Romeo Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 On 31/03/2019 at 12:16, Boghead ranter said: And the fact the he/she/It gave cancer to kids in the first place. God works in mysterious ways.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeek Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 God works in mysterious ways....He's terabil sometimes. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ned Nederlander Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 I'd say rest easy Audi driver, Lyn's clearly at the bullshit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 I'd say rest easy Audi driver, Lyn's clearly at the bullshit.A minor traffic issue in a supermarket car park and Police Scotland have some sketchy details. Boy must be shitting himself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 1 minute ago, Scary Bear said: A minor traffic issue in a supermarket car park and Police Scotland have some sketchy details. Boy must be shitting himself. SKINFLAPS!!! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 20 minutes ago, Ned Nederlander said: I'd say rest easy Audi driver, Lyn's clearly at the bullshit. I hope the police get her banged up for crimes against the English language. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 1 hour ago, Ned Nederlander said: I'd say rest easy Audi driver, Lyn's clearly at the bullshit. Get this on my local chat page a lot and I always comment with the Will Ferrell don't believe you image. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inanimate Carbon Rod Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 My wee village has a similar group, ive mentioned before its full of arseholes. Someone took it upon themselves to set up a scarecrow dressed like a cop holding a speed gun. People have posted ‘good idea’ etc, I replied ‘I saw this the other day but was going to fast to read the sign’, been sent abuse for this. 19 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajwffc Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 I'd say rest easy Audi driver, Lyn's clearly at the bullshit.I am sure that the Audi driver will be worried about a post on a group that can't even spell the name of a village in the area it is meant to cover. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 I am sure that the Audi driver will be worried about a post on a group that can't even spell the name of a village in the area it is meant to cover. She canny even spell Lynn right. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajwffc Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 She canny even spell Lynn right. That would be her parents fault 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajwffc Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 From a page called English and Proud 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 Things are kicking off nicely on my page today. A few days ago, a wumman I used to work with posted a photo of her young teenage daughters, on holiday in their bikinis. Very attractive girls but did I mention they were "young" teenagers? Certainly younger than this particular picture made them look. Her ex-husband commented "Was it necessary to post that on Facebook?" to which she responded with a crying-with-laughter emoji and "Oh, don't be such a Dad." Anyway, this morning some other guy (no, not me) commented "Lovely girls. I'd like to meet them. :heart emoji:" Dad is decidedly not pleased and I have a feeling this guy might consider himself lucky if all he gets is a sore face. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 6 hours ago, Scary Bear said: A minor traffic issue in a supermarket car park and Police Scotland have some sketchy details. Boy must be shitting himself. Not just that but apparently Lynn can alter the law as she gave him 48 hours to report it it to the police. I suppose though that it's probably not that big an issue to change made up laws. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inanimate Carbon Rod Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 Not just that but apparently Lynn can alter the law as she gave him 48 hours to report it it to the police. I suppose though that it's probably not that big an issue to change made up laws.Actually, under the road traffic act drivers have 24hrs to report a road crash. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 14 hours ago, Ned Nederlander said: I'd say rest easy Audi driver, Lyn's clearly at the bullshit. Indeed. We get these on our local page all the time. I think the rough translation is: "I have no idea who hit my car but I'm going to pretend there's evidence in hte hope that you're thick enough to admit it" We had a total belter on the Kirrie page yesterday, I wish I'd taken a screenshot because after being roundly slagged off for it, the OP deleted it. Basically a kid with additional support needs skelped her daughter at the local school. Her response was to write a massive seethe-filled letter to John Swinney, effectively demanding kids with additional support needs be taken out of mainstream education nationwide, which she then posted up in full on the page. Other than a handful of "OMG hunni that's terible" posts, she was deservedly slagged off for it and the thread was binned. Hell hath no fury like the sense of entitlement of a full time mummy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torpar Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 (edited) That'll show em! Posted today by Facebook friend of mine, hopefully his DeLorean has enough gas for April 15 2012 Edited April 4, 2019 by Torpar 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 I'm glad they told us the dates of the days before and after the 15th. It may have been too confusing otherwise. Also why only 'internet users'? Phrasing it as 'are to not go' is a dreadful way of writing it, although the entire thing is appallingly written (lack of and incorrect use of punctuation, spelling mistakes, horrendous sentence structure and inconsistencies). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 On 03/04/2019 at 16:36, Zen Archer said: SKINFLAPS!!! wid 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 That'll show em! Posted today by Facebook friend of mine, hopefully his DeLorean has enough gas for April 15 2012Fuuuuuk!I keep telling fowk here how cheap petroleum is here compared to Scotland.What is it now? 2 quid a liter? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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