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Drop yer breeks, tell them you’re going up to bed and you’ll see them both up there when they’re ready.

You won’t have trouble with either of them bothering you around the house again.

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Drop yer breeks, tell them you’re going up to bed and you’ll see them both up there when they’re ready.
You won’t have trouble with either of them bothering you around the house again.

Maybe not in front of the kids though?
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16 minutes ago, Raidernation said:


Maybe not in front of the kids though?

Then they wouldn’t have any more problems with him bothering them around the house.

The little Bairn in the big hoose.

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56 minutes ago, Bairnardo said:

Yeah. They like to crack on about how they are BFFs and shit tho. You would think she could say right that's me going to get my dinner now. Me and the kids have ate

You’re at fault for being a spineless gimp and not telling her to gtf.

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2 minutes ago, Shandon Par said:

You’re at fault for being a spineless gimp and not telling her to gtf.

Didnt you read the bit where me and my kids sat and ate wur dinner?

 

ETA I see wot ur game is

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4 hours ago, Bairnardo said:

Unsure who is more annoying between Mrs Bs pal who routinely visits, and sits through the kids and hence our dinnertime, or Mrs B who wont just say, that's our dinner ready, let's do this again sometime. Instead choosing to let her dinner go cold then whine later.

Probably waiting to be asked if she's hungry.

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It’s a decent curry place. My all time favourite was one on the Isle of Dogs, called The Lancer. They fed me pints whilst waiting on the takeaway. Could sink three pints and they wouldn’t take a penny. Unsurprisingly it’s shut down now. 

Ah The Lancer. Great food.
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On 29/05/2020 at 11:15, Bairnardo said:

Anyones female ever come away with deep emotional bollocks despite being fully aware that's its absolutely not your thing at all?

 

The other night whilst trying to enjoy mojitos and an open fire, I got "what do you think my three best qualities are?"

 

f**k the f**k off.

 

 

The ability to be quiet......baking....shoes?

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On 29/05/2020 at 11:15, Bairnardo said:

Anyones female ever come away with deep emotional bollocks despite being fully aware that's its absolutely not your thing at all?

 

The other night whilst trying to enjoy mojitos and an open fire, I got "what do you think my three best qualities are?"

 

f**k the f**k off.

 

 

That's a three day argument right there.  

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