Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted October 14, 2018 Share Posted October 14, 2018 On 02/10/2018 at 07:02, Hillonearth said: Me: "See Geoffrey from Rainbow died?" Her: "Was he the bear?" Similarly... Me: "See Geoffrey from Rainbow's dead." Her: "What one was he?" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted October 14, 2018 Share Posted October 14, 2018 The girl at work said "was he the one in the suit"? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted October 15, 2018 Share Posted October 15, 2018 My wife is unable to include attachments when forwarding on an email. I literally don't know how she manages this every time. It's easier to include them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Priti priti priti Patel Posted October 15, 2018 Share Posted October 15, 2018 5 hours ago, nsr said: My wife is unable to include attachments when forwarding on an email. I literally don't know how she manages this every time. It's easier to include them. I am going to guess she hits reply then changes the subject line from "Re:" to "Fwd:" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted October 15, 2018 Share Posted October 15, 2018 3 hours ago, Margaret Thatcher said: I am going to guess she hits reply then changes the subject line from "Re:" to "Fwd:" That's all I could think of. No idea why. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 17, 2018 Share Posted October 17, 2018 "Who was the first musician?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Marly Posted October 17, 2018 Share Posted October 17, 2018 "Who was the first musician?"Adam. Years later he was joined by the Ants. 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 17, 2018 Share Posted October 17, 2018 6 hours ago, The Marly said: 10 hours ago, Shandon Par said: "Who was the first musician?" Adam. Years later he was joined by the Ants. I think you'll find it was All About Eve. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted October 17, 2018 Share Posted October 17, 2018 The Big Bang was some gig, you can still hear it on the radio even now. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Marly Posted October 18, 2018 Share Posted October 18, 2018 I think you'll find it was All About Eve.Turns out we were both wrong. It was Genesis. Would you Adam and Eve it? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted October 22, 2018 Share Posted October 22, 2018 Bin day in our scheme today, bins out. Coming back from walking the dog in the park with the wife she says “oh, isn’t that funny? We’re 200yds from our house (no.43) but this bin is no.42. How strange is that?”Explaining to her that we were in a completely different street with it’s own numbering system took longer than it should. She manages your pensions. Just think on that. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted October 22, 2018 Share Posted October 22, 2018 6 minutes ago, alta-pete said: Bin day in our scheme today, bins out. Coming back from walking the dog in the park with the wife she says “oh, isn’t that funny? We’re 200yds from our house (no.43) but this bin is no.42. How strange is that?” Explaining to her that we were in a completely different street with it’s own numbering system took longer than it should. She manages your pensions. Just think on that. I think I would have just agreed with her for the sake of my sanity 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 3, 2018 Share Posted November 3, 2018 Me: “Did you see that Daryl Hannah had married Neil Young?” Mrs: “What? Neil from the Young Ones?” 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted November 4, 2018 Share Posted November 4, 2018 An 80s ToTP was on last night. Duran Duran were on.... Her : Are they Danish or DutchMe : EnglishHer : Are you sure they not the European lot with that videoMe : You mean A-ha Her : YesMe: No this is Duran Duran, they English, and anyway A-ha were Norwegian Her: OK....good job anyway I can never remember between the Danish and Dutch which comes from Denmark and which from Holland I gave up then 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted November 4, 2018 Share Posted November 4, 2018 You should have started listing "Deutsch" bands too. That might have broken her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted November 4, 2018 Share Posted November 4, 2018 You should have started listing "Deutsch" bands too. That might have broken her. I broke 1st....... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted November 6, 2018 Share Posted November 6, 2018 A lassie at work on Friday asked if blueberries are vegan. This prompted a talk about veganism and I heard another lassie ask "So what is 'being vegan'? Does it mean you just eat things that grow?". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShaggysBeard Posted November 7, 2018 Share Posted November 7, 2018 Watching Bates Motel on Netflix, the modern prequel to Psycho. A film that my wife had no prior knowledge. We have two young sons. She said the most fucked up thing that I've heard her say.... "When they grow up, I hope the boys are as protective of me as Norman is of his mum". 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted November 7, 2018 Share Posted November 7, 2018 Watching Bates Motel on Netflix, the modern prequel to Psycho. A film that my wife had no prior knowledge. We have two young sons. She said the most fucked up thing that I've heard her say.... "When they grow up, I hope the boys are as protective of me as Norman is of his mum".Run. Run for the hills man 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted November 7, 2018 Share Posted November 7, 2018 Run. Run for the hills man Unless his Mrs is as fit as Vera Farmiga 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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