D.A.F.C Posted August 11, 2018 Share Posted August 11, 2018 https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/health/someone-on-facebook-has-been-for-a-run-20150927102356SOMEONE on Facebook has been for a big run while you were lying in bed, it has been confirmed.It is understood they initially did not want to get up for the run, but it was ‘worth it’ because they are now ‘very proud’.The run was preceded by a breakfast consisting of ‘carbs’ which are ‘really important’ for someone going on a big run.It has been confirmed the run is part of some ‘training’ which may or may not culminate in the person on Facebook taking part in an even bigger run with lots of other people.Meanwhile, people on Facebook who stayed in bed until 11am have decided not to announce that to as many humans as possible.The big run will be eclipsed at 4pm today when someone else on Facebook reveals they spent the afternoon going up a hill on a very expensive bicycle.[emoji38] 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resk Posted August 11, 2018 Share Posted August 11, 2018 "Animals are a family member and their life is just as precious". Er, naw. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 The challenge is to upload a photo of your daughter..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 What's the update on Pixie [mention=15829]jupe1407[/mention]? Has she got her angel wings and crossed the rainbow bridge yet? Is that scumbag still swaggering about the place? #teampixieFacebook is still rammed with full-time mummies demanding the death penalty for the dog puncher with a working theory that Pixie has indeed crossed rainbow bridge and is "with the angles now". The scenes when he gets a fine [emoji38] 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estragon Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 Facebook is still rammed with full-time mummies demanding the death penalty for the dog puncher with a working theory that Pixie has indeed crossed rainbow bridge and is "with the angles now". The scenes when he gets a fine [emoji38] I hope he gets a fucking knighthood. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 #dogsshouldgetfootballerswages 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 "Animals are a family member and their life is just as precious". Er, naw. All life is precious. Whether human or not. Not as precious though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 The Rainbow Bridge doesn't lead to heaven. It leads to Asgard, home of Thor, Odin, Loki and various other god like folk. I doubt Heimdall would activate for a pishy wee dog. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted August 13, 2018 Share Posted August 13, 2018 13 hours ago, DA Baracus said: I doubt Heimdall would activate for a pishy wee dog. How very dare you to refer to wee Pixie like that. #teampixie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sugna Posted August 13, 2018 Share Posted August 13, 2018 Where do you start with this? I think Marion's playing a blinder. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 Just seen my 1st thoughts and wishes and hope everyone safe in London after the crash this morning..... From concerned female in Inverurie that as far as I know as no friends or family in London 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 12 minutes ago, MEADOWXI said: Just seen my 1st thoughts and wishes and hope everyone safe in London after the crash this morning..... From concerned female in Inverurie that as far as I know as no friends or family in London So what she is saying is that she couldnt give a shit if everyone in London was safe before the crash. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inanimate Carbon Rod Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 Is anyone marking themselves safe yet?lol 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted August 15, 2018 Share Posted August 15, 2018 Didn't someone basically prang a shite old fiesta into a concrete bollard with no injuries, to anyone at all? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 15, 2018 Share Posted August 15, 2018 22 minutes ago, jupe1407 said: Didn't someone basically prang a shite old fiesta into a concrete bollard with no injuries, to anyone at all? Skin colour tho m8. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 15, 2018 Share Posted August 15, 2018 The joys of having a step-father from Burnley. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 Shared Sydney, Australia hon xoxox 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajwffc Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 First Bus will no longer be serving Falkirk bus station so let's write a poemDoomsday for the bus station.20th August, 2018.Well, soon it willReach its demiseIt cannie beI hear the cries.Frae Fawkirk folkAn’ elsewhere taeWhatever are we Gaun tae dae.We moaned, bemoaned This hellish placeBit noo it’s goin’There’ll be nae trace.O’ buses comin’Oot the front Or ony whaur Familiar dunts.O’ wheels an’ tyresGaun ower the roadAn’ comin’ doonWi’ mony a load.O’ passengers Whaw braved yon placeYon maukit, dingy Bus station base.Bit noo we’re jistExpected taeFill the pavements No’ hae oor say.Well ah kin tell yeThere’s bin folkCriticisin’Rumours runnin’ amok.Bit noo it’s goin’An’ we’ve nae sayThe Fawkirk Bus Stations Had its day.Cause profit isA dirty wordAn’ wi’ mair effort No’ sae absurd.Tae think If progress Here wis madeImprovements done Equals great upgrade.Into a veritable Profitable blissA place tae pass thruNo’ tae be missed.Bit then it wid haveTae bin boughtBy First Bus CompanyBit that plan was shot. Noo ithers hae Their ain ideasDevelopment overhaul Very clear.So soon the station is nae mairAn’ we are only left Wi’ memories, gaun back mony years Feelin’ bereft.Anither nail in Fawkirks coffinWhits next tae hit the dustMa earnest, heartfelt plea is thisPlease nae mair nails tae rust.Jist sparkly, shiny, visionary dreamsTae build oan really soonFur awe the folk tae come intaeA thrivin’ bustlin’ toon.Lorna Johnston August 15th, 2018. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 Someone had a lot of spare time to pen that crap. Who gives a shiny shite about a shitty bus station anyway? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 Are the schools back? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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