Numbers_One_To_Eleven Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 37 minutes ago, Shadwell Dog said: He had a decent half season at Raith and that was it up till we signed him. Got our gig as the bod had run out of options and panicked. Dundee United he did alright too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey socks Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 17 minutes ago, Shadwell Dog said: Any jokes written this century? It's not the longevity of the joke it's the relevance. man walks into a pub with his dog just as the football results were coming on the TV. Announcer says Falkirk lost 3-0 to which the dog lies on its back with 4 legs in the air. " that's great" says the barman, " what does he do when they win?" " Don't know " says the man " I've only had him 4 months" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Modern Idiot Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 37 minutes ago, jagfox BLM said: Hearing that Richard Branson was considering sponsoring Falkirk. Apparently, he pulled out because he didn't feel it was right to have 'Virgin' written across the shirt of a team that gets fucked every Saturday... Your patter is fucking stinking mate 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey socks Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 I'm going to take that as a compliment, thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XabiaBairn Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 Don't know when I've ever wanted us to lose at allBut now I do after over 50 years 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 20 minutes ago, Modern Idiot said: Your patter is fucking stinking mate Maybe your nose is too near your arse? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadwell Dog Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 31 minutes ago, Monkey socks said: It's not the longevity of the joke it's the relevance. man walks into a pub with his dog just as the football results were coming on the TV. Announcer says Falkirk lost 3-0 to which the dog lies on its back with 4 legs in the air. " that's great" says the barman, " what does he do when they win?" " Don't know " says the man " I've only had him 4 months" I've no problem with folk taking the piss but at least make it fresh and original instead of some recycled shite from years ago. Patter has been very disappointing I've got to say. Expected far better on here. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reggie Perrin Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 59 minutes ago, jagfox BLM said: Hearing that Richard Branson was considering sponsoring Falkirk. Apparently, he pulled out because he didn't feel it was right to have 'Virgin' written across the shirt of a team that gets fucked every Saturday... Need to try harder. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WestfieldBairn Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 Durnan has been excellent btw. He’s won every single header and kept everything simple. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadwell Dog Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 1 minute ago, CC52 FFC said: Durnan has been excellent btw. He’s won every single header and kept everything simple. Frustrating thing is he can do that but other times he's all over the shop. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WestfieldBairn Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 Just now, Shadwell Dog said: Frustrating thing is he can do that but other times he's all over the shop. I completely agree. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt Bilko Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 And relax 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reggie Perrin Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 Thank you and goodnight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
18BAIRN76 Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 Get them all emptied. Holt can f**k off too. Absolute slavering clown of a man who should never have been back. Get them all to f**k. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 Rip up every contract. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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banditjag Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 Might end up being the best result if it instigates change 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Modern Idiot Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 10 minutes ago, jagfox BLM said: Maybe your nose is too near your arse? No your patter is fucking stinking. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brokeville Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 I urge everyone to apply for a refund on their season tickets for the home games not played. Money is the only language the BOD understand. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 I urge everyone to apply for a refund on their season tickets for the home games not played. Money is the only language the BOD understand. I dont have one so cant really say too much one way or the other, except to say I normally wouldnt dream of doing that, but this season would be writing to them asking for it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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