Dee Man Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 Out of The Mouth of BigBo10 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted May 23, 2020 Share Posted May 23, 2020 It only works on idiots who have already celebrated the current year's birthday. And idiots who just can't count, obviously.That one has the caveat of the age you are going to be this year. Obviously learned from it being pointed out before.Can't wait for the fresh wave of it on Facebook. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted May 23, 2020 Share Posted May 23, 2020 Flicking through Netflix last night and saw Trailer Park Boys have made a 2nd lot of animated episodes. She has seen me watching TPB but doesn't watch it herself. Her: Why is that a cartoon? Me: Probably because Lahey (a character) died in real life. Her: What ones that? Me: The auld guy. Her: The one that doesn't wear a shirt? Me: No, the old guy. Her: What one's that? Me: It's the auld guy! Her: Well I don't know, I don't watch it! Me: Well why are you asking? You obviously won't know who it is if you don't know him by that description. Her: Aw just f**k off! Me: * Look of confusion on face * 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quickoverayard Posted May 23, 2020 Share Posted May 23, 2020 A few years ago we were out as a family for dinner My sister was reading the menu then proceeded to ask me what I was ordering My response ‘i think I’m going to order the veal’ Her response ‘i don’t really like fish’ This is also the same girl who asked if dolphin friendly tuna was made up of dolphins [emoji15] 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted May 23, 2020 Share Posted May 23, 2020 “Andorra’s Italian isn’t it?” ”no, it’s Andorra” ”French then?” ”No, It’s Andorran, as in it’s a country” ”Nah, it’s Italian isn’t it” Where’s the revolver... Shes thinking of san morono 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 23, 2020 Share Posted May 23, 2020 19 minutes ago, D.A.F.C said: 22 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: “Andorra’s Italian isn’t it?” ”no, it’s Andorra” ”French then?” ”No, It’s Andorran, as in it’s a country” ”Nah, it’s Italian isn’t it” Where’s the revolver... Shes thinking of san morono She’s certainly acting like one. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted May 23, 2020 Share Posted May 23, 2020 20 hours ago, BigBo10 said: I’m easily confused and clearly missed this point entirely. I’ll think before posting in future. Your continued abject abuse is entirely deserved and I offer no further defence of being a complete fuckwit! I worked it out and thought - that's remarkable. Then the penny dropped! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted May 23, 2020 Share Posted May 23, 2020 We live out in farm country.Tractor had been sat next to driveway for most of the dayShe say to me what they doing ? Looks like it's broke downLater a flat bed turns up.5 mins later, what they doing?Looks to be trying to get the tractor picked up.They are taking too long, why they taking too long, it's blocking the drive.Yup, middle of lockdown, no visitors bar the postie in 10 weeks, but more than 5 mins to move a tractor that's broken down into a flatbed and move it appears to be cause of a new round of 20 questions to someone with the same information as herself. Please tell me they get better with age. Please. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted May 23, 2020 Share Posted May 23, 2020 As she gets older she won't ask you what's happening. She will tell you what's happening. Whether that is what is actually happening, is inconsequential. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 11 hours ago, weirdcal said: We live out in farm country. Tractor had been sat next to driveway for most of the day She say to me what they doing ? Looks like it's broke down Later a flat bed turns up. 5 mins later, what they doing? Looks to be trying to get the tractor picked up. They are taking too long, why they taking too long, it's blocking the drive. Yup, middle of lockdown, no visitors bar the postie in 10 weeks, but more than 5 mins to move a tractor that's broken down into a flatbed and move it appears to be cause of a new round of 20 questions to someone with the same information as herself. Please tell me they get better with age. Please. Not a chance. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 11 hours ago, Mr. Alli said: As she gets older she won't ask you what's happening. She will tell you what's happening. Whether that is what is actually happening, is inconsequential. You're confusing women with newspapers and the BBC. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 Just now, Gaz FFC said: BBC. Whatever floats your boat, m8. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Tourette Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 Many moons ago, when Scotland were qualifying for World Cups:-Me (to my pal): Fancy trying to get tickets for the France game next month?Pal: Aye, but they’ll be like hens teethHer: Who’s Ken?Me: What?Her: You said they’ll be like Ken’s teeth. Who’s Ken?Me: No, not Ken’s teeth. HENS teeth 5 second silenceHer: I didn’t know hens had teeth? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 Pics, etc 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 Pics, etcPictures of hens teeth?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 1 minute ago, NJ2 said: Pictures of hens teeth?! Yes please. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 15 minutes ago, NJ2 said: Pictures of hens teeth?! Them an' a'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 1 hour ago, Mr Tourette said: You said they’ll be like Ken’s teeth. Who’s Ken? 1 hour ago, Jacksgranda said: Pics, etc 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 Spoiler 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 2 hours ago, The Skelpit Lug said: 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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