The Falkirk FC Thread

[Harry Kinnear]

I know the Falkirk TV folk are volunteers but it really is time for them to start asking the likes of Holt the uncomfortable questions. Deans should also get his arse in front of the camera and tell us what him and the rest of the jokers are going to do to address this mess. Telling us they are all going to f**k off would be a start.

Edited April 29, 2021 by Harry Kinnear

[Bairnardo]

I know the Falkirk TV folk are volunteers but it really is time for them to start asking the likes of Holt the uncomfortable questions. Deans should also get his arse in front of the camera and tell us what him and the rest of the jokers are going to do to address this mess. Telling us they are all going to f**k off would be a start.

Deans has been well keen on the camera in the past. Can only assume he is willing to stand up and be counted now.... [emoji848]

[East Coast Warrior]

Little consolation to the boys on here, but you's called this weeks ago. Expecting this when you's looked - to an outsider - fairly comfortable. 

Probably not the only one to think you's were just being dramatic but f**k sake. It's been a car crash of a promotion push at the crunch end of a season. 

[MrDust]

5 minutes ago, Trump said:

Morrison was a good player at the start of the season. Before teams caught on and he was marked out the game. We don’t have a decent right back that’s overlapped him to help him on the right, and we’ve been playing one up front, sometimes only one in the box.

He’s been dragged down with the rest of the shite.

Morrison had a purple patch and hid how bad we were, he has pace, an athlete but is horrific with offside and beating a man in the old fashioned way a winger does.....I'm still waiting, he tends go back to his left foot and ping in a poor cross.

His game for us has been about pace breaking against last man, he wasn't beating players with skill and tricks 

[Marshmallo]

[Guest]

22 minutes ago, JinkyBairn said:

Definition of delete club. 
 

Would happily empty the fucking lot of them. From top to bottom.  
 

......and that includes the Boardroom. Where do you have to go to in order to find a Bairn in the Boardroom. Deans? Not a chance. McFarlane? He’s a Hibee. Kazaly? Celtic through and through.

Holt is clearly no better than M&M. Not a surprise given M&M were big pals of his. So who hired this unmitigated bag of shite? Mrs Rawlins was happy to heap the credit onto Gary Deans as the real mastermind when we were 7 points clear, and he was happy to lap it up when he thought the league was done and dusted.

So, Mr Chairman, how does it feel now? Now that you’ve appointed a Sporting Director who is demonstrably no better than the dross you just emptied?
 

I was serious. Get Louis Theroux on the phone. This could be one of the best car crash football documentaries of all time. How many times can a football club consecutively hire duds into football player, football manager, and boardroom jobs before someone with a brain in their head just screams “ e-n-o-u-g-h” and kicks every single one of them out the door. Fools hiring fools so that they can hire fools too.

Edited April 29, 2021 by Duncan Freemason

[Andy Dufresne]

Well done Falkirk FC board of directors for yet again fucking up a season,GTF MSG.

[JinkyBairn]

1 minute ago, Duncan Freemason said:

......and that includes the Boardroom. Where do you have to go to in order to find a Bairnardo in the Boardroom. Deans? Not a chance. McFarlane? He’s a Hibee. Kazaly? Celtic through and through.

Holt is clearly no better than M&M. Not a surprise given M&M were big pals of his. So who hired this unmitigated bag of shite? Mrs Rawlins was happy to heap the credit onto Gary Deans as the real mastermind when we were 7 points clear, and he was happy to lap it up when he thought the league was done and dusted.

So, Mr Chairman, how does it feel now? Now that you’ve appointed a Sporting Director who is demonstrably no better than the dross you just emptied?
 

I was serious. Get Louis Theroux on the phone. This could be one of the best car crash football documentaries of all time. How many times can a football club consecutively hire duds into football player, football manager, and boardroom jobs before someone with a brain in their head just screams “ e-n-o-u-g-h” and kicks every single one of them out the door. Fools hiring fools so that they can hire fools too.

Spot on. 

[Blootoon87]

What's this MSG everyone is on about?

[Mybitchunderprotest]

Genuinely its a shame we have to go through the playoffs and cant start the rout now.

It's still in your own hands to ensure you finish 5th.

[superandy_07]

Just now, Blootoon87 said:

What's this MSG everyone is on about?

Major Shareholders Group

[Bairnardo]

2 minutes ago, Duncan Freemason said:

......and that includes the Boardroom. Where do you have to go to in order to find a Bairnardo in the Boardroom. 

An angry shortarse?

[FFC 1876]

Just now, Blootoon87 said:

What's this MSG everyone is on about?

Major Shareholding Group, a bunch of diddies that have had control over the club for years and made mistake upon mistake.

[ShaggerG]

53 minutes ago, Duncan Freemason said:

......and that includes the Boardroom. Where do you have to go to in order to find a Bairnardo in the Boardroom. Deans? Not a chance. McFarlane? He’s a Hibee. Kazaly? Celtic through and through.

Holt is clearly no better than M&M. Not a surprise given M&M were big pals of his. So who hired this unmitigated bag of shite? Mrs Rawlins was happy to heap the credit onto Gary Deans as the real mastermind when we were 7 points clear, and he was happy to lap it up when he thought the league was done and dusted.

So, Mr Chairman, how does it feel now? Now that you’ve appointed a Sporting Director who is demonstrably no better than the dross you just emptied?
 

I was serious. Get Louis Theroux on the phone. This could be one of the best car crash football documentaries of all time. How many times can a football club consecutively hire duds into football player, football manager, and boardroom jobs before someone with a brain in their head just screams “ e-n-o-u-g-h” and kicks every single one of them out the door. Fools hiring fools so that they can hire fools too.

No he's not, but I suspect you're well aware of that.

[Ranaldo Bairn]

1 hour ago, Ecosse83 said:

Atrocious and the worst bit is I don’t feel that bothered or surprised. 
 

Think I might be done with the club, I feel nothing right now!

That's the scary bit, isn't it?

Actually not that bothered, just a bit peeved at the ribbing I'll take at work tomorrow. 

[18BAIRN76]

If Holt gets the job I won't be back. Never rated him the first time, not sure why some folk did. Comes across as a bit of a fucking wideo in interviews and also completely unqualified for the massive job he's been given.

Edited April 29, 2021 by 18BAIRN76

[Guest]

2 minutes ago, Bairnardo said:

An angry shortarse?

Not sure how it autocorrected to your good self. All I typed was Bairn.

[velo army]

Lads are youse going to be ok next season financially?

Serious question, but spending another season by the sea must be setting the alarm bells. 

[Sergeant Wilson]

1 minute ago, Ranaldo Bairn said:

That's the scary bit, isn't it?

Actually not that bothered, just a bit peeved at the ribbing I'll take at work tomorrow. 

If you'd stuck in at the school you'd have a job you can work from home.

Or maybe it's your family that will humiliate you?

[ShaggerG]

51 minutes ago, Ranaldo Bairn said:

That's the scary bit, isn't it?

Actually not that bothered, just a bit peeved at the ribbing I'll take at work tomorrow. 

I was so disinterested that I decided not to buy the stream. I logged on to the BBC at 7.30 to see what time it started at just in time to see Rudden quoted as the first scorer. Had no idea that it started at 7!