hk blues Posted January 25, 2021 Share Posted January 25, 2021 8 hours ago, welshbairn said: Hope they clean the clippers between customers. Me too...it's also a dog grooming parlour! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted January 25, 2021 Share Posted January 25, 2021 I usually get “is this real football or are you playing FIFA?” or “are they better than Dunfermline?”I MUST have posted these before but back in the day, when you could go to football, the wife used to hit me with gems like..."How was it?""Beat 3-2""Well at least they scored 2 goals that's no bad" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted January 25, 2021 Share Posted January 25, 2021 22 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: I MUST have posted these before but back in the day, when you could go to football, the wife used to hit me with gems like... "How was it?" "Beat 3-2" "Well at least they scored 2 goals that's no bad" In the very early days of the WRK Marriage, the whole enterprise nearly faltered on the rock of her coming out with "it's only a game" when leighton could only parry that late Brazilian shot and Muller (I think) ensured our sorry record continued. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillieCon Posted January 25, 2021 Share Posted January 25, 2021 I MUST have posted these before but back in the day, when you could go to football, the wife used to hit me with gems like..."How was it?""Beat 3-2""Well at least they scored 2 goals that's no bad""I'm sure they tried their best" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parsforlife Posted January 25, 2021 Share Posted January 25, 2021 1 hour ago, KillieCon said: 1 hour ago, Bairnardo said: I MUST have posted these before but back in the day, when you could go to football, the wife used to hit me with gems like... "How was it?" "Beat 3-2" "Well at least they scored 2 goals that's no bad" "I'm sure they tried their best" ‘Ah, well, better luck next week’. And that’s before we get into the difference between a good draw and a bad draw. Just blown the title by drawing against bottom of the league, just drawn against top of the league to keep you safe from relegation = exact same reaction. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted January 25, 2021 Share Posted January 25, 2021 In the very early days of the WRK Marriage, the whole enterprise nearly faltered on the rock of her coming out with "it's only a game" when leighton could only parry that late Brazilian shot and Muller (I think) ensured our sorry record continued.Tom boyd og was it not. Chested it into the net?Memories are hazy as a 14 year old at the time I was stupidly optimistic it was a one off disappointment for the tournament 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted January 25, 2021 Share Posted January 25, 2021 9 minutes ago, weirdcal said: Tom boyd og was it not. Chested it into the net? Memories are hazy as a 14 year old at the time I was stupidly optimistic it was a one off disappointment for the tournament june '90 he's on about 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 25, 2021 Share Posted January 25, 2021 13 minutes ago, Busta Nut said: june '90 he's on about Yip, I was at it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 25, 2021 Share Posted January 25, 2021 4 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Yip, I was at it. That's unlike you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 25, 2021 Share Posted January 25, 2021 Watching pointless there and one of the final round questions was to name a station on the London marathon map. Canada Water was a pointless answer to which she says “how do they run to Canada? Do they need to get a flight or run on a boat or something?” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted January 25, 2021 Share Posted January 25, 2021 june '90 he's on aboutAh. Parry and conceded a goal 8 years apart...Bollocking hell at least we are consistently inconsistent 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted January 25, 2021 Share Posted January 25, 2021 Tom boyd og was it not. Chested it into the net?Memories are hazy as a 14 year old at the time I was stupidly optimistic it was a one off disappointment for the tournament Nah, Boyd was in 98. The one I'm meaning was in 1990, after we'd been gubbed by Costa Rica. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archie McSquackle Posted January 25, 2021 Share Posted January 25, 2021 We couldn't get tickets for the Sweden game but I was at the Costa Rica game and then the Brazil game. It pissed down all day in Turin then we were in the front row, effectively eye level with the pitch behind a fence and snarling police dogs. I think I'm a jinx. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bernardblack Posted January 26, 2021 Share Posted January 26, 2021 On Sunday Mrs BB hit me with “oh my god it’s snowing in London...why isn’t it snowing here?”“Erm I can’t answer that one I’m afraid. You do know that if it’s snowing somewhere, it doesn’t have to be snowing everywhere north of that right?!”“Erm...yeah....course” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted January 26, 2021 Share Posted January 26, 2021 "Isn't yoghurt just cheese and milk mixed together?" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Priti priti priti Patel Posted January 26, 2021 Share Posted January 26, 2021 Noticed her university town was only about 30 miles from her home town. Me: "So is Ann Arbor connected to Detroit?" Her: "I don't understand" "Well, is there any countryside between Ann Arbor and Detroit?" "No" "Okay, exactly, so it's just houses and businesses all the way?" "No" "Okay. So what connects Ann Arbor and Detroit?" "Ummm... a highway" "And what's at the side of the highway?" "A bunch of grass and farms" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 On 25/01/2021 at 07:29, WhiteRoseKillie said: In the very early days of the WRK Marriage, the whole enterprise nearly faltered on the rock of her coming out with "it's only a game" when leighton could only parry that late Brazilian shot and Muller (I think) ensured our sorry record continued. Ooft. Even my English friends, who had shown no mercy after Costa Rica, knew better than to give me any shit about that goal. I was a very angry man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Tourette Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 In the very early days of the WRK Marriage, the whole enterprise nearly faltered on the rock of her coming out with "it's only a game" when leighton could only parry that late Brazilian shot and Muller (I think) ensured our sorry record continued.Imagine if she’d said it again a few minutes later when Maurice Johnston ballooned over the bar from about 4 yards 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Connor1874 Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 Quite apt that my 6 monthly check up of this thread coincides with football chat. I went on the radio to listen to Raith vs Hearts last night, and before kick off they were discussing at length, West Ham and their recent fortunes. I made a snidey comment about why the **** are they not talking about the game they're there to cover instead. She asked if it had kicked off, to which I said no. I got a straight 'well, if it hasn't kicked off, what's there to talk about?'. She likes and watches football, but I swear, she just doesn't 'get' it. Few weeks back too, we ordered a wee mini wireless hoover, and one of those Vileda mop things where you put liquid in it and spray the floor without the need of a bucket. Wound her up and told her that the wireless hoover came with a charger, but the wireless mop didn't. She muttered the words 'well it should be there', then brought her emails up on her phone to review the order before I caved in. ****ing tit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Connor1874 Posted January 31, 2021 Share Posted January 31, 2021 Don't know if this really applies here, but found out yesterday that my mother-in-law has a notebook with the names of TV shows and movies that are on Netflix that she wants to watch in time... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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