KnightswoodBear Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 2 minutes ago, Shandön Par said: “camping in the living room” experience. Can I have a mince round? Aye, but hurry the f**k up, we shut in 5 minutes. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 13 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: Can I have a mince round? Aye, but hurry the f**k up, we shut in 5 minutes. We’ve all seen what you get up to with a camping mat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 1 hour ago, KnightswoodBear said: Can I have a mince round? Aye, but hurry the f**k up, we shut in 5 minutes. Do you have frog's legs? Yes. Well hop over there and get me a tin of spam. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Connor1874 Posted February 4, 2021 Share Posted February 4, 2021 Anyone see the thing about the fella in America who was the first in history to have a face and hand transplant? My girlfriend just read it, then asked me why anyone would want to donate their face and hands. FFS. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 12, 2021 Share Posted February 12, 2021 “Oh wow, look at how deep that snow is! Oh no, it’s just a hill”. (She mistook The Pentland Hills for “deep snow”) 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted February 19, 2021 Share Posted February 19, 2021 Discussing a book: Me: 'Is he American?' Mrs Hill 'No, I don't think so, he lives in America but I think it says his Grandfather was a Jew.' Me: '..........................' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 19, 2021 Share Posted February 19, 2021 4 hours ago, HenryHill said: Discussing a book: Me: 'Is he American?' Mrs Hill 'No, I don't think so, he lives in America but I think it says his Grandfather was a Jew.' Me: '..........................' You’re a very enlightened Cowden fan, letting your wife read. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted February 19, 2021 Share Posted February 19, 2021 21 minutes ago, Shandön Par said: You’re a very enlightened Cowden fan, letting your wife read. She isn't from Fife. One of us needs to be a reader of words in this day and age so it made sense... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted February 19, 2021 Share Posted February 19, 2021 On 01/02/2021 at 22:52, Honest_Man#1 said: That is fucking ludicrous. So you just lie on the floor on a mattress in the middle of your living room? First time seeing the original post. This is just nuts 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 19, 2021 Share Posted February 19, 2021 25 minutes ago, HenryHill said: She isn't from Fife. One of us needs to be a reader of words in this day and age so it made sense... Ah. You don’t let the Fife wife have books though do you? Just the fancy foreign one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted February 19, 2021 Share Posted February 19, 2021 16 minutes ago, Shandön Par said: Ah. You don’t let the Fife wife have books though do you? Just the fancy foreign one. That's right. Wouldn't do my sister any good anyhow. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted February 19, 2021 Share Posted February 19, 2021 2 hours ago, Shandön Par said: You’re a very enlightened Cowden fan, letting your wife read. No good will come of it, let me tell you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 19, 2021 Share Posted February 19, 2021 1 hour ago, HenryHill said: That's right. Wouldn't do my sister any good anyhow. You taught your sister well. She makes a good wife. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted February 20, 2021 Share Posted February 20, 2021 She’s watching one of her programmes on catch up. Some legal based drama set in Dublin. ‘Oh, they’ve got funny number plates on their cars!” ”Yes, Ireland is a foreign country?” ””Since when?!?!” 50 years old and manages your private pensions. You have been warned. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 20, 2021 Share Posted February 20, 2021 She was telling the grand kids today that someone was on Mars sending videos. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted February 20, 2021 Share Posted February 20, 2021 50 years old and manages your private pensions. You have been warned. That's par for the course. Source - me, 15 years in industry and have yet the meet a pensions manager or ifa office admin whose iq is higher than the temperature of the room they are sat in 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Connor1874 Posted February 20, 2021 Share Posted February 20, 2021 More chronic Facebook patter from her again the other day. She showed me a post that said Brian Conley was joining Eastenders and said 'ooh, you might like this'. I asked 'why?' to which she stared blankly for a few seconds and said, 'oh, wait, that's Billy Connolly eh?'. There was even a photo of Brian Conley too FFS. Wrong on so many levels. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted March 11, 2021 Share Posted March 11, 2021 "no, that's my email address for the other computer, i can't remember the one for this one" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted March 11, 2021 Share Posted March 11, 2021 (edited) 19 minutes ago, coprolite said: "no, that's my email address for the other computer, i can't remember the one for this one" The Light of my Life has a video conference call once a week. This is new ground for her but (I thought) she was coping well enough. Until she told me it was frustrating because sometimes the link her counterpart distributes "is for Chrome" but other times "it's on Safari". I've asked her if this varies depending on which device she's using when she clicks on the link but no evidence of pennies dropping yet. She also appears to think that 'Google' is synonymous with 'The Internet' but maybe she's not so far wrong there. Edited March 11, 2021 by Shotgun 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 20, 2021 Share Posted March 20, 2021 Her: I see Tenerife's Covid number is up to 18,000. Me: Oh ,deaths, cases, tests, 18,000 what? Her: 18,000. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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