Shotgun Posted June 15, 2020 Share Posted June 15, 2020 The Light of my Life was scrolling through the TV Guide the other night and came across the Russell Crowe version of Robin Hood. Up she pipes "Russell Crowe isn't a very good choice to play Robin Hood." Now, I can think of several reasons why this might be true but I wasn't sure which one she had in mind, so I made the mistake of asking. "Well, Robin Hood was a slim guy." Whit? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted June 15, 2020 Share Posted June 15, 2020 2 hours ago, Shotgun said: The Light of my Life was scrolling through the TV Guide the other night and came across the Russell Crowe version of Robin Hood. Up she pipes "Russell Crowe isn't a very good choice to play Robin Hood." Now, I can think of several reasons why this might be true but I wasn't sure which one she had in mind, so I made the mistake of asking. "Well, Robin Hood was a slim guy." Whit? Was she thinking about the fat horoscope guy? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted June 15, 2020 Share Posted June 15, 2020 19 minutes ago, Bold Rover said: Was she thinking about the fat horoscope guy? Not sure who that is myself but no, she was thinking of these guys. We had a conversation about the concept of fiction based on mythology. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted June 16, 2020 Share Posted June 16, 2020 10 hours ago, Shotgun said: Not sure who that is myself but no, Russell Grant 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted June 16, 2020 Share Posted June 16, 2020 1 hour ago, Jacksgranda said: Russell Grant Indeed unsuitable for the role of Robin Hood who, everyone knows was a slim chap. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted June 16, 2020 Share Posted June 16, 2020 Decent Friar Tuck though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 16, 2020 Share Posted June 16, 2020 2 minutes ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Decent Friar Tuck though. That Dundee back at training? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted June 16, 2020 Share Posted June 16, 2020 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: That Dundee back at training? Yeah, McGowans not half put the beef on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greendot Posted June 16, 2020 Share Posted June 16, 2020 6 hours ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Decent Friar Tuck though. Is that cockney rhyming slang? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 16, 2020 Share Posted June 16, 2020 23 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Me: “Jashans (our local curry place) got robbed last night”. Mrs Par (genuine question) “Did they steal all the curry?”. Well? Don't keep us in suspense. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 16, 2020 Share Posted June 16, 2020 16 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Well? Don't keep us in suspense. You and she may have headed for the vats of vindaloo but but theses gadgies eschewed the bhajis and went for the till and the booze. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 16, 2020 Share Posted June 16, 2020 1 minute ago, Shandon Par said: You and she may have headed for the vats of vindaloo but but theses gadgies eschewed the bhajis and went for the till and the booze. They'd have caught us helpless on our backs in the kitchen, like korma-sauce-drenched turtles. Christ, I could kill for a bhaji right now 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 16, 2020 Share Posted June 16, 2020 2 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: They'd have caught us helpless on our backs in the kitchen, like korma-sauce-drenched turtles. Christ, I could kill for a bhaji right now It’s a decent curry place. My all time favourite was one on the Isle of Dogs, called The Lancer. They fed me pints whilst waiting on the takeaway. Could sink three pints and they wouldn’t take a penny. Unsurprisingly it’s shut down now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted June 16, 2020 Share Posted June 16, 2020 I don’t understand why the divorce rate on here isn’t higher. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 11 hours ago, RH33 said: I don’t understand why the divorce rate on here isn’t higher. Our partners all think we're on here discussing the offside rule. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 I don’t understand why the divorce rate on here isn’t higher.Too much hassle... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 Unsure who is more annoying between Mrs Bs pal who routinely visits, and sits through the kids and hence our dinnertime, or Mrs B who wont just say, that's our dinner ready, let's do this again sometime. Instead choosing to let her dinner go cold then whine later. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 I don’t understand why the divorce rate on here isn’t higher.Who else will cause us reason to interact with other people during the off-season? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 22 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Unsure who is more annoying between Mrs Bs pal who routinely visits, and sits through the kids and hence our dinnertime, or Mrs B who wont just say, that's our dinner ready, let's do this again sometime. Instead choosing to let her dinner go cold then whine later. The pal for me. Your Mrs is being polite, she's being an ignorant c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 2 minutes ago, The Moonster said: The pal for me. Your Mrs is being polite, she's being an ignorant c**t. Yeah. They like to crack on about how they are BFFs and shit tho. You would think she could say right that's me going to get my dinner now. Me and the kids have ate 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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