The Real Saints Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 I know someone who, at the age of 18, is afraid of mannequins. Christ only knows why. Supposedly the ones with no 'face' are ok, but as soon as they have eyes etc and begin to look that little bit more realistic, she goes off her nut and has to leave the place. Yeah, girls are strange. One of my female friends is afraid of ketchup. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forehead7 Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 Yeah, girls are strange. One of my female friends is afraid of ketchup. On the flip side, my sister loves it. Eats it with pretty much anything including just toast/rolls 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donnyarb Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 My friend is scared of buttons. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HEED Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 Superb bump, first time i've read through these and some priceless statements. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayrunitedfw Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 My friend is scared of buttons. My Cousin is scared of Banana's. Seriously 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 On the flip side, my sister loves it. Eats it with pretty much anything including just toast/rolls My sister in law has it with her Sunday roast and macaroni cheese. I'm telling you, there's some weird, fucked up people around. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 (edited) I remember a while ago I was talking to a friend (bare in mind I've been good friends with her for well over a year). The conversation went a bit like this: Girl: Are you coming to ours for a drink on Saturday? Me: Yeah, I'll be in Edinburgh on Saturday but I'm coming back Girl: Cool, what you doing in Edinburgh? Me: Nothing too exciting, just going to the Hibs game Girl: Cool, so I guess you're good at football Me: What? Girl: To play for Hibs, I guess you're quite good at football Me: I don't play for Hibs Girl: Oh, I thought you did for some reason Me: Edit to add: My own mother thought Cork was directly west of France. She's Irish herself. Edited May 27, 2011 by Guest 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 Yeah, girls are strange. One of my female friends is afraid of ketchup. I may have a slight irrational phobia of said substance too... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordon EF Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 Girl: Are you coming to ours for a drink on Saturday? Me: Yeah, I'll be in Edinburgh on Saturday but I'm coming back Girl: Cool, what you doing in Edinburgh? Me: Nothing too exciting, just going to the Hibs game Girl: Cool, so I guess you're good at football Me: What? Girl: To play for Hibs, I guess you're quite good at football Me: I don't play for Hibs Girl: Oh, I thought you did for some reason Me: It's unbelievable the number of girls who've actually thought I've been going away to play for East Fife at weekends. Fair enough most of them have probably never heard of East Fife and could well be some pub league team for all they know. (Obvious joke in there somewhere) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Hahn Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 My father was once giving me and my sister a quiz to keep us entertained on a long car journey when I was around 15. He asked her to name the capital of somewhere, I think it was Spain or Portugal, and she said Denmark. The worst thing is, she had just done a fairly large European project at school with her country of choice being.....Denmark. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 My sister in law has it with her Sunday roast and macaroni cheese. I'm telling you, there's some weird, fucked up people around. I am one of those fucked up people I always have tomato sauce with Sunday roast, especially if it's chicken. Also have it on macaroni cheese. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 It's unbelievable the number of girls who've actually thought I've been going away to play for East Fife at weekends. Fair enough most of them have probably never heard of East Fife and could well be some pub league team for all they know. (Obvious joke in there somewhere) A girl once asked me how often I go to watch Hib. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 I am one of those fucked up people I always have tomato sauce with Sunday roast, especially if it's chicken. Also have it on macaroni cheese. Ew! You weirdo! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 (edited) I bought a couple of these in ASDA yesterday and the chechout girl asked, " Do you eat those with custard ? " Edited due to stumpy fingered typing. Edited May 27, 2011 by Zen Archer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jam Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 "Is someone who has only given blowjobs still a virgin?" My ex only an hour ago. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek Patterson Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 Convinced my burd (who is German) that birds of prey were banned from the skies above North Lanarkshire. Made up some pish about there being a radar beacon that detects when they come into the airspace and then sends out a signal which forces them to leave the area. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nessies long lost ghost Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 My dad told me when he was young that he was in a house with friends and they were supposed to not answer the door as they wanted to make it look like no one was in the house. Someone comes to the door and knocks and my dads friend shouts "There's no one in". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 My dad told me when he was young that he was in a house with friends and they were supposed to not answer the door as they wanted to make it look like no one was in the house. Someone comes to the door and knocks and my dads friend shouts "There's no one in". I remember my dad telling a similar story about when he was young and my nan was avoiding the rent man. He answered the door saying "My mum says she's not in". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caleyjaggi Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 Ex burd after hearing on news headlines about more trouble in Gaza- " oh what's he been up to now" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nessies long lost ghost Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 I remember my dad telling a similar story about when he was young and my nan was avoiding the rent man. He answered the door saying "My mum says she's not in". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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