welshbairn Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 Throbber should post that he's heard that they're going to turn the bike shed into a mosque. Good way of vetting the neighbours. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 I seriously want to post that so badly - it's just because my girlfriend is also in the group and she would flip out if I did it! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 We'll take care of her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 throbber, who wears the trousers in this relationship - you or your girlfriend? Obviously if it's your girlfriend then they will be super-stretchy yoga pants with an elasticated waist and when I saw 'you' I mean 'a load of random idiots from the internet'. It's decision time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 On 28/01/2017 at 18:35, Bully Wee Villa said: I'm going to pretend I don't know where that picture comes from. Looks like she's there for some kind of Interview. Good on her, getting out there to find a job I say. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 14 minutes ago, ICTChris said: throbber, who wears the trousers in this relationship - you or your girlfriend? Obviously if it's your girlfriend then they will be super-stretchy yoga pants with an elasticated waist and when I saw 'you' I mean 'a load of random idiots from the internet'. It's decision time. I actually can't do it - it would be shitting on my own doorstep! I was pissing myself laughing when i was swimming there at the thought of doing it though, nearly drowned! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 Looks like she's there for some kind of Interview. Good on her, getting out there to find a job I say. Hardy formal interview attire, though.She's going to have to do something pretty special to impress. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 18 minutes ago, Romeo said: Looks like she's there for some kind of Interview. Good on her, getting out there to find a job I say. Probably grocery sales related, going by the bunch of bananas he's apparently carrying in his trouser pocket. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 Just now, Bairnardo said: Can't believe no one so far has pulled you on your blatant bigshottery They're in Fife, it's really not that glam. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 What examples of grief being given to the factor people can you provide then Shandon? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 14 minutes ago, throbber said: What examples of grief being given to the factor people can you provide then Shandon? A boy got a bit pissed and decided in the middle of one night to chop down some trees. The people it annoyed were too scared to approach him but wanted the factors to court martial him and call him to a meeting about planting new trees. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 That isn't that bad really. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 I heard throbber's bike shed is being turned into a Wetherspoons. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 Then they'll be longing for the youths they used to hate! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 Where to even start with that shit? 'Positive thoughts'?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deej Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 1 hour ago, DA Baracus said: That's alright then, there was me working away to get the honours degree I want. Turns out I've just to sit on my arse and ride it out and see what happens. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 Experience tells me that God doesn't want me to have the money to pay my mortgage and other bills. Therefore I'll need to continue working to get it myself. Thanks for nothing God. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted February 1, 2017 Share Posted February 1, 2017 4 minutes ago, kilbowie2002 said: There's a facebook group for the area where I live. The guy in charge of it is an absolute belter who takes pictures of people in the street playing and tries to shame the parents of said kids because they were noisy. Now i call an area of houses a scheme, regardless of what kind of houses, he corrects people and tells them its an executive development. People post number plates of cars that they perceive to be driving too fast and sometimes the owners reply. Someone complained about fireworks being set off at 9pm on a saturday night saying that it woke up their kid, cue an almighty debate where they were quite rightly slaughtered. Its also full of people who ask stupid questions that google can answer like 'whats the local taxi number' and 'when does the chemist close'. Im not in the group, but my wife and neighbours are and the stuff they tell me is absolutely astounding. Sounds exactly like the FB page for my estate scheme. All that's missing is the reports of unscooped dogshit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted February 1, 2017 Share Posted February 1, 2017 1 minute ago, kilbowie2002 said: Are the groups initials DV? If so hello neighbour!lol. Im tempted to get the wife to post about starting a mosque and see the response. (Id genuinely not care, I find mosques much more open places than churches). Nope, they pride themselves on using the acronym KVTI, actually. The best seethe is regarding the small area of 'social housing' (Link) that was built right in the middle of the scheme, it and its' residents get the blame for every and any minor issue discussed on the page. You can play a form of bingo, trying to predict how many comments into the discussion it will be before 'that development' is brought in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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