Stellaboz Posted January 31, 2021 Share Posted January 31, 2021 Me "aw f**k we nearly scored" whilst watching Pars v Hearts yesterdayHer "you're playing chess again? '' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Priti priti priti Patel Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 She's lying on a mattress in the front room on a Monday afternoon while I am working: Me: "What are you up to?" Her: "Watching a movie." "What's it about?" "A clairvoyant helps to solve a nuclear bomb mystery for the police." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 On 31/01/2021 at 13:21, Connor1874 said: Don't know if this really applies here, but found out yesterday that my mother-in-law has a notebook with the names of TV shows and movies that are on Netflix that she wants to watch in time... My aunt has a notebook with her favourite links. And we're not just talking www.website.com, we're talking www.website.com/pagename/lfdijdfoligjfdoigjfdglf.jpg 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 1 hour ago, Margaret Thatcher said: She's lying on a mattress in the front room on a Monday afternoon while I am working: Me: "What are you up to?" Her: "Watching a movie." "What's it about?" "A clairvoyant helps to solve a nuclear bomb mystery for the police." Why do you have a mattress in your front room? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 22 minutes ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: Why do you have a mattress in your front room? It might explain his huge disposable income on the investment thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Priti priti priti Patel Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 30 minutes ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: Why do you have a mattress in your front room? We bought an inflatable mattress so we could lie down while watching films without having to go to the bedroom, which is guaranteed to put my girlfriend to sleep. The inflatable mattress is a lot harder than our normal mattress, and the girlfriend is an adorable weirdo, so she's insisted we keep it inflated so she can lie there during the day and rest her back which the normal one apparently puts out every night. 7 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: It might explain his huge disposable income on the investment thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 OK, who's really wondering what's inflatable? 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 1 hour ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: www.website.com/pagename/lfdijdfoligjfdoigjfdglf.jpg Disgusting content for a family forum IMO. Worse than the Power Five. Watch him delete the file now. Shocking behaviour from a mod. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarcastic Bairn Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 2 hours ago, Zen Archer Esq. said: OK, who's really wondering what's inflatable? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 She's lying on a mattress in the front room on a Monday afternoon while I am working: Me: "What are you up to?" Her: "Watching a movie." "What's it about?" "A clairvoyant helps to solve a nuclear bomb mystery for the police."Toxoplasmosis you say? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 3 hours ago, Margaret Thatcher said: We bought an inflatable mattress so we could lie down while watching films without having to go to the bedroom That is fucking ludicrous. So you just lie on the floor on a mattress in the middle of your living room? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 (edited) Outstanding from Thatcher*. Someone coming in with something as mental as this out the blue is the lifeblood of P&B. Absolutely batshit. *Dildo, dead arse, et cetera Edited February 1, 2021 by Bairnardo 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 I'm currently lying on my own living room mattress, further cementing Margaret Thatcher as OFTW. Sorry, you evil old witch. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Priti priti priti Patel Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 (edited) 1 hour ago, Honest_Man#1 said: That is fucking ludicrous. So you just lie on the floor on a mattress in the middle of your living room? Aye, pretty much. Except I've pushed it up against the wall so she can have a cozy side. Edited February 2, 2021 by Margaret Thatcher 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 8 hours ago, Margaret Thatcher said: Aye, pretty much. Except I've pushed it up against the wall so she can have a cozy side. Do you not have a couch you can lie on? I can’t be the only one who thinks this is mental behaviour. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 Fucking hell. Great start to the week, mind you. Thanks Maggie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 An inflatable matress in the front room to watch films Is your telly on the ceiling? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 Toxoplasmosis you say?I had a tumor removed from my neck in 2001 which was biopsied as toxoplasmosis.Have some fucking decency min! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 I had a tumor removed from my neck in 2001 which was biopsied as toxoplasmosis.Have some fucking decency min!A lesson learned I suppose - don't let a cat pish and shite around the house. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 On 01/02/2021 at 17:55, Margaret Thatcher said: She's lying on a mattress in the front room on a Monday afternoon while I am working: Have you thought about erecting a couple of clothes airers next to it then throwing some blankets over it and giving her a torch? Make it a truly immersive “camping in the living room” experience. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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