Arabdownunder Posted November 22, 2019 Share Posted November 22, 2019 9 minutes ago, senorsoupe said: Watching a show with the missus where there is a character named Johan Her: "Johan is my favourite Asian name" Me: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yo-han 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 21, 2019 Share Posted December 21, 2019 "What part of the turkey is the crown from, is it the head?" 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted December 22, 2019 Share Posted December 22, 2019 9 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: "What part of the turkey is the crown from, is it the head?" The crown of your head, not totally illogical. (Although it doesn't say much for her observational skills when looking at a cooked turkey). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the aggressive beggar Posted December 22, 2019 Share Posted December 22, 2019 Playing Who Wants To Be A Millionaire app - "I thought Cleopatra was bitten by a snake" Me - "she was" "But that wasn't one of the answers so i put lion, it says the right answer is (and to add to the insanity she actually spells this out) an A.S.P." After i managed to start breathing again i gave her kudos for knowing she was bitten by a snake, to which she replied, "oh wait, i was thinking about Medusa" 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 22, 2019 Share Posted December 22, 2019 1 hour ago, Jacksgranda said: The crown of your head, not totally illogical. (Although it doesn't say much for her observational skills when looking at a cooked turkey). Maybe she hasn't seen a turkey or has no idea of the scale. She might think turkeys are the size of a car. Neither makes our perception of her any better, but she'll still be better than Cruella de Vil London HMFC is lumbered with. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 22, 2019 Share Posted December 22, 2019 Mrs just wrote a Christmas card for her nephew, put some cash in and licked the envelope to seal it. He has a severe peanut allergy and she is in the middle of munching her way through a bowl of salted peanuts. RIP kid. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 22, 2019 Share Posted December 22, 2019 3 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Mrs just wrote a Christmas card for her nephew, put some cash in and licked the envelope to seal it. He has a severe peanut allergy and she is in the middle of munching her way through a bowl of salted peanuts. RIP kid. Don't tell him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 22, 2019 Share Posted December 22, 2019 26 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Mrs just wrote a Christmas card for her nephew, put some cash in and licked the envelope to seal it. He has a severe peanut allergy and she is in the middle of munching her way through a bowl of salted peanuts. RIP thieving postie with nut allergy. FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted December 22, 2019 Share Posted December 22, 2019 In the greater scheme of things, would it really be so bad if we simply let nature take its course when it comes to people with peanut allergies? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 23, 2019 Share Posted December 23, 2019 6 hours ago, Shotgun said: In the greater scheme of things, would it really be so bad if we simply let nature take its course when it comes to people with peanut allergies? Just peanuts? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIG BEN Posted December 23, 2019 Share Posted December 23, 2019 Once went to pick up my mate to go play 5s on a Saturday morning. Drives down, toots horn outside his flat and then waits. 2 mins later, some old fear jumps in the back seat with 3 bags and I said hope that's your fitba boots in that bagNo it's just some shoppingI'm here to pick my mate up for 5sI don't want to go to 5sI'm not a taxi, I'm waiting for my mateBut you tooted your hornIt was only when my mate turned up she realised her mistake Had a random woman once get into my car once. It was the same colour as her husbands car which was parked next to me. Took her a few moments to realise as she was rabbiting on about some nonsense or other as she got in and sat down. It was only when my daughter, who was in the back, asked who she was that she realised her mistake. Gutted to be honest as she was a bit of a wid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stu_mfc Posted December 23, 2019 Share Posted December 23, 2019 (edited) Round at a friends house for a few drinks on Saturday, they have a Xmas playlist on the go . White Xmas comes on the playlist with someone mentioning they like Bing Crosby, my girl friend then announces its just a shame hes a rapist... After much confusion and some questioning turned out she meant Bill Cosby. Edited December 23, 2019 by stu_mfc 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Khaki Posted January 8, 2020 Share Posted January 8, 2020 (edited) Standing in the pub the other night when I spotted a female friend's daith piercing Me - 'Oh, did you get that done because of you migraines?' Her - 'No, I got it done because of someone else's migraines' I was too stunned to start explaining that's not how they supposedly work to listen to her continue on, but it turns out her pal suffers migraines but is a massive shiter, so they both went to get the piercing at the same time and friend went first. Same woman has also been heard to exclaim 'my shoes hurt' when complaining about her feet. Edited January 8, 2020 by Boo Khaki 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 8, 2020 Share Posted January 8, 2020 I love how the picture under the Wikipedia entry for 'Daith Piercing' shows an ear with four different piercings. Thanks for that, Wiki; big help. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted January 8, 2020 Share Posted January 8, 2020 You know you can edit it, yeah? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted January 8, 2020 Share Posted January 8, 2020 18 hours ago, Boo Khaki said: spotted a female friend's daith piercing Happy daiths are ear again. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 9, 2020 Share Posted January 9, 2020 8 hours ago, Bully Wee Villa said: You know you can edit it, yeah? Edit the Wikipedia page to more accurately show the information that I don't have? Also, I don't really care, and just found that amusing. I presume that's what the person who uploaded the picture did - didn't know what a Daith Piercing was, and just added the ear piercing equivalent of Spot the Ball 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted January 9, 2020 Share Posted January 9, 2020 I was only teasing. (I thought Daith was a terrorist group...) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted January 9, 2020 Share Posted January 9, 2020 1. Why would you go to Wiki for information of a peircing? 2. It explains it pretty well before you get to the picture. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 19, 2020 Share Posted January 19, 2020 Yesterday was too cold to freeze apparently. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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