KnightswoodBear 8,346 Report post Posted August 20 38 minutes ago, Dee Man said: she said she just used a 6mm one as, "What difference does 1mm make?" She's just repeating what you tell her in the bedroom 6 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dee Man 15,418 Report post Posted August 20 11 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: She's just repeating what you tell her in the bedroom 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NJ2 3,248 Report post Posted August 20 The little shit disappeared the other day for >24hrs (very unusual) and I was nearly digging the hole and preparing the shoe box for him. Sauntered in at tea time the day after. What were you going to put in the shoe box given that the cat had disappeared...? 5 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Melanius Mullarkey 15,120 Report post Posted August 20 2 minutes ago, NJ2 said: What were you going to put in the shoe box given that the cat had disappeared...? The wife. 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
welshbairn 11,788 Report post Posted August 20 10 minutes ago, NJ2 said: What were you going to put in the shoe box given that the cat had disappeared...? Herr Schrodinger. 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NJ2 3,248 Report post Posted August 20 The wife.Well now she’s no got the cat to feed probably no use putting up with her 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Melanius Mullarkey 15,120 Report post Posted August 20 13 minutes ago, NJ2 said: Well now she’s no got the cat to feed probably no use putting up with her Save me a fortune in cooker gas as well. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Skelpit Lug 384 Report post Posted August 20 1 hour ago, welshbairn said: Herr Schrodinger. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pittsburgh phil 626 Report post Posted August 23 My other half came out with this the other day.'Eagles have been dive bombing people in Leith recently''Seagulls surely?''Nope, definitely sea eagles, they took a chihuahua from Leith Walk''She's a consultant. Pray you never end up needing her care. 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dee Man 15,418 Report post Posted August 23 21 minutes ago, pittsburgh phil said: My other half came out with this the other day. 'Eagles have been dive bombing people in Leith recently' 'Seagulls surely?' 'Nope, definitely sea eagles, they took a chihuahua from Leith Walk'' She's a consultant. Pray you never end up needing her care. I just had a quick Google for this story (not the sea eagles part obvz) and came across a story of seagulls flying away with a Chihuahua in Devon last month and one of it's paws recently being found in a car park. This is my favourite part of the article: She said: "Last night I was walking back to my boyfriend's house up through The Triangle car park when I saw some angry seagulls fighting over something and acting suspiciously". How the f**k does a seagull act suspiciously? https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/9779452/puppy-paw-found-missing-gizmo-chihuahua/ 4 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteRoseKillie 3,605 Report post Posted August 23 7 hours ago, Dee Man said: I just had a quick Google for this story (not the sea eagles part obvz) and came across a story of seagulls flying away with a Chihuahua in Devon last month and one of it's paws recently being found in a car park. This is my favourite part of the article: She said: "Last night I was walking back to my boyfriend's house up through The Triangle car park when I saw some angry seagulls fighting over something and acting suspiciously". How the f**k does a seagull act suspiciously? https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/9779452/puppy-paw-found-missing-gizmo-chihuahua/ I just watched Chris Ramsey (from Hebburn, a few years ago) in a stand-up show on Amazon. Section on seagulls was on point and fucking hilarious. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Kincardine 4,889 Report post Posted August 26 I'm off to Sheffield in the morning to see my eldest and her blokey. The train arrives about 12.15 so I messaged her: Me: Let me know where to meet you. Let's say 12.30. Her: I’ll meet you at the train station! Is that where your train is getting in? 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BigFatTabbyDave 3,488 Report post Posted August 26 On 23/08/2019 at 02:28, Dee Man said: How the f**k does a seagull act suspiciously? 8 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darren 913 Report post Posted September 3 Don't Leave Me This Way was on the radio in the car and I piped up: "I can never remember if this is Bronski Beat or The Communards." She replied: "The Communards? Is that not the group Lionel Richie was in?" 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deej 1,577 Report post Posted September 3 2 minutes ago, Darren said: Don't Leave Me This Way was on the radio in the car and I piped up: "I can never remember if this is Bronski Beat or The Communards." She replied: "The Communards? Is that not the group Lionel Richie was in?" Don't be silly. It's the Russians. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CountyFan 993 Report post Posted September 4 Packing for going on holiday tomorrow and obviously her case is over weight. I'm going through it chucking shite she wont need, including a huge jar of decaff coffee and her 6th pair of shoes (we are only away for a fucking week). I'm now being threatened with "there better be decaf coffee in France, or else!" Secretly hoping there isn't just for the lols. 5 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peasy23 2,517 Report post Posted September 4 Packing for going on holiday tomorrow and obviously her case is over weight. I'm going through it chucking shite she wont need, including a huge jar of decaff coffee and her 6th pair of shoes (we are only away for a fucking week). I'm now being threatened with "there better be decaf coffee in France, or else!" Secretly hoping there isn't just for the lols.I can understand her wanting to take the coffee, my missus takes tea bags with us when we go anywhere. But why the feck does she need the whole jar? Can she not just put enough for 1 or 2 mugs a day into a Ziploc bag or a smaller container? 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Honest_Man#1 2,415 Report post Posted September 4 19 minutes ago, peasy23 said: 1 hour ago, CountyFan said: Packing for going on holiday tomorrow and obviously her case is over weight. I'm going through it chucking shite she wont need, including a huge jar of decaff coffee and her 6th pair of shoes (we are only away for a fucking week). I'm now being threatened with "there better be decaf coffee in France, or else!" Secretly hoping there isn't just for the lols. I can understand her wanting to take the coffee, my missus takes tea bags with us when we go anywhere. But why the feck does she need the whole jar? Can she not just put enough for 1 or 2 mugs a day into a Ziploc bag or a smaller container? I find that sort of behaviour fucking mental. As if there won’t be decaf coffee or teabags in France. 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CountyFan 993 Report post Posted September 4 42 minutes ago, Honest_Man#1 said: I find that sort of behaviour fucking mental. As if there won’t be decaf coffee or teabags in France. That's exactly what I said. I then proceeded to be fully packed within ten minutes and she's arguing that it is not possible to be done that quickly so is now actively looking through my case to see what I've forgotten. Shes totally lovely and rational the other 364 days a year, I promise. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deej 1,577 Report post Posted September 5 9 hours ago, CountyFan said: That's exactly what I said. I then proceeded to be fully packed within ten minutes and she's arguing that it is not possible to be done that quickly so is now actively looking through my case to see what I've forgotten. Shes totally lovely and rational the other 364 days a year, I promise. Mine is similar. Starts packing days before we go and moans at me saying i'm so unorganised etc. Its packing clothes ffs. Boxers, socks, tshirts/shirts, trousers/shorts. Shoes depending on what you'll be doing, done. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
