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4 hours ago, HopeStreetPieStall said:

Has he, aye. 

Aye, he has, aye...

4 hours ago, Principal Flutie said:

Branch Ton is absolutely a zoomer.

That might very well be the case, I have no way of knowing... but the point is not whether the bold representative of that other-worldly paradise they call Branchton is or is not a zoomer... the point is whether or not he has been on the money about Snakegate from the very beginning. And I put it to you, fellow Morton fan, that he and many other Morton fans have been, despite the manic denials and deflections from the Fa'kirk lads at every turn in the saga.

To summarise for the hard of thinking:

1. Fined by the SPFL
2. McKinnon exposed as a liar
3. Falkirk BoD exposed as incompetent clowns (OK, confirmed rather than exposed... you always knew they were diddies)
4. Forced in the end to settle out of court on compensation (my favourite aspect of this whole story is some of you guys' mental idea that a contract is not a contract if it doesn't contain a release clause... that is truly the stuff of zoom).

Can we leave it there? Or do we need to wait until your survival is confirmed before sense prevails?

Now bow down to your Imperial Master (whoever the f**k he is...).

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Telt

 

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1 hour ago, The Ghost of B A R P said:


3. Falkirk BoD exposed as incompetent clowns (OK, confirmed rather than exposed... you always knew they were diddies)
 

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Telt

Two of them are incompetent clowns , the rest are frankly not interested.

 

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That might very well be the case, I have no way of knowing... but the point is not whether the bold representative of that other-worldly paradise they call Branchton is or is not a zoomer... the point is whether or not he has been on the money about Snakegate from the very beginning. And I put it to you, fellow Morton fan, that he and many other Morton fans have been, despite the manic denials and deflections from the Fa'kirk lads at every turn in the saga.
To summarise for the hard of thinking:
1. Fined by the SPFL
2. McKinnon exposed as a liar
3. Falkirk BoD exposed as incompetent clowns (OK, confirmed rather than exposed... you always knew they were diddies)
4. Forced in the end to settle out of court on compensation (my favourite aspect of this whole story is some of you guys' mental idea that a contract is not a contract if it doesn't contain a release clause... that is truly the stuff of zoom).
Can we leave it there? Or do we need to wait until your survival is confirmed before sense prevails?
Now bow down to your Imperial Master (whoever the f**k he is...).
Spoiler

Telt

 




Here’s my summary;

1- The Ray saga is the biggest thing to ever happen to Morton.

2- Falkirk make a donation to Morton. Keeping them full time for another year.

3- Tidser

4- get it up yi.

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10 hours ago, The Ghost of B A R P said:

Aye, he has, aye...

That might very well be the case, I have no way of knowing... but the point is not whether the bold representative of that other-worldly paradise they call Branchton is or is not a zoomer... the point is whether or not he has been on the money about Snakegate from the very beginning. And I put it to you, fellow Morton fan, that he and many other Morton fans have been, despite the manic denials and deflections from the Fa'kirk lads at every turn in the saga.

To summarise for the hard of thinking:

1. Fined by the SPFL
2. McKinnon exposed as a liar
3. Falkirk BoD exposed as incompetent clowns (OK, confirmed rather than exposed... you always knew they were diddies)
4. Forced in the end to settle out of court on compensation (my favourite aspect of this whole story is some of you guys' mental idea that a contract is not a contract if it doesn't contain a release clause... that is truly the stuff of zoom).

Can we leave it there? Or do we need to wait until your survival is confirmed before sense prevails?

Now bow down to your Imperial Master (whoever the f**k he is...).

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Telt

 

^^Mate, the underhand nature of our acquisition makes it all the more pleasing. We simply took a quick look at your little backwater set-up & decided who would be of use to us. That's the nature of the big fish/little fish relationship and that's why, a mere few months down the line, we have a better striker, coach, football team and prospects than you. 

Not really feeling telt at the moment, tbh.

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22 minutes ago, Grangemouth Bairn said:

The McKinnon saga is the biggest thing to happen to Morton for years. 

Morton are a nothing club.

I don't in ten two dispute that, but they once had a decent player 40 years ago

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11 minutes ago, NewBornBairn said:

I don't in ten two dispute that, but they once had a decent player 40 years ago

They've got a decent one just now, that's why we decided to take him!

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1 minute ago, Ecosse83 said:

They've got a decent one just now, that's why we decided to take him!

He's not really though is he? He's a journeyman who's found his level (which happens to be many levels above Ruben fucking Sammut)

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