Jam Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 I went down to London for a weekend with a girl a few years back and she said "What time do I change my phone to? I forgot the time diference.." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David W Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 I convinced my gf that a park in Berlin was full of roaming lions and bears, so we'd have to be extra careful. I also used three totally made up words in a row during a game of Scrabble - Aspy, for a whisp of smoke; Mowat, for a country bumpkin village; Gii, for Pi squared. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 I convinced my gf that a park in Berlin was full of roaming lions and bears, so we'd have to be extra careful. I also used three totally made up words in a row during a game of Scrabble - Aspy, for a whisp of smoke; Mowat, for a country bumpkin village; Gii, for Pi squared. It isn't called the Tiergarten for nothing! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broken Algorithms Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 We had went to the swimming one night and upon leaving he looked through the window at the pool and remarked how still the water looked. I had fun telling him the "water" was so still because it was actually a blue cover that had been dragged over the water. When I was a kid, my family and I went on holiday to visit some relatives in Canada. For some reason I can't fathom, I thought the pool was empty, when in reality there was a blue pool cover over the top. Admittedly, I was only 5 or 6 at the time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big River Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 I knew a girl in school who thought Brazil was a part of France . How she can even come to this conclusion is anyones guess. My ex once asked me if international teams would ever play domestic clubs as part of the league season. Jesus wept. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwififer Posted September 9, 2010 Author Share Posted September 9, 2010 A few years ago I was watching the final of the English League Cup when it was sponsored by Worthingtons. Richard Keys said: "Joining us now: Frank Worthington. Welcome Frank." Ayrgirl pipes up: "Oooooh, that's who they named that cup after...." enjoy the sofa! -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinkinFighter Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 My mum didnt know which direction you would go to get from Scotland to England 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Growl3th Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 (edited) My mum didnt know which direction you would go to get from Scotland to England Surely everyone knows you just go down the way? Edited September 9, 2010 by Growl3th 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 enjoy the sofa! She wouldn't dare! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 Surely everyoneknows you just go down the way? His mum's an expert on going down, as well. -3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 My sister once asked where about in Africa Asia was. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David W Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 Women and geography is a whole different topic. On the way to Dumfries, "Have we passed Perth yet?". "Brechin is just south of Edinburgh, isn't it?" Here's a test. Take a woman to Ikea, walk through a couple of sections, then ask them what direction the car park is. -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
placidcasual Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 Her - 'So is it kiwi fruit or lime that's in that?' Me - 'It's called key lime pie...' Her - 'Yeah, I know that but.....eh, oh right ok' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quentin Taranbino Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 Watching the football on ESPN a few weeks ago - Her: "Oooh Manchester are play Livingston" Me: "Eh...'Liv' is Liverpool" Her: "Well thats silly - what happens if Livingston go up to the same league as Liverpool?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamdunk Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 Me: work out the average Her: what's that? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 "Look over there, that is a massive white pigeon!" "That's a seagull." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoapMactavish Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 A girl I work with thought that the falklands were islands off the coast of Scotland. When I explained to her that no, they are in fact off the coast of Argentina, she asked "isnt that in France ?" She has a Degree 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 A girl I work with thought that the falklands were islands off the coast of Scotland. When I explained to her that no, they are in fact off the coast of Argentina, she asked "isnt that in France ?" She has a Degree Clearly not in Geography! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoapMactavish Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 Clearly not in Geography! No, Radiography, at least she know what she is doing with that 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 No, Radiography, at least she know what she is doing with that Christ, does she know her arse from her elbow?! -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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