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On 11/09/2020 at 15:03, Shandön Par said:

Wee update. They are meant to be popping in on Sunday morning. Should maybe set up a live stream for P&B.

Everyone still alive Shandon?

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14 minutes ago, 101 said:

Everyone still alive Shandon?

Turns out it’s this Sunday. If I just neck a load of tranquillisers it might pass off without incident. 

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A couple of days ago  -

Me - "Come and see the rainbow" (for some context, it was one of the most vivid I've seen)

Her- "Where is it?"

Me - "FFS. In the sky"

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My mate messaged me earlier. His missus was asking how to get Netflix on their TV. This is their remote control.....IMG-20200918-WA0000.jpg

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4 minutes ago, peasy23 said:

My mate messaged me earlier. His missus was asking how to get Netflix on their TV. This is their remote control.....IMG-20200918-WA0000.jpg

Maybe she was trying not to touch it.

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My mate messaged me earlier. His missus was asking how to get Netflix on their TV. This is their remote control.....IMG-20200918-WA0000.thumb.jpg.9d299c427bc4e37a766ae97433119eaa.jpg

In her defence, how was she to know how to get Netflix when the remote was clearly hidden under a dusty couch for 3 years.

 

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10 minutes ago, peasy23 said:

My mate messaged me earlier. His missus was asking how to get Netflix on their TV. This is their remote control.....IMG-20200918-WA0000.jpg

I'm surprised that the help button isn't worn out.

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The wife was in getting her nails done, and heard another client telling a story about a guy she'd met on Tinder.

It boiled down to her sending him a scuddy, falling out with him, at which point she asked him to send her the picture back as she didn't want him to have it anymore 😂

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26 minutes ago, peasy23 said:

My mate messaged me earlier. His missus was asking how to get Netflix on their TV. This is their remote control.....IMG-20200918-WA0000.jpg

Does the "FOOTBALL" button just select a match at random?

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My other half has been talking a lot about becoming a vegetarian but is really bad at not eating meat. 

She has come up with a solution though. Farmers should just stop raising animals, particularly lambs, for meat. 

I asked how they would make money. She's suggested wool and sheep's milk. Obviously the milk was discounted when i explained the lambs would still need killed. I explained that it was very unlikely that the price of wool would cover the costs for most farmers. 

No problem she says, they can grow corn instead. She accepted that low productivity of growing this on high altitude pastures and mountainsides might make such a venture uneconomical. 

So what was the ultimate solution? 

 

 

 

They should grow grapes

 

 

 

 

 

IN FRANCE

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On 17/09/2020 at 12:15, Shandön Par said:

Sorry. No fireworks this week:

 

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That's my week ruined

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18 minutes ago, 101 said:

That's my week ruined

Your week and Shandon sister in laws lady parts have something in common then. 

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5 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said:

Your week and Shandon sister in laws lady parts have something in common then. 

Certainly more likely than if she had stayed over...

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On 19/07/2020 at 02:26, BigFatTabbyDave said:

(they had five kids, which he freely admitted they'd made so as to never have to work)

Bit late replying to this, but if you're lazy I'd take the 9-5 any day.

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12 minutes ago, welshbairn said:

Bit late replying to this, but if you're lazy I'd take the 9-5 any day.

I think it's the Only Fools & Horses thing - spending huge amounts of time and effort just to avoid doing what The System wants you to do.

Plus, he didn't have much to do with his kids anyway, from what I saw.

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On 17/09/2020 at 12:15, Shandön Par said:

Sorry. No fireworks this week:

 

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Shame not to see your sister

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15 hours ago, peasy23 said:

My mate messaged me earlier. His missus was asking how to get Netflix on their TV. This is their remote control.....IMG-20200918-WA0000.jpg

Imagine messaging  for that. The HELP button is right there.

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38 minutes ago, Rugster said:

Shame not to see your sister

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A younger version of Mrs Par. What’s not to like!

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