Annoying things people write on Facebook

[Arthur daley]

12 hours ago, Dee Man said:

You have just given me a fantastic idea for a Facebook page. You dicks better follow me. 

Going to end up getting Facebook accused of dog stealing and then subsequently arrested . 

[Dee Man]

[Steve_Wilkos]

On 12/08/2021 at 18:44, ICTChris said:

Took Keith to the sexual health clinic this afternoon and got asked to leave due to Keith being a dog.

 

 

 

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Big fan of the following lines from the update:

"Took Keith to the sexual health clinic and got asked to leave due to Keith being a dog."

"...Where the vets checked Keith over and the dildo...".

The last one just gave me an image of concerned people sat in a waiting room to find out what's up with their beloved pet, when suddenly those swingy doors that they have in hospitals burst open loudly and a nurse rushes past pushing a gurney with a dildo attached to a drip on it.

[Scary Bear]

On 12/08/2021 at 18:44, ICTChris said:

Took Keith to the sexual health clinic this afternoon and got asked to leave due to Keith being a dog.

 

 

 

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All’s well that ends well.

[Hedgecutter]

Given the photos, you'd never know the schools were back.

[vikingTON]

Since when did it become it routine to fire up a picture of wee Kayden going into Primary fucking 3 incidentally? 

Putting one up for their first day ever at school is annoying but customary. Putting one up for their first day there in seven fucking weeks is not.

Remove these people from the electoral register immediately.

[Sherrif John Bunnell]

They always seem surprised that their kid has somehow aged a year and is a bit taller than they were exactly one year ago.

[Meldrew]

thought this was more at home here, than a football thread.

[parsforlife]

1 hour ago, virginton said:

Since when did it become it routine to fire up a picture of wee Kayden going into Primary fucking 3 incidentally? 

Putting one up for their first day ever at school is annoying but customary. Putting one up for their first day there in seven fucking weeks is not.

Remove these people from the electoral register immediately.

And the gene pool.  

Post a pic,  lose your dick.

[GNU_Linux]

They always seem surprised that their kid has somehow aged a year and is a bit taller than they were exactly one year ago.

WhErE dOeS tHe TiMe Go

[Benjamin_Nevis]

Since when did it become it routine to fire up a picture of wee Kayden going into Primary fucking 3 incidentally? 
Putting one up for their first day ever at school is annoying but customary. Putting one up for their first day there in seven fucking weeks is not.
Remove these people from the planet immediately.

FTFY

[ICTChris]

What

 

[BFTD]

Not the first time I've seen someone post about doing that, so multiple people have thought, "having my earlobe impaled on a (presumably small) cock sounds like fun".

[Bert Raccoon]

10 hours ago, ICTChris said:

What

 

Wid

[Gaz FFC]

 

As standard no face pic just the back of a man.

I call bullshit on this nonsense.

[Bert Raccoon]

[Bairnardo]

 
As standard no face pic just the back of a man.
I call bullshit on this nonsense.

Still though, no harm in being vigalint

[19QOS19]

 
As standard no face pic just the back of a man.
I call bullshit on this nonsense.

"(not sure of nationality)" But I'll post a picture of his back and leave this comment just so you can all assume he's of course a child-snatching foreigner.

[Gaz FFC]

7 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said:

"(not sure of nationality)" But I'll post a picture of his back and leave this comment just so you can all assume he's of course a child-snatching foreigner.

We outsource snatching kids.

We leave shagging kids to royalty and Tories

[Empty It]

 
As standard no face pic just the back of a man.
I call bullshit on this nonsense.

And on this weeks episode of "Attention seeking shite that most definitely did not happen".