Shandon Par Posted April 9, 2021 Share Posted April 9, 2021 Glazier round earlier replacing a couple of fogged up panes of glass. He smashed out the old ones then went for a break. Mrs Par comes in, looks at the glass-free window and says “oh that’s much better”. 16 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sugna Posted April 9, 2021 Share Posted April 9, 2021 1 hour ago, Abby Normal said: Glazier round earlier replacing a couple of fogged up panes of glass. He smashed out the old ones then went for a break. Mrs Par comes in, looks at the glass-free window and says “oh that’s much better”. To paraphrase the great JC, it's certainly uncontaminated by glass. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 9, 2021 Share Posted April 9, 2021 16 minutes ago, sugna said: To paraphrase the great JC, it's certainly uncontaminated by glass. Wur double glazing wuz poor 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted May 2, 2021 Share Posted May 2, 2021 We were looking for something to binge watch on Friday night, and I mentioned Viewpoint, that had been on all week on ITV, but said we would need to be quick watching it on catch-up because of the Noel Clarke scandal.Half way through she turns to me and said “I haven’t seen any inappropriate sexual stuff in this, do you think it will be in the last episode?”. Took me a minute to realise she thought that the issue with Noel Clarke was to do with what was happening in the show, and not what he is alleged to have done in his personal life.Watched the news and weather a few weeks ago, and asked me where Glasgow was on the weather map. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted May 2, 2021 Share Posted May 2, 2021 We were looking for something to binge watch on Friday night, and I mentioned Viewpoint, that had been on all week on ITV, but said we would need to be quick watching it on catch-up because of the Noel Clarke scandal.Half way through she turns to me and said “I haven’t seen any inappropriate sexual stuff in this, do you think it will be in the last episode?”. Took me a minute to realise she thought that the issue with Noel Clarke was to do with what was happening in the show, and not what he is alleged to have done in his personal life.Watched the news and weather a few weeks ago, and asked me where Glasgow was on the weather map.Jesus f**k. Well worth two seperate posts there mucker. Pearlers both. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted May 25, 2021 Share Posted May 25, 2021 Just got an excited call through to look at all the baby pigeons in the garden. I don't think "fucking moron" was too strong. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 25, 2021 Share Posted May 25, 2021 2 hours ago, coprolite said: Just got an excited call through to look at all the baby pigeons in the garden. I don't think "fucking moron" was too strong. I had similar. She mentioned blackbirds in the garden, I looked out and it was a crow the size of an alsation. To be fair they are gathering as I've been feeding them to help recruit my crow and magpie army. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted May 25, 2021 Share Posted May 25, 2021 Getting on the Stornoway ferry on Saturday and heard a woman ask her partner why both ends of the boat weren't pointy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted May 26, 2021 Share Posted May 26, 2021 Last Sunday a taxi stopped beside us and the driver said he'd take us and put the meter on (they often don't here). We didn't need a taxi so we sent him on his way. The wife said he would driver faster to get a higher fare using the meter! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 26, 2021 Share Posted May 26, 2021 (edited) Not the missus but the bairn (who should know fucking better at this stage). Switched on BBC Alba last night and caught a bit of An La (mainly for the blond presenter and the weather wifies) for her to say "why are you watching German TV?" Edited May 26, 2021 by Melanius Mullarkey 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 4, 2021 Share Posted June 4, 2021 Mrs Par, or Karen, as my daughter calls her, answered a call yesterday that turned out to be someone trying to get her to switch energy suppliers. In a bit of role reversal, he eventually hung up on her in the huff. If more of these firms call her then the problem of nuisance calls will eventually die out. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 4, 2021 Share Posted June 4, 2021 1 hour ago, Peter Grant said: Mrs Par, or Karen, as my daughter calls her, Similar situation up here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 5, 2021 Share Posted June 5, 2021 Watching something on tv. Two French folk talking to each other in English.. ”why have the subtitles stopped working?” 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted June 6, 2021 Share Posted June 6, 2021 16 hours ago, Peter Grant said: Watching something on tv. Two French folk talking to each other in English.. ”why have the subtitles stopped working?” I said the same thing yesterday watching Danny Dyer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted June 6, 2021 Share Posted June 6, 2021 Family day out today and my 14 year old was checking her phone when saw about the latest member of the royal family. She's always occasionally missed pronounced the odd word and when reading out the kids name she said "Mountain bat Windsor" instead of Mountbatten Windsor. It's been a while since they changed it from Battenburg and a new change is long overdue. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 13, 2021 Share Posted June 13, 2021 “Is that a bear in that field?” We were in #perthshire. It wasn’t a bear. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted June 13, 2021 Share Posted June 13, 2021 31 minutes ago, Peter Grant said: “Is that a bear in that field?” We were in #perthshire. It wasn’t a bear. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 13, 2021 Share Posted June 13, 2021 Another wonderful sunny day here with mucho lounging out the back. And darts. One mini cloud appears and the missus runs away inside as “that’ll be it for the day”. The sun was behind the cloud for about 30 seconds. She returns about half an hour later stating “amazing, the sun’s back out”. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 13, 2021 Share Posted June 13, 2021 42 minutes ago, Peter Grant said: “Is that a bear in that field?” We were in #perthshire. It wasn’t a bear. Bigfoot imo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted June 13, 2021 Share Posted June 13, 2021 3 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Bigfoot imo. Boredom out for a ramble, with fur coat on. IMO. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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