Connor1874 Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 New girl spent her first night at mine the other day. Highlight being me having to tell her who Stevie Wonder is. She asked me what he looked like, so I replied 'He's black, has dreadlocks and wears sunglasses'. 'Aww do you no mean Snoop Dogg?'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sugar_Army Posted August 5, 2021 Share Posted August 5, 2021 (edited) 22 hours ago, Connor1874 said: New girl spent her first night at mine the other day. Highlight being me having to tell her who Stevie Wonder is. She asked me what he looked like, so I replied 'He's black, has dreadlocks and wears sunglasses'. 'Aww do you no mean Snoop Dogg?'. She will keep you entertained. Edited August 5, 2021 by Sugar_Army 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted August 5, 2021 Share Posted August 5, 2021 22 hours ago, Connor1874 said: New girl spent her first night at mine the other day. Highlight being me having to tell her who Stevie Wonder is. She asked me what he looked like, so I replied 'He's black, has dreadlocks and wears sunglasses'. 'Aww do you no mean Snoop Dogg?'. Writing's on the wall for this relationship imo. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig fae the Vale Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 Belter from Mrs The Hunter the other day. "How late will you be home if you're going to Wick?" Wishaw. I was going to Wishaw. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 1 hour ago, Craig the Hunter said: Belter from Mrs The Hunter the other day. "How late will you be home if you're going to Wick?" Wishaw. I was going to Wishaw. ...or so you thought. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sugar_Army Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 Missed opportunity to go on the lash for a couple of days. Lost in Wick Weekend. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 Missed opportunity to go on tinder for a couple of days. Lost in Wick Weekend.FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted August 7, 2021 Share Posted August 7, 2021 Tinder in Wick?Braver man than I! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arabdownunder Posted August 7, 2021 Share Posted August 7, 2021 Watching the United-Sevco game, the commentator mentioned our keeper. "Is his first name Ryan?" she asks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Connor1874 Posted August 7, 2021 Share Posted August 7, 2021 On 05/08/2021 at 21:30, Sugar_Army said: She will keep you entertained. Oh she is indeed. On 05/08/2021 at 21:37, Miguel Sanchez said: Writing's on the wall for this relationship imo. Wedding bells I think. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 “Those must cost so much to run. It’s not even that windy today and they have them switched on”. Mrs Par pointing at a wind farm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 15 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: “Those must cost so much to run. It’s not even that windy today and they have them switched on”. Mrs Par pointing at a wind farm. Mine asked if they were solar powered! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted August 11, 2021 Share Posted August 11, 2021 On 08/08/2021 at 12:02, Shandon Par said: “Those must cost so much to run. It’s not even that windy today and they have them switched on”. Mrs Par pointing at a wind farm. Tell her we are using them to blow the Earth closer to Mars so it's not so far for the astronauts to get there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deej Posted August 12, 2021 Share Posted August 12, 2021 18 hours ago, HenryHill said: Tell her we are using them to blow the Earth closer to Mars so it's not so far for the astronauts to get there. I thought it was an attempt to combat this global warming nonsense? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 12, 2021 Share Posted August 12, 2021 18 hours ago, HenryHill said: Tell her we are using them to blow the Earth closer to Mars so it's not so far for the astronauts to get there. Last I heard they were getting switched off because they were fanning all the forest fires. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted August 12, 2021 Share Posted August 12, 2021 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Last I heard they were getting switched off because they were fanning all the forest fires. Actually, tell her that we used up all the natural wind years ago and so we have to generate it with the turbines. This is why it is windy when they are turning and why, when they have made a lot and it is too windy, they switch them off for a bit. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 21, 2021 Share Posted August 21, 2021 Par Jr thought man flu was a real thing, like the COVID. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted August 21, 2021 Share Posted August 21, 2021 It fucking is. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted August 21, 2021 Share Posted August 21, 2021 Hmmm, why is "fucking" okay but "b*****d" gets asterisked? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 21, 2021 Share Posted August 21, 2021 Just now, Bully Wee Villa said: It fucking is. She thought so anyway. Think one of her teachers was off school once because of it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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