Shotgun Posted December 30, 2018 Share Posted December 30, 2018 Hi [emoji848]Thanks for the tips to bypass FB...it WORKS!! I have a whole new news feed. I’m seeing posts from people I haven’t seen in years. Here’s how to bypass the system FB now has in place that limits posts on your news feed. Their new algorithm chooses the same few people - about 25 - who will read your posts. Therefore, Hold your finger down anywhere in this post and "copy" will pop up. Click "copy". Then go your page, start a new post and put your finger anywhere in the blank field. "Paste" will pop up and click paste. This will bypass the system. Hi new and old friends! Missed you! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajwffc Posted December 30, 2018 Share Posted December 30, 2018 WutIt is the latest chain letter style pish. Replacing the post a specific message and you won't be charged to continue to use Facebook 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted December 30, 2018 Share Posted December 30, 2018 Yon Lorna is on a roll today: Aye Andy Stewart you were magical. You made sweet memories Through the years But now we’re oldThere’s many tears. When thinking back To those great days When clock chimed 12 It was the way. You’d wish us all A guid new year This Hogmanay You’d sing, we’d hear. Your lilting voice Rise up and sing A Scottish song Great memories, bring A tug of heartstrings Lump in throat Aye many’s the time You’d hit right note. The tears They would come tumbling out Inclined to think What’s that about. But Hogmanay Brings memories back We thought were lost In some big sack. Just circling round The universe To reappear Chapter and verse. Within our minds Till each year brings Reminders, just before the bells Of tunes you used to sing. ‘Come in come in’ ‘Scotland the brave’ The dancers twirled Lots more we’d crave. We’ll not forget The atmosphere That stays within Our hearts so dear. And come the bells We all will gather Enjoy ourselves Nothing else will matter. A new year, Hogmanay New beginnings Strike up the band And let’s get singing. ‘Come in’ ‘Come in’ It’s still the one To just remind us Another year done. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajwffc Posted December 30, 2018 Share Posted December 30, 2018 Taken from an old friend:"It's almost 2019, I'm almost 65 years old and almost worn out and I still have so many unanswered questions!!!! I haven’t found out who let the dogs out...where’s the beef...how to get to Sesame Street... why Dora doesn’t just use Google Maps...Why do all flavors of fruit loops taste exactly the same, or how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop......why eggs are packaged in a flimsy carton, but batteries are secured in plastic that’s tough as nails...what does the fox say... why “abbreviated” is such a long word; or why is there a D in ‘fridge’ but not in refrigerator... why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor yet dish-washing liquid is made with real lemons and, why do you have to “put your two cents in” but it’s only a “penny for your thoughts” where’s that extra penny going to... why does The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune... why did you just try to sing those two previous songs... and just what exactly is Victoria’s secret? and where is Waldo?... Can you hear me now?...and do you really think I am this witty?? ... I actually got this from a friend, who stole it from her brother’s girlfriend’s, uncle’s cousin’s who lived next door to an old class mate’s mailman...Now it is your turn to take it from me... Copy and Paste, change the age, and enjoy your day. I needed the laugh. Have an awesome 2019!"The above from Lorna has the following reply from I assume is a member of P&B 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madwullie Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 (edited) Not Hugh Hainey's best work but an insight into his style. Written for historic Hamilton. Edited December 31, 2018 by madwullie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 I was transferred across To the big shop to work Down under the stairsI bet the guy who made that decision was forever loved by the other employees. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 11 hours ago, ajwffc said: Taken from an old friend: "It's almost 2019, I'm almost 65 years old and almost worn out and I still have so many unanswered questions!!!! I haven’t found out who let the dogs out...where’s the beef...how to get to Sesame Street... why Dora doesn’t just use Google Maps...Why do all flavors of fruit loops taste exactly the same, or how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop......why eggs are packaged in a flimsy carton, but batteries are secured in plastic that’s tough as nails...what does the fox say... why “abbreviated” is such a long word; or why is there a D in ‘fridge’ but not in refrigerator... why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor yet dish-washing liquid is made with real lemons and, why do you have to “put your two cents in” but it’s only a “penny for your thoughts” where’s that extra penny going to... why does The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune... why did you just try to sing those two previous songs... and just what exactly is Victoria’s secret? and where is Waldo?... Can you hear me now?...and do you really think I am this witty?? ... I actually got this from a friend, who stole it from her brother’s girlfriend’s, uncle’s cousin’s who lived next door to an old class mate’s mailman...Now it is your turn to take it from me... Copy and Paste, change the age, and enjoy your day. I needed the laugh. Have an awesome 2019!" The above from Lorna has the following reply from I assume is a member of P&B Most of those have a perfectly reasonable answer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajwffc Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 Everyone's favourite poet has had a lot of time on their handsOne last one before the bells later on.Happy new year when it comes.Who remembers New Years eve When we sat round the blazing fire Glasses clinking, merry songsChildren brought down priorTo the bells, to welcome inAnother Hogmanay Ever so excited In the usual childish way.Someone stood outside the door With lump of coal to bring At the stroke of midnight While Andy Stewart would sing ‘Come in, Come inIt’s nice tae see you’Everyone was there They all knew what to do To keep the bad luck from the house All through the year to come And keep the home fire burning Up the lum.And all the house was cleaned upBefore, from end to end Cause that was what you did then Let’s not pretend.It was hard workBut worth it allThen you’d be ready For a New Year call.Aye, New Year was a good time But Hogmanay was what We folk in Scotland called it We liked it, aye a lot.For Auld Lang Syne we’ll meet again Wherever we may be In the flesh or in our thoughts Folk will always see.This time of year just at the bells With family, friends and allIs just the time to celebrate And really have a ball.Let’s share a toast this New Years EveAnd make this heartfelt vowTo think of loved ones gone but not Forgotten, here and now.Let’s have a happy new yearFilled with peace and joyAround the world this coming yearFor every man, woman,girl and boy.Lorna Johnston. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resk Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 Pretty much everything on Facebook today. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Bully Wee Villa Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 Wid. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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philpy Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 Decided to jack FB as it's getting worse, especially with all the new year resolutions pish. Sitting have a pint, and the wife is trying to show me every fucking quote/picture thing that appears on her page. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted January 4, 2019 Share Posted January 4, 2019 Posted today. Original post is Sept 2014 No wonder Brexit happened when you read and believe this. Best part is some belief that once we kick out these nasty foreigners (who probably didn't come from Europe) then pensioners will get £25k a year. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torpar Posted January 4, 2019 Share Posted January 4, 2019 On 1/3/2019 at 12:53, philpy said: Decided to jack FB as it's getting worse, especially with all the new year resolutions pish. Sitting have a pint, and the wife is trying to show me every fucking quote/picture thing that appears on her page. Good, you were the worst male friend I had for sharing pointless pish 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Boghead ranter Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 11 hours ago, throbber said: That reminds me, I can't wait for May 4th to come round again. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 3 hours ago, Boghead ranter said: That reminds me, I can't wait for May 4th to come round again. Oh god, that's less than a year away, isn't it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 Oh god, that's less than a year away, isn't it?Seems to be earlier and earlier each year 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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