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14 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said:

Peachy? You're referring to the peach trees in my garden aren't you? Oh God, he's found me!!!


Millions of peaches, peaches for me
Millions of peaches, peaches for free
 
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14 hours ago, Gaz FFC said:

Covid 19 has brought out the worst in folk.

Folk were already c***s to start with.

I'm male, not LGBTI+, of a certain age and white. I'm twice the c**t I was back in February, and that was a lot of c**t.

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On 04/07/2020 at 16:24, TheScarf said:

I regularly walk the dog on the Gruffalo walk/the avenue in Culloden. I always feel very threatened when I walk through the underpass. Even when there’s no one else there.

Thankfully my chihuahua would see off any potential attackers.

Fucking town boy! The Dimonte Young Team have been disbanded for years now, youl be fine.

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On 05/07/2020 at 20:07, Raidernation said:

Walking on the beaches
Looking at the peaches

Suckin' on my titties like you wanted me,
Callin me, all the time like blondie
Check out my chrissy behind
It's fine all of the time

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On 05/07/2020 at 00:40, Shotgun said:

God smacks himself on the forehead and shouts "That's brilliant. So simple. Why didn't I think of that?" Then He remembers He's omnipotent and infallible.

...and created the cancer in the first place.

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2 hours ago, WhiteRoseKillie said:

...and created the cancer in the first place.

Exactly.

You get cancer.
You pray to God.
You find out cancer is gone.
You praise God for his mercy.
At no point do you consider that God gave you cancer. Doctors and Scientists are the ones who cured it.

I like pointing this out to Trumpers who think that science is evil for trying to disprove the existence of God, lying about climate change etc.
 

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