mean i dont think a policeman would tell his family a body was found 10 minutes after the cordon was put up, and a young lad went missing recently (he was found safe and well), what would they be thinking if they had read that silly cow's post??? I had this appear in my news feed yesterday... URGENT NEWS: Tayside Police is appealing for information as they attempt to trace a missing child in Montrose. The youngster - who's female, around 2-3 years of age and wearing a red sleep suit - was last seen with a man at around 715AM on Union Street. Officers say the girl looked pale and may be… requiring medical attention. The man's described as around 20 - 30 years of age with receding hair, an Eastern European accent and wearing a brown suede jacket and blue jeans. 0300 111 2222 Followed 15 minutes later with "The girl has been found". Perhaps a bit of an over reaction there then! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted September 18, 2011 Share Posted September 18, 2011 OF 'fans' who will be watching the game on TV on Sunday. They'll post throughout the game and then their statuses after the game will be either gloating or raging statuses. Followed by the tamest football discussion imaginable. There are 4 possible statuses on Sunday after the game, these are; "4 in a row here we come watp!" "f**k neil lennon fucking ginger c**t hope hes killed hes a fucking rat who deserves to die" "Yasss cmon the hoops f**k the rangers scum!!!!!" "fuckin scum absolutely shockin craig thomson is a blind c**t. neil lennon legend ynwa!" I won't watch the game and I won't go on facebook on Sunday. Just to let you all know. dunno my facebook is going into hail hail overdrive as we speak 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerSaint Posted September 18, 2011 Share Posted September 18, 2011 I put up a status bashing the OF bigots and 2 of the biggest offenders liked it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F_T_Y Posted September 18, 2011 Share Posted September 18, 2011 This thread is brilliant on OF day. Any meltdowns already ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted September 18, 2011 Share Posted September 18, 2011 This thread is brilliant on OF day. Any meltdowns already ? This. Sure we'll get some refreshing and profound insights. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RTDEE2 Posted September 18, 2011 Share Posted September 18, 2011 meltdown time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dan_ict Posted September 18, 2011 Share Posted September 18, 2011 I put "Why don't any old firm fans go to the old firm ?" as my status about ten minutes ago and allready getting slated for it. None of them can provide a decent answer though ... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted September 18, 2011 Share Posted September 18, 2011 "mcgregor i always said you were shite" (rangers fan) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted September 18, 2011 Share Posted September 18, 2011 Just logged on and had a look for the first time at a womans page from work who added me a while back. Its late now so once Im back tomorrow night ill sift through her mountains of shite that she posts and come back to you all with a 'greatest hits' collection before deleting her. i look forward to this 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dan_ict Posted September 18, 2011 Share Posted September 18, 2011 i look forward to this Truthfully ? ... So do i haha 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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