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Me “Did you have a wee catnap after work?”

Her “A what?”

Me “Er, a wee catnap?”

Her “Is that not the stuff that gets cats really high and they get addicted to it?”

I mean...where do you even...

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She’d be good at that. “Why are you complaining, it’s still hot and sunny  isn’t it? Yes? Well fucking shut up then”. 

See those chancers that stick in complaints about their holiday when nothing’s really wrong, that should be the auto-response.
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20 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

Two from last night as she’s looking at Google maps.

”Is Dunoon an Island?”

”Is the Isle Of  Bute an island?”

Isle of Whithorn. Isle of Dogs. And you usually get a boat to Dunoon. So: intelligent curiosity by Lady Mullarkey, I say.

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16 minutes ago, Bold Rover said:

Isle of Whithorn. Isle of Dogs. And you usually get a boat to Dunoon. So: intelligent curiosity by Lady Mullarkey, I say.

She has sat in the car next to me whilst we have driven from Glasgow to Dunoon on many occasions without using the ferry.

Plus she went to Rothesay a couple of years ago (no euph).

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1 minute ago, Bairnardo said:
2 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:
She has sat in the car next to me whilst we have driven from Glasgow to Dunoon on many occasions without using the ferry.
 

So is Skye not an island then?

Yes it is, as is evidenced by the big bridge you have to drive across to get to it.

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21 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

Two from last night as she’s looking at Google maps.

^^^^^^

4 minutes ago, Bairnardo said:
9 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:
Yes it is, as is evidenced by the big bridge you have to drive across to get to it.

Goalposts shifting about a bit here.... Im with Melania Mullarkey. You are a bully.

 

 

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