Arabdownunder Posted August 27, 2020 Share Posted August 27, 2020 "Can you change the bed?" Like a good lad I take the sheets, pillow cases, duvet cover off the bed, wash them, dry them and then put them back. Apparently this is wrong, I should have replaced them with one of the other sets "for a change.". 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted August 27, 2020 Share Posted August 27, 2020 2 minutes ago, Arabdownunder said: "Can you change the bed?" Like a good lad I take the sheets, pillow cases, duvet cover off the bed, wash them, dry them and then put them back. Apparently this is wrong, I should have replaced them with one of the other sets "for a change.". I trust you ironed them? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottmcleanscontacts Posted August 27, 2020 Share Posted August 27, 2020 I trust you ironed them?I can't imagine it's very easy to iron a poppadom. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted August 27, 2020 Share Posted August 27, 2020 4 hours ago, Arabdownunder said: "Can you change the bed?" Like a good lad I take the sheets, pillow cases, duvet cover off the bed, wash them, dry them and then put them back. Apparently this is wrong, I should have replaced them with one of the other sets "for a change.". In future, try less. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 11, 2020 Share Posted September 11, 2020 On 17/07/2020 at 10:28, Shandön Par said: Sterling work by Mrs Par. Her sis brought her “new” man - an old teenage sweetheart who she had recently hooked up with - to visit us pre-lockdown. I have the patience of a saint but this boy got on my nerves so much, and Par Jr was also struggling to warm to him. Not long after, romance had apparently fizzled out so Mrs Par told her sister what a nippy c**t her man was and that we couldn’t stand him. She has now got back with him so that should make future visits a good laugh. Wee update. They are meant to be popping in on Sunday morning. Should maybe set up a live stream for P&B. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted September 11, 2020 Share Posted September 11, 2020 5 minutes ago, Shandön Par said: Wee update. They are meant to be popping in on Sunday morning. Should maybe set up a live stream for P&B. No 'maybe' about it. This has to happen. Should be a great start to a traditional P&B Sunday. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted September 11, 2020 Share Posted September 11, 2020 Wee update. They are meant to be popping in on Sunday morning. Should maybe set up a live stream for P&B.I can just give everyone the link and use details to my cameras? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted September 15, 2020 Share Posted September 15, 2020 We have this kinda mad guy in work who often rambles and always tells jokes/tales to people, I'm sure most work places have that guy. Anyway, earlier on he started a discussion about Faberge eggs, stating they were worth £53 million each and all this other shit. I came back into the office and one of my colleagues was saying this guy had been telling her a god awful joke, I said "aye, he was talking some amount of pish about Faberge eggs to me earlier as well" and another lassie said "who the f**k is Father Jay Eggs?" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bell™ Posted September 15, 2020 Share Posted September 15, 2020 15 minutes ago, The Moonster said: We have this kinda mad guy in work who often rambles and always tells jokes/tales to people, I'm sure most work places have that guy. Anyway, earlier on he started a discussion about Faberge eggs, stating they were worth £53 million each and all this other shit. I came back into the office and one of my colleagues was saying this guy had been telling her a god awful joke, I said "aye, he was talking some amount of pish about Faberge eggs to me earlier as well" and another lassie said "who the f**k is Father Jay Eggs?" some Clyde fan's dotting alias, I expect 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted September 15, 2020 Share Posted September 15, 2020 On 11/09/2020 at 15:03, Shandön Par said: Wee update. They are meant to be popping in on Sunday morning. Should maybe set up a live stream for P&B. Everyone still alive Shandon? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 15, 2020 Share Posted September 15, 2020 14 minutes ago, 101 said: Everyone still alive Shandon? Turns out it’s this Sunday. If I just neck a load of tranquillisers it might pass off without incident. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 17, 2020 Share Posted September 17, 2020 Sorry. No fireworks this week: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted September 17, 2020 Share Posted September 17, 2020 A couple of days ago - Me - "Come and see the rainbow" (for some context, it was one of the most vivid I've seen) Her- "Where is it?" Me - "FFS. In the sky" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 My mate messaged me earlier. His missus was asking how to get Netflix on their TV. This is their remote control..... 17 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 4 minutes ago, peasy23 said: My mate messaged me earlier. His missus was asking how to get Netflix on their TV. This is their remote control..... Maybe she was trying not to touch it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 My mate messaged me earlier. His missus was asking how to get Netflix on their TV. This is their remote control.....In her defence, how was she to know how to get Netflix when the remote was clearly hidden under a dusty couch for 3 years. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 10 minutes ago, peasy23 said: My mate messaged me earlier. His missus was asking how to get Netflix on their TV. This is their remote control..... I'm surprised that the help button isn't worn out. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 The wife was in getting her nails done, and heard another client telling a story about a guy she'd met on Tinder. It boiled down to her sending him a scuddy, falling out with him, at which point she asked him to send her the picture back as she didn't want him to have it anymore 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 26 minutes ago, peasy23 said: My mate messaged me earlier. His missus was asking how to get Netflix on their TV. This is their remote control..... Does the "FOOTBALL" button just select a match at random? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted September 19, 2020 Share Posted September 19, 2020 My other half has been talking a lot about becoming a vegetarian but is really bad at not eating meat. She has come up with a solution though. Farmers should just stop raising animals, particularly lambs, for meat. I asked how they would make money. She's suggested wool and sheep's milk. Obviously the milk was discounted when i explained the lambs would still need killed. I explained that it was very unlikely that the price of wool would cover the costs for most farmers. No problem she says, they can grow corn instead. She accepted that low productivity of growing this on high altitude pastures and mountainsides might make such a venture uneconomical. So what was the ultimate solution? They should grow grapes IN FRANCE 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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