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16 minutes ago, Trackdaybob said:

What is it them with the share if you dare type 'threats' ?   

"I bet you don't share this"

So fucking what!!! Get a life arsewad. 

So what if people do share or whatever it is you do? It's pretty much all regurgitated (for the nth time) crap originating from america. And therefor meaningless. 

I'm less likely to share if they dare me at the end

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This post from a Dumfries jewellers

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=2617801358314520&id=173523289409018

Remarkably the phrase "Black Friday Weekend" isn't the most annoying part of it. 

The post asks people to guess how many lights there are. Despite not specifying that you have to make a comment too, one person's done it and the unthinking masses of Dumfries have followed along. "1000 looks great" "2000 so stunning" etc etc. What a town

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"Please be aware - just heard this from a friend:

A friend’s partner was driving down Gloucester avenue at 5:30pm this evening. As he turned the corner there was a man standing in the middle of the road, with his back to him with his hood up.
He had his arms out in a crucifix shape.
He appeared to be arguing with a 2nd man on the pavement.
Her partner stopped and the guy in the road backed up towards him.
He felt uneasy so locked the doors.
Suddenly the guy reaches his bonnet, rolls across it and ends up at the driver's door, at the same time the other guy rushes to the passenger door and they simultaneously tried to get them open.
Her partner sped off.
The police said they've had several reports of this today in different roads and have been out in force tonight, they've warned us to keep car doors locked.
Shook him up, please be careful out there.

Not a joke - police informed of other incidents
KEEP DOORS LOCKED, AND DRIVE OFF THEN REPORT IMMEDIATELY"

All of this definitely happened.

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There's this page called Abercrush at Aberdeen Uni (and RGU) , where folk are just putting the name of a crush into a bot with a message, e.g.a girl I know liked a musician and put "J*** S**** I like your guitar, you can play my strings any time"

It's honestly been some of the most honking Freshers patter I've seen.

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22 hours ago, ArabAuslander said:

There's this page called Abercrush at Aberdeen Uni (and RGU) , where folk are just putting the name of a crush into a bot with a message, e.g.a girl I know liked a musician and put "J*** S**** I like your guitar, you can play my strings any time"

It's honestly been some of the most honking Freshers patter I've seen.

Shite like that makes you realise that some eighteen year olds are closer to being weans than adults.

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Things that did not happen number ...



An incident occurred in a supermarket recently when the following was witnessed: A Muslim woman dressed in a Burkha (a black gown & face mask) was standing with her shopping in a queue at the checkout. When it was her turn to be served , and as she reached the cashier, she made a loud remark about the British Flag lapel pin which the female cashier was wearing on her blouse. ...The cashier reached............... up and touched the pin and said, 'Yes, I always wear it proudly. My son serves abroad with the forces and I wear it for him. The Muslim woman then asked the cashier when she was going to stop bombing and killing her countrymen explaining that she was Iraqi. At that point an elderly gentleman standing in the queue stepped forward and interrupted with a calm and gentle voice, and said to the ...Iraqi woman: 'Excuse me, but hundreds of thousands of British men and women, just like this ladies son have fought and sacrificed their lives so that people just like YOU can stand here in Britain , which is MY country, and allow you to blatantly accuse an innocent check-out cashier of bombing YOUR countrymen. It is my belief that if you were allowed to be as outspoken as that in Iraq, which you claim to be YOUR country, then we wouldn't need to be fighting there today. However - now that you have learned how to speak out and criticize the British people who have afforded you the protection of MY country, I will gladly pay the cost of a ticket to help you pay your way back to Iraq. When you get there, and if you manage to survive for being as outspoken as what you are here in Britain, then you should be able to help straighten out the mess which YOUR Iraqi countrymen have got you into in the first place, which appears to be the reason that you have come to MY country to avoid.' Apparently the queue cheered and applauded. IF YOU AGREE... Pass this on to all of your proud British & other worldly friends.. I just did!!! It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice. It's also nice to be British and proud

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7 minutes ago, ajwffc said:

Things that did not happen number ...



An incident occurred in a supermarket recently when the following was witnessed: A Muslim woman dressed in a Burkha (a black gown & face mask) was standing with her shopping in a queue at the checkout. When it was her turn to be served , and as she reached the cashier, she made a loud remark about the British Flag lapel pin which the female cashier was wearing on her blouse. ...The cashier reached............... up and touched the pin and said, 'Yes, I always wear it proudly. My son serves abroad with the forces and I wear it for him. The Muslim woman then asked the cashier when she was going to stop bombing and killing her countrymen explaining that she was Iraqi. At that point an elderly gentleman standing in the queue stepped forward and interrupted with a calm and gentle voice, and said to the ...Iraqi woman: 'Excuse me, but hundreds of thousands of British men and women, just like this ladies son have fought and sacrificed their lives so that people just like YOU can stand here in Britain , which is MY country, and allow you to blatantly accuse an innocent check-out cashier of bombing YOUR countrymen. It is my belief that if you were allowed to be as outspoken as that in Iraq, which you claim to be YOUR country, then we wouldn't need to be fighting there today. However - now that you have learned how to speak out and criticize the British people who have afforded you the protection of MY country, I will gladly pay the cost of a ticket to help you pay your way back to Iraq. When you get there, and if you manage to survive for being as outspoken as what you are here in Britain, then you should be able to help straighten out the mess which YOUR Iraqi countrymen have got you into in the first place, which appears to be the reason that you have come to MY country to avoid.' Apparently the queue cheered and applauded. IF YOU AGREE... Pass this on to all of your proud British & other worldly friends.. I just did!!! It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice. It's also nice to be British and proud

That’s it. Tory for me from here on in.

’mon the Brexit.

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There are many people around us who fantasise about foreigners objecting about the sight of their union's fleg.

Not naked ladies
Not power fantasies
Flegs, and fictional sodjers that fictional people birthed.

Maybe we should start objecting to keep them happy? Like an act of charity?

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It's amazing the amount of incidents involving foreigners who hate Britain despite living here that are witnessed by Daily Mail readers only too eager to tell FB what happened and to share the story wide.

Definitely happened.

Sadly the real moron of the story is the 1 believing and sharing this utter drivel.

Also did you know that upon arrival in the UK, Johnny foreigner gets handed a house and £££££s galore whilst out own pensioners have to live on £8K?

Boris will sort them out so vote Tory

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I've seen that story many times over the years, although depending upon who's doing the sharing, it's often an American flag to which the fictional Muslim woman is objecting. Liberals are also frequently offended by the flag, but as we're frequently reminded, we're welcome to leave America because of it. The funny thing is; even after 27 years here, I've still to meet a single liberal who actually "is" offended by the American flag. Which is odd because conservatives encounter them on a daily basis.

Has there ever been a legitimately verified case of a Muslim objecting to the display of the British flag? Ever? 

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