Shandon Par Posted November 1, 2018 Share Posted November 1, 2018 7 hours ago, NJ2 said: Fair fucks for giving it a bash but that first one must be the worst poem I’ve read. It’s more like the ramblings of a drunk. The second one I didn’t read after she revealed her ‘muse’ and also explained to the reader what ‘hing’ meant. Nail, head etc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted November 1, 2018 Share Posted November 1, 2018 On 22/10/2018 at 08:01, Gaz FFC said: I believe the correct procedure on spotting a black widow spider is to turn the heating up full blast with the windows rolled down....... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted November 1, 2018 Share Posted November 1, 2018 On 10/22/2018 at 00:01, Gaz FFC said: 1 hour ago, sjc said: I believe the correct procedure on spotting a black widow spider is to turn the heating up full blast with the windows rolled down....... Incorrect. The first thing you should do is alert @KnightswoodBear 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted November 1, 2018 Share Posted November 1, 2018 9 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: Incorrect. The first thing you should do is alert @KnightswoodBear b*****ds. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted November 1, 2018 Share Posted November 1, 2018 4 hours ago, Mark Connolly said: Incorrect. The first thing you should do is alert @KnightswoodBear Silly me. Of course it is! FAO: @KnightswoodBear On 22/10/2018 at 08:01, Gaz FFC said: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 Washing a black widow with soap would be one of the last things I would ever think to do. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 4 minutes ago, throbber said: Washing a black widow with soap would be one of the last things I would ever think to do. Pipe down, Nelson Mandela. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virtual Insanity Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 On 01/11/2018 at 08:14, NJ2 said: Fair fucks for giving it a bash but that first one must be the worst poem I’ve read. It’s more like the ramblings of a drunk. The second one I didn’t read after she revealed her ‘muse’ and also explained to the reader what ‘hing’ meant. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time... 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 On 01/11/2018 at 15:55, Hand As Porn said: They're not quite Amy Winehouse, Hendrix, Jim Morrison, 2Pac or Biggie. One of them did shag Ariana Grande though. You didn't even need to go that far back to find a more worthy name. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 11 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Pipe down, Nelson Mandela. The b-side? Not a big fan tbh. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highland Capital Posted November 5, 2018 Share Posted November 5, 2018 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 5, 2018 Share Posted November 5, 2018 I've got no idea who that c**t is but I hope he falls out that window. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 5, 2018 Share Posted November 5, 2018 On 10/22/2018 at 00:01, Gaz FFC said: 'Govan'...'wash with soap'... That took some restraint, P&B. And they say we don't like them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted November 6, 2018 Share Posted November 6, 2018 Timeline packed this morning with people sharing images of lost dogs, who, unsurprisingly, bolted when their owners had them outside and off the leash during the fireworks last night. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estragon Posted November 6, 2018 Share Posted November 6, 2018 @ajwffc - I'm going to risk having to take this to the unpopular opinions thread, but I actually think Lorna the laureate is improving with her recent venture. Still way too long, and far too much repetition - but she's starting to play about with lineation, contrasting the visual look of it with how it sounds when read aloud. Decent subject matter as well. It's still pish, but they were previously totally pish. Huge improvement from that wittering garbage about cash machines. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted November 6, 2018 Share Posted November 6, 2018 Anyone found Kony yet? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarapoa Posted November 6, 2018 Share Posted November 6, 2018 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 6, 2018 Share Posted November 6, 2018 Just now, tarapoa said: Disgraceful disrespect for our brave heroes there, the leaf is at 10 o'clock instead of 11. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted November 6, 2018 Share Posted November 6, 2018 4 hours ago, Mark Connolly said: Timeline packed this morning with people sharing images of lost dogs, who, unsurprisingly, bolted when their owners had them outside and off the leash during the fireworks last night. I trust they were subsequently telt? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estragon Posted November 6, 2018 Share Posted November 6, 2018 2 hours ago, welshbairn said: Disgraceful disrespect for our brave heroes there, the leaf is at 10 o'clock instead of 11. 61 minutes silence. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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