Bairney The Dinosaur Posted December 9, 2018 Share Posted December 9, 2018 St Johnstone fans warned us about this. Paton starting to be put on a bit of a pedestal by fans, yes he has been much better the last month and I’ll admit I love it when a player wildly celebrates. For all the effort in world though his footballing brain is 10x slower than every other player on the pitch. Should be nothing more than a benchwarmer come January. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted December 9, 2018 Share Posted December 9, 2018 St Johnstone fans warned us about this. Paton starting to be put on a bit of a pedestal by fans, yes he has been much better the last month and I’ll admit I love it when a player wildly celebrates. For all the effort in world though his footballing brain is 10x slower than every other player on the pitch. Should be nothing more than a benchwarmer come January. I think the fans are simply reacting to a significant improvement in his form. Given he spoke about health issues etc I think its fair enough. I mean, I fucking hounded him on here and at games as I felt he was at the level of total disgrace to the shirt but have to give credit where its due. Yesterday, he was by some distance our best midfielder (admittedly not competing with much)The current version of Paul Paton is certainly good enough to contribute at a decent level in this league. Its a big assumption that he continues to perform at this level though. I think he is a decent shout to keep now based on his experience etc, but like you say as more of a squad player. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmallo Posted December 9, 2018 Share Posted December 9, 2018 14 minutes ago, Bairney The Dinosaur said: St Johnstone fans warned us about this. Paton starting to be put on a bit of a pedestal by fans, yes he has been much better the last month and I’ll admit I love it when a player wildly celebrates. For all the effort in world though his footballing brain is 10x slower than every other player on the pitch. Should be nothing more than a benchwarmer come January. I liked his post-match interview in fairness. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairn Necessities Posted December 9, 2018 Share Posted December 9, 2018 The Killie fans warned us about Fasan. Even from a brief run out. He's conservatively cost us single handedly 6 points this season. Said it weeks ago and haven't changed my mind. Worst ever Falkirk goalkeeper. Historically bad. 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senor Bairn Posted December 9, 2018 Share Posted December 9, 2018 Fasans easily the worst in my time watching us. Nobody comes close. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted December 9, 2018 Share Posted December 9, 2018 Fasans easily the worst in my time watching us. Nobody comes close. Yeah me too. The word "calamitous" gets used for any old keeper blunder which really removes the impact when you use it to describe what Fasan does, which is to incite absolute panic in defenders, conduse every situation he becomes involved in and ultimately when it becomes time for him to do his own job, fail miserably to the extent that goals can be blamed squarely on his failure to do even the most basic of goalkeeping functions. Calamitious is out. He is a blundercunt 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 9, 2018 Share Posted December 9, 2018 Fasans easily the worst in my time watching us. Nobody comes close. Scott Higgins does. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted December 9, 2018 Share Posted December 9, 2018 1 hour ago, Senor Bairn said: Fasans easily the worst in my time watching us. Nobody comes close. Miles Hogarth? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted December 9, 2018 Share Posted December 9, 2018 Miles Hogarth?Fasan is worse. Keep naming keepers. The answer will always be, Fasan is worse. Eta you can keep naming keepers, or you can switch to STI's in a game of "would you rather", and the answer will always be Fasan is worse 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted December 9, 2018 Share Posted December 9, 2018 3 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Fasan is worse. Keep naming keepers. The answer will always be, Fasan is worse. Eta you can keep naming keepers, or you can switch to STI's in a game of "would you rather", and the answer will always be Fasan is worse You can have Cammy Bell in January m9. No charge x 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted December 9, 2018 Share Posted December 9, 2018 You can have Cammy Bell in January m9. No charge xLike our team in general, people still arent getting this Fasan thing. Id drag my cock over 100 feet of b*****d files for a keeper 50% as good as Bell, since they woupd be 50% better than Fasan 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
falkirkthebigclub Posted December 9, 2018 Share Posted December 9, 2018 Hogarth was a keeper who had issues with attitude, concentration & professionalism. Fasan doesn't know how to do goalkeeper stuff. Like a plumber who's never seen a pipe. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drs Posted December 9, 2018 Share Posted December 9, 2018 19 minutes ago, jagfox99 said: Miles Hogarth? Until Fasan gets chased round the carpark at Camelon Juniors by the baseball bat wielding husband of his lady "friend" then he isn't fit to be mentioned in the same breath as Myles. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shodwall cat Posted December 9, 2018 Share Posted December 9, 2018 Myles was excellent one season and then piss poor the next. Weve had a lot worse than him though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shodwall cat Posted December 9, 2018 Share Posted December 9, 2018 12 hours ago, Ranaldo Bairn said: I say this with compete confidence, because I'd have dropped McDonald after his semi final masterclass and MMcG would have won us the final. Logic, see. Mcgovern cost us in the 4 3 hibs semi defeat palming harris's shot into the top corner. He wasnt infallible either. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rizzo Posted December 9, 2018 Share Posted December 9, 2018 God almighty all this talk of Myles Hogarth has made that 5-1 defeat at Firhill flash before my eyes, cheers for that boys. Oh God almighty there was an attempted clearance against an Ayr United forward at Brockville that has come to mind as well. That's my day ruined. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 9, 2018 Share Posted December 9, 2018 Mcgovern cost us in the 4 3 hibs semi defeat palming harris's shot into the top corner. He wasnt infallible either.Wasn’t clever at the 3rd either. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hughsie Posted December 9, 2018 Share Posted December 9, 2018 5 minutes ago, Rizzo said: God almighty all this talk of Myles Hogarth has made that 5-1 defeat at Firhill flash before my eyes, cheers for that boys. Oh God almighty there was an attempted clearance against an Ayr United forward at Brockville that has come to mind as well. That's my day ruined. I blame Camille Oponga’s pass back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairney The Dinosaur Posted December 9, 2018 Share Posted December 9, 2018 I liked his post-match interview in fairness. Haven’t listened to it yet but I doubt it will change my opinion. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AL-FFC Posted December 9, 2018 Share Posted December 9, 2018 2 hours ago, Bairnardo said: Fasan is worse. Keep naming keepers. The answer will always be, Fasan is worse. Eta you can keep naming keepers, or you can switch to STI's in a game of "would you rather", and the answer will always be Fasan is worse Although i accept Fasan is woeful the one with Hogarth that sticks out i think it was a first game of the season against Thistle he ran out to clear the ball missed it and the ball went in the back of the net but on levels of useless keepers we have has Fasan, Higgins, Flinders but i have to agree Fasan has to be the most inept as much as the results show the defence is poor i wonder how many points we would be up with a decent keeper and a defence without Dallison. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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