Bully Wee Villa Posted December 29, 2018 Share Posted December 29, 2018 6 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: They all enjoy the works of Dostoyevsky. ^^ The Idiot found. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted December 29, 2018 Share Posted December 29, 2018 Just now, welshbairn said: They've all been molested by David Attenborough. In fairness, they knew the deal when they signed up for a programme called "Blue Planet". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 30, 2018 Share Posted December 30, 2018 21 hours ago, Bully Wee Villa said: What's the actual answer? Their offspring are all called pups. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted December 30, 2018 Share Posted December 30, 2018 Their offspring are all called pups.Were they Poundland crackers? I know the jokes are usually bad but that takes it to a new level 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oooooft Posted December 30, 2018 Share Posted December 30, 2018 On 29/12/2018 at 10:01, Deontay WildPar said: Question in a Christmas cracker... Q: What do lemurs, mice and sharks have in common? A (missus): “They all begin with the letter M”. Le Mur, Mice and Maneating sharks? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 30, 2018 Share Posted December 30, 2018 2 hours ago, 19QOS19 said: Were they Poundland crackers? I know the jokes are usually bad but that takes it to a new level Home Bargains’ David Bellamy range. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted December 30, 2018 Share Posted December 30, 2018 On 12/29/2018 at 11:52, Bully Wee Villa said: What's the actual answer? They all begin with the letter M apart from Lemurs and Sharks. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post fuzzydunlop Posted January 9, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted January 9, 2019 couple just sprung to mind..from the same car journey back from Manchester. Luckily not my partner but a bunch of us driving back from a gig. One of the lassies comes out with.. Her: "have you noticed the amount of Albanians driving in Scotland?" Me - Er no Her - Yeah all those Alba stickers on cars. Me -Are you serious? Her - Yes why? then a bit further up the M74. Theres a sign with something like 'Glasgow 96 miles, Edinburgh 93 miles' her: That can't be right. Glasgow and Edinburgh aren't 3 miles apart. 25 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rizzo Posted January 9, 2019 Share Posted January 9, 2019 Playing a game of cards against humanity on New Years eve and Richard Dawkin's name came up. My partner and his brother had heard the name but couldn't connect it to the guy so while I was waiting on their answers my MIL pipes up... "He wrote a book did he not? I think it was called "God is bollocks". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted January 10, 2019 Share Posted January 10, 2019 15 hours ago, fuzzydunlop said: a bit further up the M74. Theres a sign with something like 'Glasgow 96 miles, Edinburgh 93 miles' her: That can't be right. Glasgow and Edinburgh aren't 3 miles apart. That sign is on the M6 m8 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted January 10, 2019 Share Posted January 10, 2019 That sign is on the M6 m8You just f*ckin’ had to go and spoil it, didn’t you.......??[emoji3][emoji3] 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted January 10, 2019 Share Posted January 10, 2019 was eating a bag of millions sweets earlier when i said to her 'did you know that half a bag of these counts as 2 of your 5 a day'her - 'i knew that'me - 'where did you learn that?'her 'i read it somewhere'when facts you made up meets out of the mouth of babes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted January 10, 2019 Share Posted January 10, 2019 “I just realised that senga is agnes backwards”. -a 32 year old consultant neuroradiologist. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 On 10/01/2019 at 21:35, mathematics said: “I just realised that senga is agnes backwards”. -a 32 year old consultant neuroradiologist. Must be the youngest consultant in the NHS then........... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 2 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Must be the youngest consultant in the NHS then........... Doubtful. She arsed about in surgery before moving into radiology and took a year out during her degree. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyclizine Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 52 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Must be the youngest consultant in the NHS then........... If you graduate when you're 23 you could be a Consultant in some specialties (including Radiology) by age 30. If you started medical school at 17, it used to be possible to do it by 28. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 Driving the wife to work in the morning and it was a bit misty/morning dew. She came out with "Check out all the Mog" Whats that? Thinks she maybe meant Smog or Fog No it's the word for dry ice. (in Thai) It was 26 degrees at the time of conversation, even my boy sitting in the back (6yo) was in giggles. She did not speak to me for the rest of the day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted January 16, 2019 Share Posted January 16, 2019 Nice mass though 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 19, 2019 Share Posted January 19, 2019 Me “I might book us a wee trip to Italy in April. There’s good deals on flights to Milan”. Wife (puzzled) “But that’s in Spain?!”. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted January 20, 2019 Share Posted January 20, 2019 Me “I might book us a wee trip to Italy in April. There’s good deals on flights to Milan”. Wife (puzzled) “But that’s in Spain?!”.Is your wife PR for Ryanair? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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