Annoying things people write on Facebook

[welshbairn]

Scunthorpe paid £100 million for me but I'm doing a runner.

[Melanius Mullarkey]

23 minutes ago, welshbairn said:

Scunthorpe paid £100 million for me but I'm doing a runner.

So they’ve finally put the c**t in Scunthorpe.

[welshbairn]

14 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

So they’ve finally put the c**t in Scunthorpe.

[Cardinal Richelieu]

Anyone who laughs at that "Deadline Day" meme and then posts theirs  is a fanny imo. 

(Free transfer to Manchester United)

[Torpar]

Toronto is currently in the middle of a cold snap, it was -35 with the wind chill yesterday, the local newspapers all have stories on Facebook about it, Toronto papers, reporting how cold it is in Toronto, meant to be read by people in Toronto. Queue people like Mary from the middle of nowhere piping up "that's nothing, its -50 where we are" etc.  Who gives a f**k you country bumpkins? 

Also, 1 million to FC Cluj 

Edited February 1, 2019 by Torpar

[Guest Moomintroll]

There's enough in this to be filed as quite amusing rather than annoying - and we all gave it a try.
Yours Lazio's new £90M signing
 
 
 

They will get far better value from their £10m bargain imho.

[Swarley]

I hate pish like this

Loan to Accrington Stanley. Who are they?

[dee_62]

Does anyone know if it’s been snowing lately?

[bud1876]

Does anyone know if it’s been snowing lately?

Just started

[ajwffc]

Pic is just missing "killed an unarmed and injured prisoner and filmed it"

[Raidernation]

Jesus wept!
I do know a couple of ex servicemen here and even they get embarrassed by all this shitey “worship our troops “ shite

[Miguel Sanchez]

On 01/02/2019 at 13:53, Melanius Mullarkey said:

Minter behaviour.

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£500k to Vissel Kobe, whoever the f**k they are.

 

I'm pretty sure you're not teammates with Andres Iniesta

[Melanius Mullarkey]

1 hour ago, Miguel Sanchez said:

I'm pretty sure you're not teammates with Andres Iniesta

I am Andy Iniesta.

[Shandon Par]

On 2/1/2019 at 13:53, Melanius Mullarkey said:

Minter behaviour.

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£500k to Vissel Kobe, whoever the f**k they are.

 

I reckon I'll fit in Rome after my £10m move to Lazio 

Edited February 4, 2019 by Shandon Par

[Darren]

On 23/01/2019 at 13:27, Shandon Par said:

The woods at Blairadam were full of them. I used to do lots of mountain biking and would see some strange sights. Sex dolls, high heels tied to trees, explicit notes. Fifers are pretty depraved. 

There was an Anderson shelter full of scud mags in the fields outside Danderhall. Edinburgh is surrounded by deviants, clearly.

[Romeo]

20 hours ago, Shandon Par said:

I reckon I'll fit in Rome after my £10m move to Lazio 

<<< £35 million to Newcastle...God bless big Mike the *** destroyer

[jamamafegan]

[ajwffc]

An elderly Chinese man had two large pots, each hung on the ends of a pole which he carried across his neck.

One of the pots had a crack in it while the other pot was perfect and always delivered a full portion of water. At the end of the long walk from the stream to the house, the cracked pot arrived only half full.

For a full two years this went on daily, with the man bringing home only one and a half pots of water.

Of course, the perfect pot was proud of its accomplishments. But the poor cracked pot was ashamed of its own imperfection, and miserable that it could only do half of what it had been made to do. After 2 years of what it perceived to be bitter failure, it spoke to the man one day by the stream. "I am ashamed of myself, because this crack in my side causes water to leak out all the way back to your house."

The old man smiled, "Did you notice that there are flowers on your side of the path, but not on the other pot's side?" "That's because I have always known about your flaw, so I planted flower seeds on your side of the path, and every day while we walk back, you water them." "For two years I have been able to pick these beautiful flowers to decorate the table. Without you being just the way you are, there would not be this beauty to grace the house."

Each of us has our own unique flaw. But it's the cracks and flaws we each have that make our lives together so very interesting and rewarding. You've just got to take each person for what they are and look for the good in them.

So, to all of my crackpot friends, have a great day and remember to smell the flowers on your side of the path!

[MEADOWXI]

6 hours ago, ajwffc said:

An elderly Chinese man had two large pots, each hung on the ends of a pole which he carried across his neck.

One of the pots had a crack in it while the other pot was perfect and always delivered a full portion of water. At the end of the long walk from the stream to the house, the cracked pot arrived only half full.

For a full two years this went on daily, with the man bringing home only one and a half pots of water.

Of course, the perfect pot was proud of its accomplishments. But the poor cracked pot was ashamed of its own imperfection, and miserable that it could only do half of what it had been made to do. After 2 years of what it perceived to be bitter failure, it spoke to the man one day by the stream. "I am ashamed of myself, because this crack in my side causes water to leak out all the way back to your house."

The old man smiled, "Did you notice that there are flowers on your side of the path, but not on the other pot's side?" "That's because I have always known about your flaw, so I planted flower seeds on your side of the path, and every day while we walk back, you water them." "For two years I have been able to pick these beautiful flowers to decorate the table. Without you being just the way you are, there would not be this beauty to grace the house."

Each of us has our own unique flaw. But it's the cracks and flaws we each have that make our lives together so very interesting and rewarding. You've just got to take each person for what they are and look for the good in them.

So, to all of my crackpot friends, have a great day and remember to smell the flowers on your side of the path!

'If you switched sides you carried the pots on daily you would have flowers up both sides you daft old f**k' replied the pot

Edited February 8, 2019 by MEADOWXI

[welshbairn]

16 hours ago, ajwffc said:

An elderly Chinese man had two large pots, each hung on the ends of a pole which he carried across his neck.

One of the pots had a crack in it while the other pot was perfect and always delivered a full portion of water. At the end of the long walk from the stream to the house, the cracked pot arrived only half full.

For a full two years this went on daily, with the man bringing home only one and a half pots of water.

Of course, the perfect pot was proud of its accomplishments. But the poor cracked pot was ashamed of its own imperfection, and miserable that it could only do half of what it had been made to do. After 2 years of what it perceived to be bitter failure, it spoke to the man one day by the stream. "I am ashamed of myself, because this crack in my side causes water to leak out all the way back to your house."

The old man smiled, "Did you notice that there are flowers on your side of the path, but not on the other pot's side?" "That's because I have always known about your flaw, so I planted flower seeds on your side of the path, and every day while we walk back, you water them." "For two years I have been able to pick these beautiful flowers to decorate the table. Without you being just the way you are, there would not be this beauty to grace the house."

Each of us has our own unique flaw. But it's the cracks and flaws we each have that make our lives together so very interesting and rewarding. You've just got to take each person for what they are and look for the good in them.

So, to all of my crackpot friends, have a great day and remember to smell the flowers on your side of the path!

Compared to most of the Facebook homilies that wasn't that bad, but the response from MeadowXI was as sharp as a pine needle in Buddha's left testicle while he was sitting under his tree.