Senor Bairn Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 1 minute ago, bridge of allan bairn said: There is an awful lot of competition for worst and best falkirk players. Worst for me, as someone mentioned earlier was Taylor Morgan, a striker who just didn't look like a footballer in any shape or form, poor control, poor positioning, weak in the air, and all backed up with a total of 0 goals in 14 appearances. Best is really hard, as it depends on which league we were in, who was playing around them, were they in their twilight of their career. I started going mid eighties and the 3 obvious ones everyone mentions are crunchie, stainrod and latapy. stainrod just shades it for me as he dragged us to the title, played equally as well in the premiership, entertained on and off the pitch and gave the whole team a swagger and belief, plus I was lucky enough to see his goal straight from kick off in Perth which not only due to his nerve, skill, cheek and atrocious weather conditions will stay with me till the day I die. I never enjoyed my football more than I did that season or two. on another note arfield playing for rangers today, didn't remember he also played for falkirk last time rangers won the cup in 2009 Not having that about Taylor Morgan... His dummy run set up Sibbs header in the Cup Semi against hibs! Dylan Mackin is the worst striker I've seen, pretty sure he signed right after Haber. 6'3, must've been about 20 stone. Looked like we'd found him on Sporsters on a Saturday night. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senor Bairn Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 Going down memory lane, remember McKinnon played big Aaron Jarvis on loan from Luton (?) when we had Shayne Lavery on the bench on loan from Everton. 12 games and 0 goals for Jarvis. Lavery came on in the last game of the season against County and was MOTM. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Russ Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 Going down memory lane, remember McKinnon played big Aaron Jarvis on loan from Luton (?) when we had Shayne Lavery on the bench on loan from Everton. 12 games and 0 goals for Jarvis. Lavery came on in the last game of the season against County and was MOTM. Aye Lavery and Todorov sitting on the bench but that c**t kept playing Jarvis who was absolutely brutal. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 Ally Graham We swapped Stevie Kirk for him. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 I’d like to offer up Mince Vennie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 Also Nicky Walker 100% losing record 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge of allan bairn Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 38 minutes ago, Senor Bairn said: Not having that about Taylor Morgan... His dummy run set up Sibbs header in the Cup Semi against hibs! Dylan Mackin is the worst striker I've seen, pretty sure he signed right after Haber. 6'3, must've been about 20 stone. Looked like we'd found him on Sporsters on a Saturday night. Dylan Mackin scored 2 goals in 8 appearances, Taylor Morgan 0 in 14! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Believe The Hype Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 Dennon Lewis is the worst player I have ever seen for Falkirk. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HopeStreetWalker Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 42 minutes ago, Duncan Freemason said: I’d like to offer up Mince Vennie. Now there is a name that sends shivers up my spine ! FFS we spend 20k on him Biggest rip off from Dundee since we swopped Bobby Robinson and Bobby Ford for Mervyn Bryce 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senor Bairn Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 33 minutes ago, bridge of allan bairn said: Dylan Mackin scored 2 goals in 8 appearances, Taylor Morgan 0 in 14! My ones pisher than your one! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just a bairn Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 Rakish Bingham is an underrated contender for worst of all time IMO. Wild that he went onto play for Dundee United. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClathyDave Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 Did we not pay money to sign John Stewart from Aberdeen? I seem to remember we signed him over David Templeton but I could be talking mince. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 2 minutes ago, ClathyDave said: Did we not pay money to sign John Stewart from Aberdeen? I seem to remember we signed him over David Templeton but I could be talking mince. We paid £50k for him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 Just as an act of atonement for smiling at something today, I watched the April Alloa game highlights again. I had completely forgotten about our corner kick routine that involved passing the ball directly from the corner to Cawley. The passing of a few weeks actually makes that nonsense feel even worse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gav-ffc Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 1 hour ago, ClathyDave said: Did we not pay money to sign John Stewart from Aberdeen? I seem to remember we signed him over David Templeton but I could be talking mince. 50 grand and a 3 year deal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stainrod Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 20 hours ago, Amarillo Bairn said: 23 hours ago, RC55 FFC said: 3-4-3 Gordon Marshall Davie Weir, John Hughes, Tommy McQueen Derek McWilliams, Russell Latapy, Will Vaulks, Kevin McAllister Simon Stainrod, Sammy McGivern, Richard Cadette Subs: Parks, Gray, McKenzie, Baptie & Coyle. My team tbh but I'd swap Parks with Marshall Sammy McGivern your having a laugh he was out of his depth when we moved up to the Premier League. Great servant and super effort but was a headless chicken until Simon partnered him and set up a few goals that boosted his form especially that hatrick at Airdrie. IMO Lee Miller , Farid, Taylor Jonny graham were all streets ahead of Sammy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClathyDave Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 2 hours ago, Andy Dufresne said: We paid £50k for him. 55 minutes ago, gav-ffc said: 50 grand and a 3 year deal. Jesus. He was grim 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JulioBairn Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 Dennon Lewis is my worst ever Falkirk player for a number of reasons. 1. Being completely shit. 2. Being completely shit but thinking you are a player. 3. His shambles of a performance against Dunfermline. 4. Being a complete and utter bellend. Honorable mentions to Leo Fasan for costing us at least 1 goal every time he stepped on the pitch. Joe Tortalano for being absolutely abysmal and showing his arse to the choir and Ally Graham for being 1 of the biggest downgrades on a player ever. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grangemouth Bairn Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 3 hours ago, Duncan Freemason said: I’d like to offer up Mince Vennie. I remember being 14 or 15 and being mega excited cos we’d signed a guy that had played in and scored in the Bundesliga - how disappointed was I 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShaggerG Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 4 hours ago, The Laddie Gastineau said: Heh heh heh, that would be Golden Frye, then. Disnae work properly for the joke though! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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