HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted August 2, 2021 Share Posted August 2, 2021 One of these on the inverness neighbourhood watch recently. Some daft bint had found string tied to her wheelie bin. It was dognappers after her puppy. When it was pointed out to her that they could just text each other the address, well apparently they don't do this cause its traceable, and she'd foned the police and THANKED her and told her it was a problem in the area. Utter look at me bull shit. It was mud splashed up a fence the other week, cause yknow, if your going to steal a dog flinging mud up a fence is the easiest way to do it, obvs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur daley Posted August 2, 2021 Share Posted August 2, 2021 1 hour ago, HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows said: It was mud splashed up a fence the other week, cause yknow, if your going to steal a dog flinging mud up a fence is the easiest way to do it, obvs. Never stolen a dog type post 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
statts1976uk Posted August 2, 2021 Share Posted August 2, 2021 Random stick outside a property? Must be dog snatchers!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thistledo Posted August 3, 2021 Share Posted August 3, 2021 When anyone uses the word beware online, I instantly just disregard anything they say now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted August 3, 2021 Share Posted August 3, 2021 How many bored Facebook mums have tied random inanimate objects or vandalised their own property for a wee bit of LOOK AT ME!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 3, 2021 Share Posted August 3, 2021 By now, there genuinely must be people randomly leaving shite outside of homes for shits 'n' giggles, knowing that there'll be some roaster spewing online about how the three Golden Wonder packets on their fence were left as a sign that they have a Golden Retriever, and they walk it at 3pm every day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherrif John Bunnell Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 On 02/08/2021 at 12:34, HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows said: One of these on the inverness neighbourhood watch recently. Some daft bint had found string tied to her wheelie bin. It was dognappers after her puppy. When it was pointed out to her that they could just text each other the address, well apparently they don't do this cause its traceable, and she'd foned the police and THANKED her and told her it was a problem in the area. Utter look at me bull shit. It was mud splashed up a fence the other week, cause yknow, if your going to steal a dog flinging mud up a fence is the easiest way to do it, obvs. The stringdemic has reached Hilton. I'm sure Hilton is full of pedigree dogs that that gypsies are desperate to steal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 'Fur babies'. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 I mind when I was wee my mum was adamant that the Jehovas had scratched an X onto our door because she wasn't interested. Never had the heart to tell her that I'd etched it on with the tip of one of those banger-strip rockets things, just cause I was a little c**t and I felt like it. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 'Fur babies'. Deserves to have her dogs stolen imo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 "watch ur fur babies when u let them out". Well, if you just let them out cos you can't be arsed walking them you deserve to have them stolen. Lazy sow. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 12 hours ago, Sherrif John Bunnell said: The stringdemic has reached Hilton. I'm sure Hilton is full of pedigree dogs that that gypsies are desperate to steal. Andy sounds like a sound lad. Probably a P&B regular. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 Anyway I went out this morning and I have dog shite outside my gate. I'm in Sydney, Australia has anyone else noticed? Watch ur fur babies when you let them out. BE A WARE! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shipa Posted August 5, 2021 Share Posted August 5, 2021 7 hours ago, Swarley said: Anyway I went out this morning and I have dog shite outside my gate. I'm in Sydney, Australia has anyone else noticed? Watch ur fur babies when you let them out. BE A WARE! Shared Perth (not WA!) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 5, 2021 Share Posted August 5, 2021 7 hours ago, Swarley said: Anyway I went out this morning and I have dog shite outside my gate. I'm in Sydney, Australia has anyone else noticed? Watch ur fur babies when you let them out. BE A WARE! Have you got a dog? If so I think it’s done a shit outside your gate. HTH 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 Have you got a dog? If so I think it’s done a shit outside your gate. HTHYOU NEVUR KNOW!!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted August 7, 2021 Share Posted August 7, 2021 Amazing [emoji23] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted August 7, 2021 Share Posted August 7, 2021 Made it to Wick now!Dog theifs back in wick our house has been tagged!!!I did warn everyone to “BE A WARE” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
statts1976uk Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 On 07/08/2021 at 08:06, Day of the Lords said: Amazing My neighbour is one of these Facebook community gossips and has an Alaskan Malamute that's she's always paranoid about getting stolen. I might put one of these sticks or spill some drops of paint at her front gate and await the Facebook rage. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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