The OP Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 (edited) Playing in the woods was a good way for a youngster to find porn, there wasn’t high speed broadband to stream filth to your parent’s computer - we just had random stashes of Readers Wives presumably left by pixies and we turned out ok! Edited January 22, 2019 by The OP 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 Considering everyone seems to have a story about finding jazz mags in wooded areas, is it safe to say that a whole generation of men were slipping out to "walk the dog" at night, only to abuse themselves in hedgerows? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 oh m8 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 I never found any porn mags in the woods. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 ^^^ left porn mags in the woods 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajwffc Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 14 hours ago, DA Baracus said: I never found any porn mags in the woods. The woods at Blairadam were full of them. I used to do lots of mountain biking and would see some strange sights. Sex dolls, high heels tied to trees, explicit notes. Fifers are pretty depraved. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thistledo Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 Finding a w**k mag when you were a wee lad was like finding gold man. What tops that, when I was in my youth, one day me and my mate spied a video tape just sitting in a phone box, no one else around, so we grabbed it! I don't think either of us knew what to expect, straight to my gaff anyway, fired it on... Alas, it was porno! Some combination of American and then later a lot of French stuff. News spread quickly of said porno and I got a lot of enquiries at school as to it's availability. Decent wee earner. Always wondered who had left it there and who the intended recipient might have been, if any. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 Me and my mates found not only a porn stash, but also a dildo, round the back of Dumbarton Rock once. Just about where the ground now is, so there's plenty of dildos to be found there every second Saturday or so. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ka202 Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 One of my mates has started sharing posts from a page called "Power of Positivity". Basically just random quotes about how to be positive. Some of the recent ones - "The secret of living well and longer is: eat half, walk double, laugh triple and love without measure" "A year changes you a lot" "Sometimes you have to give up on people. Not because you don't care but because they don't" "The best revenge is no revenge - just forget they exist." "Stop stressing. Take a deep breath. Everything will be okay. You can do this." Blocked. What's the point of sharing this shite? If we liked it we'd follow the page. Watch out for your mate here. I'm being serious. One of my mates started talking like this about a month before he topped himself. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted January 26, 2019 Share Posted January 26, 2019 On 22/01/2019 at 21:29, ICTChris said: My guess is that Michael bought an averagey looking cocktease a drink. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted January 29, 2019 Share Posted January 29, 2019 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted January 29, 2019 Share Posted January 29, 2019 Equal rights for finger blasters! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajwffc Posted January 30, 2019 Share Posted January 30, 2019 Quote Don’t forget tomorrow starts the new Facebook rule where they can use your photo Don't forget Deadline tomorrow !!! Everything you've ever posted becomes public from tomorrow. Even messages that have been deleted or the photos not allowed. It costs nothing for a simple copy and paste, better safe than sorry. Channel 13 News talked about the change in Facebook's privacy policy. I do not give Facebook or any entities associated with Facebook permission to use my pictures, information, messages or posts, both past and future. With this statement, I give notice to Facebook it is strictly forbidden to disclose, copy, distribute, or take any other action against me based on this profile and/or its contents. The content of this profile is private and confidential information. The violation of privacy can be punished by law (UCC 1-308- 1 1 308-103 and the Rome Statute). NOTE: Facebook is now a public entity. All members must post a note like this. If you prefer, you can copy and paste this version. If you do not publish a statement at least once it will be tacitly allowing the use of your photos, as well as the information contained in the profile status updates. DO NOT SHARE. Copy and paste.Wondered why Facebook was so boring! This is good to know: It's ridiculous to have lots of friends and only 25 are allowed to see my post. I ignored this post earlier, but It WORKS!! I have a whole new news feed. I’m seeing posts from people I haven’t seen in years. Here’s how to bypass the system FB now has in place that limits posts on your news feed. Their new algorithm chooses the same few people - about 25 - who will read your posts. Therefore, Hold your finger down anywhere in this post and "copy" will pop up. Click "copy". Then go your page, start a new post and put your finger anywhere in the blank field. "Paste" will pop up and click paste. This will bypass the system. DONE! Stop it FB!nI 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minertaur Posted January 30, 2019 Share Posted January 30, 2019 On 1/24/2019 at 12:42, ka202 said: Watch out for your mate here. I'm being serious. One of my mates started talking like this about a month before he topped himself. Turns out you're not the only person who had that thought... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 1, 2019 Share Posted February 1, 2019 Minter behaviour. Spoiler £500k to Vissel Kobe, whoever the f**k they are. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarapoa Posted February 1, 2019 Share Posted February 1, 2019 30 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Minter behaviour. Reveal hidden contents £500k to Vissel Kobe, whoever the f**k they are. There's enough in this to be filed as quite amusing rather than annoying - and we all gave it a try. Yours Lazio's new £90M signing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted February 1, 2019 Share Posted February 1, 2019 35M coup for Liverpool. I'm going behind enemy lines and plan on doing a Gerrard style slip to f**k up their title challenge again. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 1, 2019 Share Posted February 1, 2019 25 minutes ago, tarapoa said: Yours Lazio's new £90M signing Nae bother, Sophocles. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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