RH33 Posted March 5, 2019 Share Posted March 5, 2019 (edited) On 28/01/2019 at 08:56, Bully Wee Villa said: I still remember the giddy excitement when I found out that Lewis and Harris was one island, not two. They are? holy f**k they are! My dads a geography teacher and I got an A in higher geography. My geography teacher was from Lewis. Edited March 5, 2019 by Rowan 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB1994 Posted March 5, 2019 Share Posted March 5, 2019 Born and raised in Inverness, married to you, and you took her to Dundee as a "treat". Has she not suffered enough?She wasn’t best pleased when I told her I was ditching her to go to the football on the Sunday afternoon either.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted March 6, 2019 Share Posted March 6, 2019 Not sure if this says more about me or her.. Her - sees my cracked phone screen. “They won’t let you on the plane with that. You could take out the broken glass and stab someone with it”.I get stabby with phones. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted March 6, 2019 Share Posted March 6, 2019 15 hours ago, PB1994 said: She wasn’t best pleased when I told her I was ditching her to go to the football on the Sunday afternoon either.... At least one of you enjoyed the weekend... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 8, 2019 Share Posted March 8, 2019 BBC Scotland is on. It’s half time in the football. They’re talking about football. They’re showing football. There is football. “Is this real football?”. She asks. I raise a quizzical eyebrow. ”Or is it a computer game?”. I think the mention of Dunfermline winning four games in a row made her think it was FIFA or Champ. Manager. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deanburn Dave Posted March 8, 2019 Share Posted March 8, 2019 Lassie at work said "did you know that only girl cows have udders". 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 10 hours ago, Deanburn Dave said: Lassie at work said "did you know that only girl cows have udders". Aye, but the best cream comes out the big angry b*****ds with horns. Always seem so happy to be milked as well. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted March 17, 2019 Share Posted March 17, 2019 I was looking at a map of Africa for some reason and the missus looks over at my laptop. "Is that a place called nigger!?!?!?!?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 17, 2019 Share Posted March 17, 2019 Yesterday she asked me if I wanted to go to the La Vinci exhibition. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 17, 2019 Share Posted March 17, 2019 23 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Yesterday she asked me if I wanted to go to the La Vinci exhibition. Duh.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBo10 Posted March 17, 2019 Share Posted March 17, 2019 I was looking at a map of Africa for some reason and the missus looks over at my laptop. "Is that a place called nigger!?!?!?!?" There was a bomb or natural disaster in Niger several years back and the details were going across the ticker tape at the bottom of the telly screen. My sister in law come in, sees this and utters “Are they allowed to use that word on telly?” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted March 17, 2019 Share Posted March 17, 2019 Lassie at work said "did you know that only girl cows have udders". She's technically accurate tbf... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 (edited) Out and about with my daughter earlier. Left phone in car when I was in petrol station. A text must have come through from missus and my daughter decided to reply.. Edited March 24, 2019 by Shandon Par 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 Out and about with my daughter earlier. Left phone in car when I was in petrol station. A text must have come through from missus and my daughter decided to reply..Unless your wife is a 14 year old girl, why the f**k is she sending you shit like that in the first place? 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 Unless your wife is a 14 year old girl, why the f**k is she sending you shit like that in the first place?My one can be gushy and sentimental too, but even worse, cant comprehend that sort of thing makes me cringe all the way down to my toenails Eta, or Mrs Par could be trying to playfully let him know that shes wanting pumped. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 14 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Eta, or Mrs Par could be trying to playfully let him know that shes wanting pumped. Good job she didn't say that. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 38 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Out and about with my daughter earlier. Left phone in car when I was in petrol station. A text must have come through from missus and my daughter decided to reply.. For that kind of mush 'f**k you' should have been your original response. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 26 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Good job she didn't say that. Think the bigger concern here is that she sent it to the wrong number. Altho I dont have a mobile signal where I am, maybe il get it later. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 1 hour ago, MONKMAN said: Unless your wife is a 14 year old girl, why the f**k is she sending you shit like that in the first place? Think it was meant for me tbh. Anyway, spent most of the drive from dundee to Musselburgh this morning trying to explain why the sun and the moon were in the sky at the same time. ”but the moon only comes out at night doesn’t it? What about countries where it doesn’t come out at night? Must be pitch black for them”. Seriously considered careering off the Queensferry Crossing. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 27 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Think it was meant for me tbh. Anyway, spent most of the drive from dundee to Musselburgh this morning trying to explain why the sun and the moon were in the sky at the same time. ”but the moon only comes out at night doesn’t it? What about countries where it doesn’t come out at night? Must be pitch black for them”. Seriously considered careering off the Queensferry Crossing. Do it on the way back. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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