Annoying things people write on Facebook

[Boghead ranter]

2 hours ago, Todd_is_God said:

The only good thing about 2020 so far was the absence of social media filled with pictures of people 'Graduating' from Nursery and Primary School

And the P7 and S5/6 'Prom' 

[Raidernation]

I’ve decided to start annoying folk that post stupid “defund the polis” or “ my flag was banned from Facebook” shrieking fuckwits because
1. I’m bored of the shite
2. Hopefully these people will unfriend me.

[throbber]

[Sherrif John Bunnell]

I imagine the people of Ukraine will be delighted to find out they now live in a no war area.

[throbber]

1 hour ago, Sherrif John Bunnell said:

2 hours ago, throbber said:

I imagine the people of Ukraine will be delighted to find out they now live in a no war area.

This is the ultimate old guy who seems okay until your friends with him on Facebook and it all comes out. He’s the only guy on my feed who shares this sort of thing.

[Guest bernardblack]

It's like that Kevin Bridges joke about the guy on the train assuming you're also a scumbag and sitting further away from someone of a different ethnicity wearing a backpack.
I also find it particularly interesting the people who send me racist "memes" or videos over Fb Messenger, assuming I'm also a racist I guess. Firstly, I'd love to know the real origins of this and secondly, it's just not funny, as in racism aside for a brief moment, it's not comical in any way. I've deleted a few people from Fb recently because of it and more recently challenged a relative on it indicating "that's racist I'd rather not receive that" and in return I got "It's a just a laugh, they'll be doing the same to us" I couldn't even be arsed continuing the conversation after that. 

I hate when you are forwarded a racist/brexit meme on messenger etc. Instant delete

[D.A.F.C]

15 hours ago, throbber said:

 Norway is much further north.

[Swarley]

Who knew these illegal immigrants took such a scenic route to the UK.

[Raidernation]

I can’t be the only one with the “Dad’s Army” titles going on in my head as I look at this?

[Swarley]

6 hours ago, Raidernation said:

I can’t be the only one with the “Dad’s Army” titles going on in my head as I look at this?

  Who do you think you are kidding Mr Immigrant, if you think you can have our benefits?

We are the boys who will stop your little game, we are the boys who will make you think again.

'Cause who do you think you are kidding Mr Immigrant, if you think old England's done! 

 

[DiegoDiego]

 Norway is much further north.

Not on the Lambert conic projection.

[19QOS19]

They were maybe trying to get to Spain but only had that god awful map as a reference and ended up in the UK.

[throbber]

[Bert Raccoon]

1 hour ago, throbber said:

[throbber]

1 minute ago, Bert Raccoon said:

It’s the same individual who posts all the racist stuff that posted that as well. He’s definitely not all there.

[invergowrie arab]

8 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said:

I maybe have to stop doing what I do in my thoughts if this can happen.

[Shotgun]

6 hours ago, throbber said:

It’s the same individual who posts all the racist stuff that posted that as well. He’s definitely not all there.

Usually when I see that sort of stuff, I just do a brief internal eye-roll and move on. But when it's posted by a man, I start thinking about changing the locks.

[Sherrif John Bunnell]

Hand back the stollen phone or I recon you will be charged indefinitely.

[Mark Connolly]

6 minutes ago, Sherrif John Bunnell said:

Hand back the stollen phone or I recon you will be charged indefinitely.

Stollen in August?

Christmas comes earlier every year.

[BFTD]

Sounds like she could use a new phone anyway if it holds its charge indefinitely.

Still, hope their recon of the bar goes well.