DAFC. Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 Me “Did you have a wee catnap after work?”Her “A what?”Me “Er, a wee catnap?”Her “Is that not the stuff that gets cats really high and they get addicted to it?”I mean...where do you even... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 On 20/01/2019 at 03:59, NJ2 said: Is your wife PR for Ryanair? She’d be good at that. “Why are you complaining, it’s still hot and sunny isn’t it? Yes? Well fucking shut up then”. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 She’d be good at that. “Why are you complaining, it’s still hot and sunny isn’t it? Yes? Well fucking shut up then”. See those chancers that stick in complaints about their holiday when nothing’s really wrong, that should be the auto-response. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 Not sure if this says more about me or her.. Her - sees my cracked phone screen. “They won’t let you on the plane with that. You could take out the broken glass and stab someone with it”. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 Are you married to a 6 year old trapped in an older body?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 Me - Can I have a white coffee please? Lassie in the shop - Would you like milk and sugar? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 27, 2019 Share Posted January 27, 2019 Two from last night as she’s looking at Google maps. ”Is Dunoon an Island?” ”Is the Isle Of Bute an island?” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted January 27, 2019 Share Posted January 27, 2019 Well, the Islands of Carnmoon aren't islands, so it's not that stupid a question. https://www.townlands.ie/antrim/dunluce-lower/billy/islands-of-carnmoon/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highlandcowden Posted January 27, 2019 Share Posted January 27, 2019 4 hours ago, Jacksgranda said: Well, the Islands of Carnmoon aren't islands, so it's not that stupid a question. https://www.townlands.ie/antrim/dunluce-lower/billy/islands-of-carnmoon/ or the black isle 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted January 28, 2019 Share Posted January 28, 2019 20 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Two from last night as she’s looking at Google maps. ”Is Dunoon an Island?” ”Is the Isle Of Bute an island?” Isle of Whithorn. Isle of Dogs. And you usually get a boat to Dunoon. So: intelligent curiosity by Lady Mullarkey, I say. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted January 28, 2019 Share Posted January 28, 2019 I still remember the giddy excitement when I found out that Lewis and Harris was one island, not two. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 28, 2019 Share Posted January 28, 2019 (edited) 16 minutes ago, Bold Rover said: Isle of Whithorn. Isle of Dogs. And you usually get a boat to Dunoon. So: intelligent curiosity by Lady Mullarkey, I say. She has sat in the car next to me whilst we have driven from Glasgow to Dunoon on many occasions without using the ferry. Plus she went to Rothesay a couple of years ago (no euph). Edited January 28, 2019 by Melanius Mullarkey 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted January 28, 2019 Share Posted January 28, 2019 She has sat in the car next to me whilst we have driven from Glasgow to Dunoon on many occasions without using the ferry. So is Skye not an island then? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 28, 2019 Share Posted January 28, 2019 1 minute ago, Bairnardo said: 2 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: She has sat in the car next to me whilst we have driven from Glasgow to Dunoon on many occasions without using the ferry. So is Skye not an island then? Yes it is, as is evidenced by the big bridge you have to drive across to get to it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted January 28, 2019 Share Posted January 28, 2019 Yes it is, as is evidenced by the big bridge you have to drive across to get to it.Goalposts shifting about a bit here.... Im with Melania Mullarkey. You are a bully. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 28, 2019 Share Posted January 28, 2019 7 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Yes it is, as is evidenced by the big bridge you have to drive across to get to it. You probably bored her shitless talking about the concrete in it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 28, 2019 Share Posted January 28, 2019 21 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Two from last night as she’s looking at Google maps. ^^^^^^ 4 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 9 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Yes it is, as is evidenced by the big bridge you have to drive across to get to it. Goalposts shifting about a bit here.... Im with Melania Mullarkey. You are a bully. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted January 28, 2019 Share Posted January 28, 2019 Yes it is, as is evidenced by the big bridge you have to drive across to get to it.Weird, been over those big bridges to Edinburgh many a time, never realised it was island! 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted January 28, 2019 Share Posted January 28, 2019 31 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 31 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: She has sat in the car next to me whilst we have driven from Glasgow to Dunoon on many occasions without using the ferry. So is Skye not an island then? No, it's a fucking dive. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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