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I see this one's doing the rounds again. Like the previous versions, none of the wimmin I've seen doing it so far could be considered beautiful even if I was 9 pints in.

𝑪𝒉𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒏𝒈𝒆𝑨𝒄𝒄𝒆𝒑𝒕𝒆𝒅 #24𝒉𝒓𝒔 𝑰𝒇 𝑰 𝒕𝒂𝒈𝒈𝒆𝒅 𝒚𝒐𝒖, 𝒅𝒐𝒏'𝒕 𝒅𝒊𝒔𝒂𝒑𝒑𝒐𝒊𝒏𝒕 𝒎𝒆. 𝑰𝒇 𝑰 𝒅𝒊𝒅𝒏'𝒕 𝒕𝒂𝒈 𝒚𝒐𝒖, 𝒑𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒆, 𝒏𝒐 𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒏𝒔𝒆. 𝑰 𝒕𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒅 𝒕𝒐 𝒄𝒉𝒐𝒐𝒔𝒆 𝒑𝒆𝒐𝒑𝒍𝒆 𝑰 𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒘𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝒎𝒂𝒌𝒆 𝒊𝒕 𝒇𝒖𝒏! 𝑾𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒏𝒆𝒈𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒗𝒊𝒕𝒚 𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆, 𝒍𝒆𝒕'𝒔 𝒅𝒐 𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒑𝒐𝒔𝒊𝒕𝒊𝒗𝒆! ❤🌞😍🌞😘
𝑼𝒑𝒍𝒐𝒂𝒅 1 𝑩𝒍𝒂𝒄𝒌 & 𝑾𝒉𝒊𝒕𝒆 𝑷𝒊𝒄𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓𝒔𝒆𝒍𝒇... 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖!!!! 𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒏 𝒕𝒂𝒈 𝒔𝒐 𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒚 𝒃𝒆𝒂𝒖𝒕𝒊𝒇𝒖𝒍 𝒘𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒏 𝒕𝒐 𝒅𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒂𝒎𝒆. (𝑭𝑩 𝒐𝒏𝒍𝒚 𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒐𝒘𝒔 50) 𝒘𝒆 𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒃𝒖𝒊𝒍𝒅 𝒐𝒖𝒓𝒔𝒆𝒍𝒗𝒆𝒔, 𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒂𝒅 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒖𝒔 𝒂𝒑𝒂𝒓𝒕. 💋💙🌞🥰
𝒄𝒐𝒑𝒚 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒑𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒆....
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1 minute ago, sugna said:

I can't be the only one thinking that "surprise kisses" sounds like a gateway drug for "surprise intercourse".

The one that stuck out for me amongst all the usual VL pish was "butt touches". Presumably it's supposed to mean that he's a groper (and that's a good thing, ladies), but it's such a weird way of phrasing it.

Maybe he just likes rubbing his arse against things?  :unsure2:

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