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So what's wrong with that?
Under 5s are 4 and under. It's the same thing

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25 minutes ago, weirdcal said:
3 hours ago, Jacksgranda said:
So what's wrong with that?

Under 5s are 4 and under. It's the same thing

4 yrs 11 months are under 5. But they're not under 4.

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4 yrs 11 months are under 5. But they're not under 4.

No, but they’d count in the “4 and under” category. 4 years and 11 months is still 4 years.

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6 hours ago, LoonsYouthTeam said:

Me: "Is it under 5s that are free on the bus?"
Mrs LYT: "No, it's 4 and under."

A wee bit of chat on this but no one saying the obvious:  One of the worst 'out of the mouths' posts ever.

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A wee bit of chat on this but no one saying the obvious:  One of the worst 'out of the mouths' posts ever.

LYT is quite a lucky gent if that’s the worst his better half has come away with imho

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19 minutes ago, NJ2 said:


LYT is quite a lucky gent if that’s the worst his better half has come away with imho

My sympathy is entirely with his Mrs...

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My sympathy is entirely with his Mrs...

Stands for most of the other halves of posters on here though

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21 hours ago, The_Kincardine said:

My sympathy is entirely with his Mrs...

Even before you read his post.

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I said to her yesterday "horses for courses" a blank stare followed and then "what does that mean".

Mid 30s and never heard of that🙄

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On ‎03‎/‎08‎/‎2019 at 16:50, Jacksgranda said:

4 yrs 11 months are under 5. But they're not under 4.

canny believe this has been walked past, really, C'mon P&B.

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Was cutting up some cucumber the other day for a salad. As is my way, I had removed the skin. Enter Mrs B:

"Have you washed that?"

"Na I peeled it"

"Aye but have you washed it? I dont want to be eating pesticides!"

"Aye, i've peeled it though, so the skin is gone, would you wash an orange or a banana after you peel it?"

"Youv always got an answer eh"

Well, in cases like this where I am very obviously right and you a re being a bam.... Yes I have.

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9 minutes ago, Bairnardo said:

As is my way, I had removed the skin. Enter Mrs B:

"Have you washed that?"
 

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Reading between the lines. It's sound like she has been jamming it up her shitter will you have been out marching against Monosodium Glutamate, you food Nazi.  She was just trying to help.

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Mrs "I loved that Primal Scream concert but I don't think they played that song I like. You know the one that goes 'I'm free, to do what I want, any old time'".

Me: "I think you're thinking of that Soup Dragons cover of the Rolling Stones track "I'm Free". 

Mrs: "Yes, that's it. They didn't play it". 

Me: "That's because it's not a Primal Scream track".

Her: "Yes, but they didn't play it".

Fucking hell. 

 

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1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

Peeling a fucking cucumber?

Monster.

Makes sense. You could give a lady a nasty infection if you don't peel it. Apparently. 

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2 hours ago, Shandon Par said:

Mrs "I loved that Primal Scream concert but I don't think they played that song I like. You know the one that goes 'I'm free, to do what I want, any old time'".

Me: "I think you're thinking of that Soup Dragons cover of the Rolling Stones track "I'm Free". 

Mrs: "Yes, that's it. They didn't play it". 

Me: "That's because it's not a Primal Scream track".

Her: "Yes, but they didn't play it".

Fucking hell. 

 

See this is why I don't go to see the proclaimers. They don't play all the Stereophonics tracks I like

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3 hours ago, Shandon Par said:

Mrs "I loved that Primal Scream concert but I don't think they played that song I like. You know the one that goes 'I'm free, to do what I want, any old time'".

Me: "I think you're thinking of that Soup Dragons cover of the Rolling Stones track "I'm Free". 

Mrs: "Yes, that's it. They didn't play it". 

Me: "That's because it's not a Primal Scream track".

Her: "Yes, but they didn't play it".

Fucking hell. 

 

Reading between the lines, you need to give her more free time....

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