101 Posted September 19, 2020 Share Posted September 19, 2020 On 17/09/2020 at 12:15, Shandön Par said: Sorry. No fireworks this week: That's my week ruined 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted September 19, 2020 Share Posted September 19, 2020 18 minutes ago, 101 said: That's my week ruined Your week and Shandon sister in laws lady parts have something in common then. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted September 19, 2020 Share Posted September 19, 2020 5 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said: Your week and Shandon sister in laws lady parts have something in common then. Certainly more likely than if she had stayed over... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottmcleanscontacts Posted September 19, 2020 Share Posted September 19, 2020 My mate messaged me earlier. His missus was asking how to get Netflix on their TV. This is their remote control.....That's just manky. Pure clort. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 19, 2020 Share Posted September 19, 2020 On 19/07/2020 at 02:26, BigFatTabbyDave said: (they had five kids, which he freely admitted they'd made so as to never have to work) Bit late replying to this, but if you're lazy I'd take the 9-5 any day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 19, 2020 Share Posted September 19, 2020 12 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Bit late replying to this, but if you're lazy I'd take the 9-5 any day. I think it's the Only Fools & Horses thing - spending huge amounts of time and effort just to avoid doing what The System wants you to do. Plus, he didn't have much to do with his kids anyway, from what I saw. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted September 19, 2020 Share Posted September 19, 2020 On 17/09/2020 at 12:15, Shandön Par said: Sorry. No fireworks this week: Shame not to see your sister 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim McLean's Ghost Posted September 19, 2020 Share Posted September 19, 2020 15 hours ago, peasy23 said: My mate messaged me earlier. His missus was asking how to get Netflix on their TV. This is their remote control..... Imagine messaging for that. The HELP button is right there. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 19, 2020 Share Posted September 19, 2020 38 minutes ago, Rugster said: Shame not to see your sister A younger version of Mrs Par. What’s not to like! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 29, 2020 Share Posted October 29, 2020 Carrier bags? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted October 29, 2020 Share Posted October 29, 2020 On 19/09/2020 at 08:40, Shandön Par said: A younger version of Mrs Par. What’s not to like! I honestly thought Mrs Par would be better looking than that guy. Unless she’s improved with age. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 30, 2020 Share Posted October 30, 2020 On 19/09/2020 at 00:07, Bully Wee Villa said: Does the "FOOTBALL" button just select a match at random? Ive got a football button on my telly remote. It turns the colour setting right up and give a cheer when you press it. It then gives a boo sound when you press it to switch it off. Keeps me entertained anyway. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted October 30, 2020 Share Posted October 30, 2020 I would spend hours doing that. I might send off for one. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted October 30, 2020 Share Posted October 30, 2020 14 hours ago, MixuFruit said: "Do you remember those things you'd get in shops and they had things in them?" I bet you're deliberately not getting it to annoy her. She probably means those ones with the bit on it, not the ones with that man on the telly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 30, 2020 Share Posted October 30, 2020 Upon gentle suggestion a lay person would need a bit more to go on to deduce what she was meaning I was furnished with: "you know, they'd have things and you could get them each week to make a thing". It transpires this was those De Agostini magazines with a bit of a train set or something you'd buy each week.Was she looking to spend £800 on a build-your-own plastic DeLorean?If so, calling cards of morons thread for this pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted October 30, 2020 Share Posted October 30, 2020 35 minutes ago, MixuFruit said: Upon gentle suggestion a lay person would need a bit more to go on to deduce what she was meaning I was furnished with: "you know, they'd have things and you could get them each week to make a thing". It transpires this was those De Agostini magazines with a bit of a train set or something you'd buy each week. Told you, the ones with the bit on it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted November 3, 2020 Share Posted November 3, 2020 My wife has decided to send a parcel of baby clothes to her sister as we have not been able to get over and he's getting to the age range they are for.She arranged a collection and sent me the labels to print but it turns out the printer ink has dried.I tell her this and she says she will send the labels to her other sister to print for us.Then comes back and says her sister will scan them to us and we should be good to go. 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 3, 2020 Share Posted November 3, 2020 1 hour ago, weirdcal said: My wife has decided to send a parcel of baby clothes to her sister as we have not been able to get over and he's getting to the age range they are for. She arranged a collection and sent me the labels to print but it turns out the printer ink has dried. I tell her this and she says she will send the labels to her other sister to print for us. Then comes back and says her sister will scan them to us and we should be good to go. Just ask her to fax the clothes to her sister. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted November 4, 2020 Share Posted November 4, 2020 19 hours ago, weirdcal said: My wife has decided to send a parcel of baby clothes to her sister as we have not been able to get over and he's getting to the age range they are for. She arranged a collection and sent me the labels to print but it turns out the printer ink has dried. I tell her this and she says she will send the labels to her other sister to print for us. Then comes back and says her sister will scan them to us and we should be good to go. No pens in your house? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted November 4, 2020 Share Posted November 4, 2020 1 hour ago, hk blues said: No pens in your house? The labels will have QR/Barcodes on them. He'd have to be exceptionally talented forger for it to work. If he is, give @Pull My Strings a shout. He's looking for someone of the trade. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.