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Quentin Taranbino

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Bollocks to squeals and prequels.

I want to see The Crystal Maze, GoT edition.

Master of the Rooms, Vary's. He's your guy, slightly camp but a witty chap. Eventually replaced by Qyburn whom is annoying, occasionally witty but deep down, just isn't your beloved, bald original favourite.

In terms of rooms you could have the Game of Faces with the Waif. See if you can avoid getting a slap across the pus often enough to win a... Dragon egg/golden dragon (or other "crystal").

Play the drinking game with Tyrion and outlast him. This shouldn't be a timed room.

Another is basically a room with a giant and his wife. If you can kill the giant and get sucking on his wife's diddies, you win. And get strong.

One of the zones is Beyond the Wall. One room could just be a cave and Ygritte desperate for some of your night's watch boaby. If you somehow keep your NW vows, you win. Low win percentage room.

Another zone could be the House of the Undying. Can you defeat those gimp looking warlords? Dracarys, bitch!


Sadly Dorne (Aztec zone) won't feature due to popular demand.

Must be hundreds of other ideas for this.

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54 minutes ago, jamamafegan said:

Wait a minute, Jon’s “vow” is already broken. He was sent to the Wall but he’s disappeared beyond the wall with the Free Folk. As far as I’m concerned he can what the f**k he likes.

And he's not much for keeping vows anyway.  Not when Ygritte and her lovely bottom appeared.

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8 hours ago, itzdrk said:

What if GRRM ends the books differently to the show....

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I have no issues with how the show ended

 

It all depends on whether he manages to finish them in the first place.

If he does, I would guess that while there will be some similarities, it will be quite a bit different from the show.

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Re: Arya and the horse. I reckon they really wanted Nymeria to appear from nowhere and rescue her but they couldn't afford the CGI and it wouldn't have made any sense....

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40 minutes ago, ICTChris said:

Nothing compares to Sam, who has simultaneously broken the Nights Watch oath and the maesters vow by throwing it up Gilly. 

Nicked his dad's sword and some books from the citadel as well.

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Just watched the Fan Denial thing, and it raises some good points;

- Why didn't the Dothraki follow Jon after he killed their Khal?

- Why does Bran need a Master of Whispers/Spies when he can see everything?

 

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He can't 'see everything' FFS - that's not that actual premise of the three-eyed raven. And even if he warged into something in the present, how would you reliably choose what to warg into and where to get the information that you need? 'Let's postpone this small council meeting while I spend five hours flying around the north as a raven' is not an effective way of ruling a kingdom. 

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22 hours ago, Henderson to deliver ..... said:

The books, especially the last 2 are bloated as f**k. You could probably cut the number of pages in half by taking all the descriptions of food and people eating, out of them.

'Grease dribbled down his chin'

Aye ? No shit George.

 

SUNSET FOUND HER SQUATTING IN THE GRASS

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The documentary about filming the final season is a good watch. Amazing the amount of effort that was put in behind the scenes. Pity the writers didn’t push themselves as hard....


What is this called and where can you watch it
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On 27/05/2019 at 21:06, Nimbledance said:

The documentary about filming the final season is a good watch. Amazing the amount of effort that was put in behind the scenes. Pity the writers didn’t push themselves as hard....

Is this the videos that HBO put on YouTube after every episode, just pieced together? 

They were a good watch as it gave you a different perspective to the environment the actors were actually in. There must have been some amount of work put into that KL set, and the people who do the CGI to put all the images together do some job to make it realistic (mostly). Shame it was this stuff that took precedent over the plot line and dialogue. 

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